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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, April 7th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Even more GARBAGE PEOPLE! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We've got the knack for ONE-HIT WONDERS! And, a séance to contact SEAN CONNERY! 

4 STAR LIVE WATCH PARTY!

Hey 4 STAR GENERALS!

Let your eyes have some of the fun that your ears have been getting!

Time to watch us record TRR live!

Join us tonight!

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 7TH! 7pm (PDT)

The "Final Four": ROUND TWO!

It's the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS!

This week, it's NORSE against AZTEC as two powerhouses battle it out to see who moves on to compete for the title of TRR god for 2021!

BALDR vs QUETZALCOATL!

2021-04-06 07:16:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, April 6th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Meet the GARBAGE PEOPLE! TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS Final Four! Sexy LIBRARIANS! We grant your TV TUNES TUESDAY wish! And, the world's least sexy PEEP SHOW!

A mystery MUNCHIN MONDAY!

TODAY: The FOOD that Eddie calls "the Voltron of inedible foods"!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, April 5th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The NEWS that makes you ask "WHAT IS GOING ON?" The FOOD that Eddie calls "the Voltron of inedible foods"! And, the WINNER of "Godzilla VS Kong"! (SPOILERS: It's the movie theatres.)

2021-04-05 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Newsflash!

Hi All!
Steve & Kari here!
Ralph has let us takeover TRR today to make an announcement!
We are bringing our combined 50 years of experience in the world of personal and professional development to create and curate content where we share stimulating discussion, engaging interviews an...

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 31st, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : "Disco Lives" on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve and Kari stop by to talk about their new project, the "Holistic Buffet"! And, on today's GARMY GAME SHOW: It's EASTER! Does Eddie know his rabbits?

2021-03-31 07:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post

The "Final Four": ROUND ONE!

TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS!

This week, two ultra-powerful goddesses battle it out to see who moves on to compete for the title of TRR god for 2021!

It's ATHENA VS LILITH!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 30th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We take the good, and we take the bad on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! Two GODDESSES face off to see who goes to the final in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, why do gas stations gouge us for that 9/10ths OF A PENNY?!

2021-03-30 07:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey 4 STARS! Watch us while we "do it"!

Hello, you voyeuristic little 4 STAR devils!

Wanna watch me and Eddie while we do it?

That's RECORD THE SHOW, ya pervs!

TUESDAY, MARCH 30th, 2021 at 7pm!

Watch us record Wednesday's TRR episode LIVE!

Click on the Crowdcast l...

MUNCHIN' MONDAY : Orange Marmalade!

Will Eddie like orange marmalade as much as Paddington Bear?!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 29th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : This show is a HUMDINGER! Swarms of tiny ROBOTS are coming for our BRAINS! Ralph's adventure on FAMILY FEUD! And, a MUNCHIN' MONDAY that Paddington would LOVE!

2021-03-29 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 26th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We pull our favorite BAD MOVIES out of the VIDEO VAULT! And, disgruntled folks hit us with their parting shots via MEAN EXIT SURVEYS!

2021-03-26 07:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 25th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another candidate for the ZOO OF TERROR! The reason we TALK LIKE PIRATES!  And, the age old battle of RELIGION vs SEX! 

Eddie's newest dirtier, funnier, ZIGGY!

I think the Zigster may be a bit confused on the concept ...

4 STAR WATCH PARTY!

ALL THE FOUR STAR GENERALS!!!!

Join us tonight and watch us record THE RALPH REPORT ... LIVE!

Tonight, Wednesday, March 24th, at 7pm (pacific)!

Just click on the link above!

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 24th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a wicked ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The unexpected effect the pandemic is having on COUPLES! And, a tribute to our neighbors to the NORTH!

The "Great Eight": ROUND FOUR!

This week, it's AZTEC vs SLAVIC, as two more GODS fight to move on to the semi-finals!

DAZBOG vs QUETZALCOATL

Follow along at: TournamentOfTheGods.com

2021-03-23 07:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 23rd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We've got a very small TV TUNES TUESDAY theme song! It's turns out, Eddie's better when he whispers! More SEX IN THE NEWS! And, HAPPY 3-D DAY! 

MUNCHIN' MOXIE!

Does Eddie have MOXIE?! 

We will see after he tastes this delicious classic beverage! ...

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 22nd,2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : “The wind of God is always blowing!" Eddie finally has some MOXIE! The world's WORST dad! And, Happy 90th Birthday to WILLIAM SHATNER!

2021-03-22 07:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 19th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Are we FUNGIBLE OR NON-FUNGIBLE? Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! Who can save us from the ALIENS? And, we crack the "Case of the Video Vault" with our favorite PRIVATE EYES!

2021-03-19 07:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 18th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Rejoice! Ralph survived ST. PADDY'S DAY! (Barely.) Eddie gets his brutal REVENGE! And, Mistress Mischa gives a us a glimpse into the world of a PROFESSIONAL DOMINATRIX!

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 17th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's our ST. PATRICK'S DAY spectacular! Special guest, Steve Ashton, drops by with the UK UPDATE! We salute the biggest Irish ONE-HIT WONDER of all! And, as a special surprise, our resident Irishman, Ralph Garman, gets VERY, VERY DRUNK! (I know! Shoc...

The "Great Eight": ROUND THREE!

This week, two NORSE GODS fight to move on to the semi-finals!

Baldr VS Freyr!

Follow along at: TournamentOfTheGods.com

2021-03-16 07:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 16th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The Tournament Of The Gods is on the NORDIC TRACK today! We are gonna be bad boys on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, can you tell the REAL porn star names from the FAKE ones?! 

2021-03-16 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Bologna intervention!

Today's we help Eddie overcome his childhood "bologna trauma"!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 15th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Meet the new TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! We help Eddie recover from a CHILDHOOD TRAUMA! And, BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!

THE LIVE GARMY GAME SHOW!

This week's LIVESTREAM event is THE LIVE GARMY GAME SHOW!

Join us this SATURDAY, MARCH 13TH at 3pm (PST)!

You could have a chance to win some fabulous cash & prizes!

(Cash not included.)

Join me, Eddie, Steve and Kari!!!

EVERYONE IS WELCOME!