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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, June 11th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We have another entry from EDDIE'S DICTIONARY! We have our PRIDE MONTH picks for LGBTQ+ movies from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the GARMY GAME SHOW could win one lucky listener this limited edition 1989 BATMOBILE from JADA TOYS!

2021-06-11 07:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

"Drawn in 60 Seconds": CICADA edition!

From the hand of Eddie Pence ... "Green Bugs and Hugs!

2021-06-10 07:21:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, June 10th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : An artistic TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! We do a DEEP dive at RALPH'S SEX UNIVERSITY! And, RIP to Claudia Barrett, star of the cinema classic, "ROBOT MONSTER"!

2021-06-10 07:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, June 9th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A very cruel ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Yet ANOTHER thing to be scared of in Myrtle Beach! And, we have confirmed MARTIANS HAVE GAS! (It's science.)

2021-06-09 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

4 STARS! Watch TRR LIVE!!!!

Wednesday at 7pm! 

June 9th, 2021!

Watch us record TRR ... Raw, unedited, and LIVE!!!!

2021-06-09 04:29:36 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, June 8th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : TV TUNES TUESDAY keeps growing! More amazing charity work by the GARMY! And, our all-star salute to JELLY DONUTS!

2021-06-08 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Munchin' Monday: SCUNGILLI!

This Italian delicacy is a GIFT from the SEA!

But, will Eddie ACCEPT this gift, or RETURN it unopened?!

2021-06-07 07:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, June 7th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Chicken nuggets can make you rich! Eddie (and Ralph's) DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, for MUNCHIN' MONDAY, it's an Italian delicacy: SCUNGILLI! (aka Sea Snails!)

2021-06-07 07:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post

"Steve VS The Fireplace" can be YOURS!

The newest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" art work is up for grabs!

For the next 24 hours only, just email a proof of donation to the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation:

www.cff.org

Or, another CF char...

2021-06-06 18:59:58 +0000 UTC View Post

"Drawn in 60 Seconds"!

Eddie's newest work of art! (And, some say his best, yet!)

"Steve VS The Fireplace"

2021-06-04 14:49:24 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, June 4th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph reports from a SWINGERS CLUB! Steve Ashton drops the UK UPDATE and gets "DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS"! And, one lucky member of the GARMY might win this LIMITED-EDITION die-cast 1989 BATMOBILE from JADA TOYS!

2021-06-04 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

It's a 4 STAR "Watch Party"!

Hey 4 STAR generals!!!

Come out and watch us record TRR LIVE!

See you at 7pm (PDT) on THURSDAY, JUNE3rd!

2021-06-03 07:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, June 3rd, 2021!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The TOP 100 best STRIPPER STAGE NAMES! Today's "HAPPY HIT" is for the TEACHERS! And the battle continues: AMERICA VS CICADAS! 

2021-06-03 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, June 2nd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! A "deep" ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! A salute to FREDERICK'S OF HOLLYWOOD! And, the return of THE MEAT SLAPPER!

2021-06-02 07:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post

June 1st .... 2018?! Yes, another TRR FLASHBACK!

What was life like 3 YEARS AGO?!?!?

2021-06-01 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Wanna own Eddie's "Patty O' Lanterns"?

The latest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" masterpiece is up for grabs!

For the next 24 hours only, just email a proof of donation to the JED Foundation:

https://www.jedfoundation.org/

Or, another ment...

2021-05-31 19:15:11 +0000 UTC View Post

TRR FLASHBACK for MAY, 30th ... 2018!

2021-05-31 09:36:51 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, May 28th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! MEMORIAL DAY picks from the VIDEO VAULT! The "spirits" move us! And, we rejoice in the return of TERRY SILVER! (You can't spell SILVER without EVIL!)

2021-05-28 07:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post

"Drawn in 60 SECONDS!"

Eddie's latest MASTERPIECE! ... It's PADDY O'LANTERNS!

(It's PADDY, not "Patty", Eddie!!!! ... C'mon!)

2021-05-28 01:11:29 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, May 27th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : How did you find out you EX was CHEATING on you? BAD ways to DIE! Your SEXUAL SOUNDTRACK! And, is Ryan Seacrest the root of all EVIL?! 

2021-05-27 06:59:08 +0000 UTC View Post

The 4 STAR "Viewing Party" LIVESTREAM!

Hey 4 STAR GENERALS!

Come watch Ralph and Eddie do that thing they do!

Wed., May 26th, 7pm (PDT)

(Ralph might be riding the drinking horse ...)

2021-05-26 07:10:59 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, May 26th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! This ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY will spin you round! Tales of the GARBAGE PEOPLE! And, RIP Samuel E. Wright aka SEBASTIAN THE CRAB!

2021-05-26 07:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, May 25th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's the MOST SHOCKING episode EVER! TV TUNES TUESDAY goes into the jungle! The GARMY does great things for CHARITY! The new WONKA! And, drink up! It's HAPPY NATIONAL WINE DAY!

2021-05-25 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY! The KETCHUP Wars!

The battle has begun! 

Who will emerge victorious?!

Tomato, Mushroom, or Banana?!

2021-05-24 07:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, May 24th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A powerful TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! The battle has begun in THE KETCHUP WARS! We will get you through your Monday! HAIL LILITH! (Fan art by the spectacular Jaden Miller!)

2021-05-24 07:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Eddie's "Drinking Horse" sketch could be yours!

Wanna ride on the drinking horse? SADDLE UP!

Just send proof of a donation (any amount) to the AMERICAN STROKE ASSOCIATION (or any similar charity that works with, and for, stroke victims), in honor of our own Garmy member, Yukio! 2021-05-23 18:54:45 +0000 UTC View Post