THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 21st, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We toss your salad on this TV TUNES TUESDAY! The Garmy helps AFGHAN REFUGEES! The latest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, HAPPY MINIATURE GOLF DAY!
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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: More chicken wars!
Another battle in the CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH WARS!
Who will win?
The Clown or The Colonel?!
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, September 20th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Sex in the NEWS! Eddie has a SWEDISH FISH party! And, another MUNCHIN' MONDAY battle in the CRISPY CHICKEN WARS ... McDonald's VS KFC!
You can own "EDDIE'S SLOT MACHINE"!
The newest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" art can be yours!
"Eddie's Slot Machine" can be lucky for you!
For the next 24 hours only, just email a proof of donation to the International Rescue Committee!
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, September 17th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton with the UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee on the NFL! An update on the BALLDO! And, the age old battle ... BODY WASH vs BAR SOAP!
DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Time to pull the handle of the EDDIE PENCE JACKPOT SLOT MACHINE!!!
2021-09-16 07:20:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 16th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph sings ... AGAIN! Class is in session at SEX U. ! Another DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS with Eddie! And, the best news ever ... the BALLDO is here!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 15th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : RIP Norm McDonald! The RETURN of STEVE ASHTON! We salute the folks who don't like us with their MEAN EXIT SURVEYS! And, a jumping ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 14th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : An embarrassing TV TUNES TUESDAY! The GARMY gives to charity! A brutal TONGUE TWISTER! What's up with POWER GIRL's boobs? And, Happy CREAM-FILLED DONUT Day!
For the 4 STARS generals!
Hey 4 stars!
Come watch us record TRR live!
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15th at 7pm!
Be a "fly on the wall" in the TRR Batcave!
Just click on the Crowdcast link above!
2021-09-14 05:59:10 +0000 UTC View PostMUNCHIN' MONDAY: Arby's Cheesesteaks!
Arby's is calling their sandwich a "cheesesteak".
They have "the meats", and also, apparently, SOME BALLS!
2021-09-13 07:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, September 13th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : "PEOPLE ARE GARBAGE' takes on "influencers"! This Day in History! Ralph SINGS! And, can a fast food place make a decent cheesesteak? Find out on MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
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You can own "Arnold McDonald"!
The newest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" art can be yours!
"Arnold McDonald" can brighten your day!
For the next 24 hours only, just email a proof of donation to the Ronald McDonald House Charities.
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2021-09-12 18:52:29 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, September 10th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Meet the newest TRR CITZEN OF THE WEEK! You might win some fantastic CASH AND PRIZES* on the GARMY GAME SHOW! (*Cash not included.) And, we open up the VIDEO VAULT and take a look at THE 80's!
2021-09-10 07:01:05 +0000 UTC
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Another TRR Virtual COCKTAIL Party!
Hey 3 & 4 STAR generals!
You are cordially invited to join us for a VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY!
SATURDAY, SEPT. 11th at 3pm!
Let's hang out!
2021-09-10 02:57:15 +0000 UTC
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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Eddie's latest masterpiece! Presenting McDonald's new spokesclown ...
ARNOLD McDONALD!
2021-09-09 07:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 9th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS by Eddie! Nick Cannon needs to stop having kids! And, why is this topless woman reading a comic book that Ralph wrote?!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 8th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph gets SAKE BOMBED! It's a ONE-HIT WONDER with soul! And, we've finally identified what the hell "GRIMACE" is!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 7th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another amazing GARMY charity fundraiser provides relief for HURRICANE IDA victims!! Holidays OR Holinays! (Happy National BEER Lovers Day) And, we review Marvel's SHANG-CHI! (No spoilers!)
2021-09-07 07:01:59 +0000 UTC
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4 STARS! Watch us record TRR LIVE!!!!
Hey 4 STAR generals!
Come hang with us TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 7th at 7pm!
Watch us do our thing BEFORE Gilbert makes it sound good!
It's a blast!
2021-09-07 03:02:31 +0000 UTC View PostTRR FLASHBACK: September 6th ... 2018!
HAPPY LABOR DAY!
While we take the day off, here's a show from a simpler time ...
SEPTEMBER 6th, 2018
You can own "DR. FUCKPUMPKIN"!
The newest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" art can be yours!
"DR. FUCKPUMPKIN" can defend YOUR HOME!
For the next 24 hours only, just email a proof of donation to a HURRICANE IDA relief charity 2021-09-05 19:09:26 +0000 UTC View Post
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, September 3rd, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We time-travel to the 1970's inside the VIDEO VAULT! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports is BACK! We celebrate the return of ABBA! And, what's up with the McFLURRY?!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 2nd, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : SEX U. goes holistic! Why are people GARBAGE? And, we salute two of life's BIGGEST pleasures: DC COMICS & CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES!
DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Eddie's artistic version of DR. FUCKPUMPKIN!
2021-09-01 17:08:48 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 1st, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : RALPH'S LAST SHOW ... (where he drinks without eating.) A salute to those who died on this day in HISTORY! And, the worst ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY in recent memory!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, August 31st, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : TV TUNES TUESDAY salutes TV's saddest family! The most creative way to murder your HUSBAND! And, the ultimate TONGUE TWISTER!
LIVE 4 STAR TRR WATCH PARTY!
Hey 4 STAR generals!
Join me and and Eddie for a LIVE recording of TRR!
TUESDAY, AUGUST 31st at 7PM!
It's better with an audience!!!
LMB!
MUNCHIN' MONDAY: It's Tang!
If it's good enough for the astronauts, it's good enough for US!
2021-08-30 07:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, August 30th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A salute to the great ED ASNER! Blast off with a tangy MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, an ALL-DRUNK edition of calls from "The Ralph Report HOTLINE"!
