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You can own "RALPH LOVES BIG CATS"!

The newest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" art can be yours!

"Ralph love Big Cats" could hang in YOUR HOME!

For the next 24 hours only, just email a proof of donation to a BIG CAT RESCUE of your choice.

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, August 27th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The VIDEO VAULT! More DRUNK THOUGHTS! The GARMY GAME SHOW! And, who's got BED BUGS?!


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Today's DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!

Eddie's newest masterwork .... Ralph loves big cats!!!!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, August 26th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Happy birthday to Shirley Manson of GARBAGE! The baby from Nirvana's NEVERMIND album looks for a payday! And, today's SEX U. class is about SEX AND SOUND! (WARNING: This episode is NSFW, so use those earbuds!)

2021-08-26 07:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, August 25th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We wish you a wonderful ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton joins us with football (i.e. "soccer") talk and the UK UPDATE! We look at Uranus! We salute CHARLIE WATTS! And, we explore the mystery of HIPHOP CHEESE!

2021-08-25 07:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post

4 STAR "Watch Party" LIVESTREAM!

4 STAR GENERALS!

Watch us do what we do!

It's a LIVE watch party just for you as we record TRR in the Batcave!!!

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 25TH, at 7pm!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, August 24th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a bloody good TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy PEACH PIE Day! And, yet another resident for the ZOO OF TERROR!

(DISCLAIMER: This show was recorded before the release of the new Spider-Man trailer.)

2021-08-24 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN MONDAY: Arby's Nuggets!

The NUGGET WARS continue! Today. we munch ARBY'S!

Yes ... WE'VE GOT THE MEATS!

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ALLISON'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT!

You remember Allison? She was the little girl of Garmy member and Army vet, Sean, and you gave her a very happy birthday!  Thanks to you, she was able to take a very special trip to the Kansas City Comic Con!

Here's an update from Sean:

"Though she got several other things, this ...

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A heartfelt "Thank you" from Ralph ...

Hey gang,

I want to thank you all so much for your support and kindness during my trip to Philly to bury my parents.

It was a extraordinarily sad and difficult time, but it was made easier by your love and understanding.

And, there was an upside, too. I got to show Olivia her ro...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, August 23rd, 2021

We're BACK!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Tales of our travels! We're MUNCHIN' Arby's nuggets! The last person on Earth to discover TED LASSO! And, SEX IN THE NEWS!


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TRR FLASHBACK! August 20th ... 2018!!!


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TRR FLASHBACK! August 19th ... 2019!


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TRR FLASHBACK! August 18th ... 2020


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TRR FLASHBACK: August 17th ... 2018!


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TRR FLASHBACK : The Lost Ashton Episode!

When Steve Ashton sat in as guest co-host for Eddie Pence earlier this summer, we lost the first episode (Monday, June 28th) due to an audio problem. 

But, Gilbert manage to piece it back together and so  here is: 

THE LOST ASHTON EPISODE!

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TRR FLASHBACK: August 13th ... 2019!


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TRR FLASHBACK: August 12th ... 2019!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, August 11th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Come back to ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! A salute to GRAND MOFF TARKIN! And, let your TIGGER flag fly!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, August 10th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's an electric TV TUNES TUESDAY! More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, Ralph loves BIG CATS!


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Munchin' Monday: MALT-O-MEAL!

We're munchin' the MALT, baby!

And, Eddie shows off his bitchin' new MUSTACHE!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, August 9th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a Munch-O-Monday with MALT-O-MEAL! There's a food that smells like HOOKERS! Wanna live on MARS?! And, speaking of out of this world, Eddie's rockin' a sweet new mustache!

2021-08-09 07:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post

You can own "EDDIE VS THE FRIDGE"!

The newest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" art can be yours!

"Eddie VS The Fridge" could hang in YOUR KITCHEN! Or put it on your OWN fridge like a proud parent!

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Thanks to the 3 & 4 STAR GENERALS ...

... who joined our LIVE VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY yesterday!

It started out tame enough ... and then turned into a BD/SM LUAU featuring Doms, subs, and Aloha shirts!!! 

Thanks all! 

LMB!


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3 & 4 STAR virtual COCKTAIL PARTY!

3 and 4 STAR generals! Come join us!

SATURDAY, AUGUST 7TH, 2021 at 3pm (PDT)


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The latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!

It's ... Eddie VS Fridge!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, August 6th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Happy HOT FUDGE FRIDAY! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Eddie's NEWEST ART! And, is it a "FAIRY TALE TITLE or PORN MOVIE TITLE ?" on The Garmy Game Show!


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4 STAR WATCH PARTY TONIGHT!

Join me and Eddie as we record tomorrow's TRR tonight!

7pm, Thursday, August 5th!

Click the link above!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, August 5th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a red letter day at SEX UNIVERSITY! Beat it, here comes the FUZZ! And, how much would you pay to PRETEND to be in SPACE?



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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, August 4th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT :  Our latest CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Steve Ashton delivers his UK UPDATE and his HAPPY HIT! And, today's ONE-HIT WONDER is the real thing!


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