Daddy Garbucks!
After hearing of my desire to play "Daddy Warbucks" on Broadway, Jeff O'Connell worked a little photo magic!
Thanks, Jeff!
2021-10-11 17:51:32 +0000 UTC View Post
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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Poke!
We do the hokey poke ... Can Eddie turn himself around?!
2021-10-11 07:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 11th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph's SUPERPOWER! Eddie's SUPER KID! Ralph gives Eddie a poke in the MOUTH! And, Captain Kirk remains EARTHBOUND!
Eddie creams Ralph's face!
(With a pie. Get your mind out of the gutter.)
Want Eddie's artistic vision of how he HOPES the annual TRR football bet turns out?
Well, Eddie's newest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" art CAN BE YOURS!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 8th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Dirty cops in SEX IN THE NEWS! Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee talks Urban Meyer and the NFL! And, a scary VIDEO VAULT proves VAMPIRES SUCK!
New DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Eddie's prediction for the our PHL vs WASH rivalry for the NFL season!
Who will get the PIE?!
2021-10-07 07:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 7th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie makes art in 60 SECONDS! Meet the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! The worst part about being a GHOST RIDER! And, today's SEX U. lesson will tickle you! 
The old men of TRR!
Because you evil bastards requested it (over and over again), here are the (VERY!) aged versions of The Men of TRR!
Still making the ladies crazy in the year 2051!
Thanks (?) to Garmy member Greg Gingold for the digital magic.
2021-10-07 05:47:23 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 6th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We've got a semi for this ONE-HIT WONDER Wednesday! Bears are NOT your friends! And, Jesus may be your co-pilot, but is God in your "ménage à trois"?
4 STARS LIVE TRR! This WEDNESDAY!
Wednesday, October 6th at 7pm!
You, me and Eddie ... LIVE!
Watch us record TRR LIVE!!!!!
2021-10-05 21:30:49 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 5th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We give you a break with today's TV TUNES TUESDAY! A new bit of musical magic from QUEEN J! Happy NATIONAL GET FUNKY DAY! And, the GARMY donates to The Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund to protect our newest member: Meet the new TRR gorilla, BABY KIRA!
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2021-10-05 07:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostMUNCHIN' MONDAY: More fucking chicken!
The final CRISPY CHICKEN CHALLENGE!
Carl's Jr. VS Taco Bell!
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 4th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The GARMY confesses their SINS! This day in HISTORY! And, the FINAL Crispy Chicken CHALLENGE taste test: CARL'S JR. vs TACO BELL!
Want "Roland" in your home?
(Better yours than mine ....)
Eddie's newest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" art can be yours!
A photo-realistic portrait of ROLAND! Complete with fishnet stockings and go-go boots!
Just email a proof of any donation to t...
2021-10-02 19:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 1st, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : BOND IS BACK! And, we pay tribute to 007 with Steve Ashton, an all-Bond VIDEO VAULT, and the GARMY GAME SHOW: 007 Edition! Plus, Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at this weekend's NFL games!
2021-10-01 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 30th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We hit the JACKPOT! Also, "When Good Priests Go Bad"! Sex on the Screen! Eddie's XMAS! And, help for LUSTY LADIES with LOST LIBIDOS!
The new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Here he is, from under the floorboards, it's ... ROLAND!
2021-09-29 08:44:04 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 29th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! The story of Ralph's movie LOVE SCENE! A new DRAWN in 60 SECONDS! And, what's behind MARVEL vs COMIC CREATORS in court?!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 28th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : You woke up this morning to a TV TUNES TUESDAY! More kinky stuff goes down in G-D M-F MYRTLE BEACH! Our tongues get fully twisted! And, the Garmy steps up to get ADAM WEST his hometown statue!
2021-09-28 07:01:03 +0000 UTC
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4 STARS! Watch us on TUESDAY night!
Tuesday, September 28th at 7pm!
You, me and Eddie ... LIVE!
Let's PARTY!
More CHICKEN fights!
The Garmy requested another round in the "Battle of the CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICHES"!
Today, Jack's CLUCK vs BK's Ch'KING!
2021-09-27 07:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, September 27th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The secret reason Ralph can't stand himself today! Another field trip to the ZOO OF TERROR! Undies for auction! And, JACK and THE KING square off in yet another CRISPY CHICKEN SANDWICH battle! Which tastes best? And, which has the DUMBEST name?
2021-09-27 07:01:04 +0000 UTC
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BONUS BATMAN ART by Ralph!
It's a DYNAMIC DUO of sketches!
So many folks are responding the chance to own some TRR Batman art, I thought I would DOUBLE your chance to own TV's CAPED CRUSADER!
I took pen to paper myself to sketch this quick (crude) portrait of my buddy, Adam West.<...
2021-09-24 21:55:31 +0000 UTC View PostTake "BATMAN" home!
HOLY PICASSO, BATMAN!
Eddie's newest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" art can be yours!
"Batman" can keep you safe in your own home!
Just email a proof of donation to the www.AdamWestStatue.com !
Holy DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Eddie's tribute to TV's Batman, ADAM WEST!
2021-09-24 07:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, September 24th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The return of STEVE ASHTON! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! The GARMY GAME SHOW! And, how you can help get ADAM WEST a statue in his own home town! www.AdamWestStatue.com
2021-09-24 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 23rd, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : "The Man With The Broken Butt"! The HARDEST class offered at SEX U.! The sweetest thing in BALTIMORE! And, all hail the VIEW-MASTER!
For the 4 STARS generals! THURSDAY, SEPT. 23rd at 7pm!
Hey 4 stars!
Come watch us record TRR live!
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 23rd at 7pm!
Watch us stumble through the show before Gilbert makes us presentable!
Just click on the Crowdcast link above!
2021-09-23 03:01:13 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 22nd, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Your sex toys are trying to KILL YOU! ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY will put you in a full-nelson! And, is (birthday girl) Joan Jett the greatest female rocker ever?!
