Ralph's New Aloha Shirt!
Thanks again to Gina Wells for the new BATMAN '66 aloha shirt!
2021-11-05 16:32:21 +0000 UTC View Post
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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: Ralph as Snow White's dwarf
Eddie has drawn Ralph as a new dwarf for Snow White! (Either DRINKY or BALLZY, depending on where your eyes go.)
Want this masterpiece in your own home?
Well, Eddie's newest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" art ...
2021-11-05 07:15:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, November 5th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! A call to the Garmy to help one of their own! A very "sexy" GARMY GAME SHOW! And, please help Heidi Klum! (Apparently, she desperately needs our attention!)
2021-11-05 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, November 4th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : How much do you turn YOURSELF on?! The actress who's boobs inspired BUILDINGS! And, sure, Eddie has DRUNK THOUGHTS, but, will he have a beer with Ralph?
The Live 4 STAR Watch-a-palooza!
HEY 4 STAR GENERALS!
We need to be seen to be believed!
Come watch us record TRR LIVE!
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH at 7pm!
2021-11-03 21:10:54 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, November 3rd, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY goes to the dogs! And, the man who invented the ORGASM MACHINE!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 2nd, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A new TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! A salute to THE FONZ! We get to the hart of TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, the GARMY confesses their SINS ... again!
MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Bread in a can?!
It's a thing in NEW ENGLAND, apparently ...
A STEAMED LOAF OF BREAD IN A CAN!
2021-11-01 07:50:59 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, November 1st, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie's "Airline Adventures"! Our all-star salute to CIGARETTES and COCAINE! And, bread in a CAN?!
TRR Virtual HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARTY!
Hey 3 & 4 STAR Generals!
Join us SATURDAY, OCTOBER 30th, 2021 at 3pm!
It's our MONTHLY virtual cocktail party!
And, to celebrate the season, it's gonna be a HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARTY!
Costumes are encour...
2021-10-28 18:54:36 +0000 UTC View PostTRR FLASHBACK: October 25th, 2018!!!
Let's set the WAY BACK MACHINE to today's date ... IN 2018!
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 22nd, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton is back in the UK! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at the NFL! Spooky picks from the VIDEO VAULT! Will someone win the GARMY GAME SHOW?! And, it's coming ... THE PLANET OF THE APES!
2021-10-22 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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4 STAR GENERALS! Watch TRR LIVE!!!!
Join us!
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 21st, 7pm!
We love it when you watch!!!! (Yeah. We're kinky that way.)
2021-10-21 17:29:19 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 21st, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A special SCARY Halloween class at SEX UNIVERSITY! Something EXPLODES in Eddie's mouth! And, WARNING: Ralph is drunk on SAKE for today's episode! (You've been warned.)
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 20th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a ONE-HIT WONDER for the season! Steve Ashton checks in from ICELAND! And, meet the latest (and lamest) TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 19th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The GARMY mobilizes to fight BREAST CANCER! Happy GIN AND TONIC DAY! Our tongues are TWISTED! We head SOUTH for TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, spectacular author BRAD MELTZER talks about his new book and being BANNED!
2021-10-19 07:01:03 +0000 UTC
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A monstrous MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
To celebrate the season, we try "MONSTER MASH"!
All five "monster cereals" combined!
2021-10-18 07:45:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 18th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A (spoilers-free) review of 007's NO TIME TO DIE! A salute to the POP-UP TOASTER! And, a MONSTROUS Munchin' Monday taste-test!
Ralph takes his SHOT in the butt!
Want to own this artistic vision of Ralph getting VAXXED in the butt by a naughty nurse?!
Well, Eddie's newest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" art CAN BE YOURS!
Just email proof of ANY SIZE donation to a BREAST CANCER CHARITY of 2021-10-16 22:37:17 +0000 UTC View Post
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October, 15th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks Jon Gruden and the NFL! SEX TOY or TORTURE DEVICE on the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, CREATURE FEATURES from the spooky VIDEO VAULT!
2021-10-15 07:01:03 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 14th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We found the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! A salute to Roger Moore's 007! And, who's HOT FOR FEET?! (I mean, besides Tarantino ...)
The new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Ralph gets an UNUSUAL vaccination from a busty nurse!
2021-10-13 07:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 13th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Ralph reveals his dream FUNERAL! And, take a ride in our foxy 1970's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
Attention: HOUSTON area Garmy members!
From 1 Star General Jeff Thibodeaux in Houston Texas :
"When I'm on break at my night job I like to take a long walk during my break to try and clear my head. Very recently there's been a sweet puppy under a year old that would meet me up at the same place every night. He ...
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 12th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Step into TV TUNES TUESDAY! The GARMY fights MS! Twisted tongues! Folks CONFESS their SINS! And, Happy FACE YOUR FEARS DAY!
4 STARS! LIVE TRR! This TUESDAY, Oct. 12th!
Tuesday, October 12th at 7pm!
You, me and Eddie ... LIVE!
Watch us record TRR LIVE!!!!!
See what the show is like before Gilbert makes us sound good!
2021-10-11 21:35:32 +0000 UTC View Post