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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, December 3rd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at the NFL! A holly jolly GARMY GAME SHOW! Also, Ralph got CONNED! And, holiday movies you should watch, pulled from the TRR VIDEO VAULT!

2021-12-03 07:59:14 +0000 UTC View Post

DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!

No respect for dear ol' St. Nick from Eddie! 

It's SANTA ON METH!

"Have a methy Christmas"!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, December 2nd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eating like a CAVEMAN! The GOOD and the BAD in showbiz casting news! And, the best SEX TOYS for holiday gifts this year! 




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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, December 1st, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : HAPPY DECEMBER! We look at ACTORS who make us say, "What the F**K"?! Who was the first "TONTO" to the Lone Ranger?! Ralph's new religion! And, a special holiday tune on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!

2021-12-01 07:53:08 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 30th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We GET BACK to where we once belonged! Ralph uses his FIST! How much PERSONAL SPACE is too much? And, a "two-fer" TV TUNES TUESDAY!


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4 STAR LIVE TRR PARTY!

HEY 4 STAR GENERALS!

We want you to join us LIVE!

Watch us record TRR LIVE in the Batcave!

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 1st at 7pm!

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TRR FLASHBACK: November 29th ... 2018!

Set the wayback machine for Thursday, NOVEMBER 29TH, 2018!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, November 24th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Do you want to go into SPACE? And, the 007 MOVIE QUIZ!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 23rd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A special guest co-host, "The Crew" himself, Steve Ashton! It's NATIONAL ESPRESSO DAY, let's get amped! And, a proper British TV TUNES TUESDAY with appeal! 


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SoCal GARMY! Come see Ralph and Eddie!

It's an evening of holiday music and comedy! 

Celebrate the season with Ralph (as Sinatra's ghost!), Eddie, and a slew of our talented friends!

Sunday, December 19th at 8pm at the world famous Improv!!

For tickets: tinyurl.com/srv5e...

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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Cranberry Sauce!

Fresh from the "Caravan of Cans"!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, November 22nd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie sees a GHOST! (Sort of.) MUNCHIN' MONDAY's "Caravan of Cans" rolls on! And, HAPPY ANNIVERSAY to slasher film, "The Prowler", aka Ralph Garman's BIG SCREEN DEBUT!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, November 19th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What NOT to name your kids! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Singers who ACT from the VIDEO VAULT! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL! And, will we finally have a winner on the GARMY GAME SHOW?

2021-11-19 08:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, November 18th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The top sex toys of 2021! Collectible celebrity TEETH! And, the spectacular creator of "Psych", STEVE FRANKS, stops by to talk about his newest movie, "Psych: This is Gus", debuting TODAY on Peacock!

2021-11-18 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, November 17th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a runaway ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! We salute the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! The origin of the RAT PACK! And, Ralph celebrates his BIRTHDAY!


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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: Klingon Ralph!

Eddie's latest masterpiece! 

Qapla'! (“success in Klingon”)

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 16th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We review the final concert of THE MONKEES! I know you know you want a TV TUNES TUESDAY! Pee-Wee Herman's RADIO SHOW! And, HAPPY NATIONAL BUTTON DAY! (Really?)


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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Alligator!

Straight from Louisiana ... it's ALLIGATOR MEAT!!!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, November 15th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Trading VACCINES for SEX?! The band that puts the "P" in performance! We eat something that would eat us! And, RIP to the world's (second) most famous DOLPHIN!


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Eddie's "DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS" could be yours!

DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: "The Showsaver"!

Want this masterpiece in your own home? Well, Eddie's newest art CAN BE YOURS!

Just email proof of ANY SIZE donation to any charity that helps the HUNGRY!...

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Let's party, 4 STAR GENERALS!

4 STAR GENERALS!

Come join us as we record TRR LIVE, right in front of your eyes! (Or any other body parts.)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 15th at 7pm!

Be there!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, November 12th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL! A special VIDEO VAULT salute to VETERANS! And, we play the "SWEDISH OR KLINGON?" game!


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The TRR MAILING ADDRESS!

Folks have asked, so here it is! 

To mail Gilbert a wedding "Congrats" or to send any cards, letters, etc. to the show, you can mail it to:

CHANDLER STREET PRODUCTIONS

11333 MOORPARK ST.  #401

STUDIO CITY, CA   ...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, November 11th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another nourishing class at SEX UNIVERSITY! The Garmy CONFESSES THEIR SINS! The real-life RAIN MAN! And, have yourself a very ROCKY Christmas!


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A new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!

Look up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's ...

THE SHOWSAVER!!!!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, November 10th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We take ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY all the way! We play our new game: "SWEDISH or KLINGON?!" And, is there really BACON FLAVORED LUBE?! (Spoilers: Yes.)

2021-11-10 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 9th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The GARMY raises funds to help one of their own! We've got a killer of a TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, a salute to the greatest breakfast meat of all ... HAPPY NATIONAL SCRAPPLE DAY!

2021-11-09 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

4 STAR LIVE SHOW!

4 Star Generals!

You are invited to watch us record TRR LIVE!

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9th at 7pm!

JOIN US! 

We love when you watch, but more importantly, it gives Ralph an excuse to drink!

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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Pumpkin!

'Tis the season …. for PUMPKIN!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, November 8th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A warning from the ZOO OF TERROR: "Keep your shoes on!' It's another canned MUNCHIN' MONDAY! JFK is back and he's magnetic! And. all hail BOURBON! 


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