THE RALPH REPORT for January 3rd, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Happy New Year! It's the first TRR of 2022! Featuring a salute to BETTY WHITE! Gum jobs! And, folks confessing their sins!
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Let's FLASHBACK to last year on TRR!
It's almost the beginning of a NEW YEAR!
Let's set the "way-back" machine to this time LAST YEAR ...
JANUARY 4TH, 2021!
Another New Year FLASHBACK!
The first TRR of 2022 is right around the corner, so let's look at the first show of 2020!
JANUARY 7th, 2020!
TRR New Year's Countdown!
As we head towards the first TRR of 2022, let's look at the first shows back over the past three years!
Today, we start with JANUARY 3rd, 2019!
Presenting TRR HOLIDAY FLASHBACKS!
All this week, it's greetings from "The Ghost of TRR Christmases Past" as we celebrate songs of the season!
Happy Holidays from KASS!
As good as the "Fairytale of Hollywood" song is ... this is EVEN BETTER!
Enjoy this video Christmas card from KASS! (John Kuperman, Steve Ashton, Mike Surber and Jen Stewart)
And a special thanks to Steve who put his heart and soul into this video, and to Queen J, whose music...
2021-12-20 16:57:42 +0000 UTC View PostTRR Christmas GIFTS!
Ralph and Eddie were very good boys this year ...
So, Santa brought them a Philadelphia Blazers jersey and a Boba Fett helmet!!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!
2021-12-17 18:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostFAIRYTALE OF HOLLYWOOD by Kass!
Happy Holidays!
Here's the latest year-end classic from our own TRR supergroup!
Kuperman
Ashton
Surber
Stewart
A musical gift from
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, December 17th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Eddie exchange gifts! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL! Our favorite movies of 2021 in the VIDEO VAULT! And, a special ALL-SANTA edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW!
2021-12-17 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, December 16th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The original holiday song everyone's been waiting for! Why don't NFL teams rap anymore?! Ex-wives DON'T make you drink! Happy birthday to YOSEMITE SAM! And, Ralph FINALLY tries out THE BALLDO!
2021-12-16 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Last minute TRR gift ideas!
Still need to get a gift for the special someone?!
Let THE RALPH REPORT help!
Here are some nifty ideas:
1) Give the gift of THE RALPH REPORT!
If you like the show, odds are your loved one will, too!
Order before Dec. 18th to have it ready for Xmas! ...
2021-12-15 17:02:19 +0000 UTC View PostLast LIVE 4 STAR PARTY in 2021!
Hey 4 STAR GENERALS!
Join us for the last 4 STAR LIVE WATCH PARTY of 2021!
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16TH, 2021 at 7pm (PST)!
Let's launch into the holidays together!
2021-12-15 16:51:20 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, December 15th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : ZORRO returns! A holiday ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton is back with the UK UPDATE! And, would you eat a COCKENTRICE?
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 14th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Why are CHESTNUTS roasting on an open fire?! A holiday TV TUNES TUESDAY! Santa's TWISTED tongue! And, Ralph POPS his cork!
MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Dog Food!
Can dog food be good enough for people to eat?
LET'S FIND OUT!
2021-12-13 09:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, December 13th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Can people eat DOG FOOD?! (Spoilers: Yes.) We raise money for Kentucky tornado relief! And, farewell tributes to Vicente Fernandez, Anne Rice, and the "coolest" Monkee, the great Michael Nesmith!
2021-12-13 08:01:04 +0000 UTC
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"Herpes the Gyno Elf" can be yours!
Eddie latest artwork is another case of him putting his stank on Christmas ...
BUT, you can do something GOOD, (and be the proud owner of this sketch) simply by making a donation to a charity that helps victims of the Kentucky tornado disasters!
Tornadoes and severe w...
2021-12-12 18:18:44 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, December 10th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at the NFL! You might win the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, 'tis the season for our favorite CINEMATIC SANTAS!
The latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Once again, Eddie has put his stank all over the pure, innocent joy of the holiday season!
In an homage to Rudolph's "Hermie the Elf" who wanted to be a dentist, Eddie has created "Herpes the Elf", who longs to be a gynecologist.
Sigh ... This is why we can't have nice things. 2021-12-09 14:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, December 9th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Meet our new ROBOT OVERLORDS! Eddie draws a NEW ELF for Santa! And, a SEX U. tour through Ralph's personal collection of SEX TOYS!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, December 8th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A heavy metal Christmas on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Holiday CHARITIES! Also, VIAGRA: it's not just for boners anymore! And, a salute to "Roger: The Ripped Kangaroo"!
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LIVE TRR for 4 STARS!
Calling all 4 STAR GENERALS in the Garmy!
Watch us do the show LIVE!
This Wednesday, December 8th, 2021 at 7pm!
See you there!
2021-12-07 22:06:20 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 7th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Dance your cares away with TV TUNES TUESDAY! Our tongues get twisted and bloodied! Find out why PEOPLE ARE GARBAGE! And, help us celebrate our 900th EPISODE!!!
2021-12-07 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Three flavored lubes!
BBQ, Fried Chicken and Bacon lube!
How can we pick a favorite?!
2021-12-06 09:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, December 6th, 2021
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Welcome the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! All hail the QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS! And, we taste-test FLAVORED LUBE! BBQ, Chicken and Bacon! OH MY!
You can own "Methy Santa"!
Eddie latest artwork is an insult all that is good and kind ...
BUT, you can be the proud owner of this "Methy Santa" simply by making a donation to a charity that give kids a happy holiday!
Just email proof of ANY SIZE donation to any 2021-12-04 20:02:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy "discount" Xmas ornaments, Batman!
I'm beginning to think this "bargain" Christmas decoration website might not be legit ...
Ordered the one of the left. Got the one on the right.
2021-12-03 20:13:28 +0000 UTC View Post