The LIVE Four-Star WATCH PARTY!
THURSDAY, APRIL 7th, 2022 at 7pm!
Watch us record TRR LIVE!
See you in the Batcave!
2022-04-07 05:19:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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TRR FLASHBACK! April 6th ... 2020!
Let's set the "Wayback Machine" for today, April 6th, but in ... 2020!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, April 5th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The amazing Garmy raises money to battle HUNGER! Why monkeys (and Ralph) love BOOZE! And, we pay tribute to the treasure found in Eddie's ATTIC! ("Ponch" unpunched!)
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2022-04-05 07:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, April 4th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The tale of the "Golden Hind"! Beware the Tinder 3-Way! And, we're doing Munchin' Monday GREEK STYLE! Opa!
The Ralph-ffle for EDDIE'S SELF-PORTRAIT!
Have you ever wanted to own a piece of art that you'd be scared to ever show anyone EVER? Well, Eddie's self-portrait of his "fried chicken tongue boner" can be YOURS!
Just make a donation to a charity to help provide food for those in need!
Donate any amount to:
DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Eddie really likes fried chicken.
It makes his tongue, uh ... excited.
2022-04-01 07:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, April 1st, 2022!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Sink your teeth into the VIDEO VAULT! The GARMY GAME SHOW is all about FAMOUS ROBOTS! Speaking of which, do you want a SEX ROBOT?!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 31st, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The dark, disturbing, secret origin of SMURFETTE! Also, SEX UNIVERSITY asks, "Have you ever done it ARMADILLO style?" And, Ralph tells the story of his sweaty, sultry SIX hours with birthday boy, EWAN McGREGOR!
2022-03-31 07:01:04 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 30th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! It's a smokin' ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, we salute Man's greatest invention: THE ROBOBURGER!
This week's 4 STAR LIVESTREAM PARTY!
Calling all FOUR-STAR GENERALS!
Come join the party!
Watch us record The Ralph Report LIVE!
THURSDAY, MARCH 31st, 2022 - 7 pm (PDT)
Watch us put on a show for you with our mouths!
2022-03-30 04:44:15 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 29th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Rob Lowe twists our tongues! We've got DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, TV TUNES TUESDAY salutes the series that inspired our TRR "buddy cop" show: BENSON & HEDGES!
MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Popeyes Chicken
Someone tell these people Popeye ate SPINACH!
2022-03-28 07:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 28th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We spend about 30 seconds talking about the Oscars show. (More than it deserves.) We have more important things to talk about, like paying tribute to Taylor Hawkins. We choke (down) the chicken! And, how do you survive a breakup?
2022-03-28 07:01:04 +0000 UTC
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The Ralph Report LIVE and ON-STAGE!
After two long years ... WE'RE BACK!
Come see THE RALPH REPORT happen right in front of your eyes!
Ralph, Eddie, Steve and Kari LIVE on stage at Flappers Comedy Club recording TRR, with a MEET & GREET after!
SATURDAY, APRIL 30TH, 2022 at 10 pm! 2022-03-25 17:57:33 +0000 UTC View Post
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 25th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : HOT FUDGE! HOLY MOLEY! It's FRIDAY! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We play "Cocktail or Sex Position?" And, we pick our favorite legal flicks from the VIDEO VAULT!
It's a TRR FLASHBACK!
Let's set the "Way-back Machine" for March 24th ... 2020!
The new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Eddie's version of poor "Yogi the Bear" trying to hold his hat on while he's ejected from a supersonic jet!
2022-03-23 19:23:47 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 23rd, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Oh, yeah! It's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! And, our salute to Oscar, the "gay" dog!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 22nd, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A salute to motherhood with THE CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! We go back to the future for this week's TV TUNES TUESDAY! And who will win Eddie's portrait of famous female icon, Loraine Falchetta?! (Art courtesy of Robert Lichter)
2022-03-22 07:01:03 +0000 UTC
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This week's 4-STAR WATCH PARTY!
TUESDAY, MARCH 22nd at 7pm (PST)
All 4-STAR GENERALS are invited to watch us record TRR LIVE!
You won't believe your EYES! (Well, you probably will, but, still ...)
2022-03-22 03:10:26 +0000 UTC View PostMUNCHIN' MONDAY : Tongue Tacos!
The food that can taste you BACK!
2022-03-21 07:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 21st, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The wine that makes MEN more MANLY! The sad tale of YOGI BEAR! And, we taste the food that can taste you back: TONGUE TACOS!
The Ralph-ffle for LORRAINE FALCHETTA!
Eddie's portrait of this "famous woman of history" can be YOURS!
Just make a donation to a charity to help provide shoes for those who have none!
Donate any amount to:
2022-03-20 19:38:29 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, March 18th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a HOT FUDGE FRIDAY! With: Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! An Irish edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, we tell you where NOT to stick this SHOT GLASS!
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The 3 & 4 STAR Cocktail Party!
This SATURDAY, MARCH 19TH, 2022 at 3pm (PDT)!
Ralph, Eddie, Steve, Kari and YOU!
Join us for an hour of stories, Q&A, and full-blown TOMFOOLERY!
ALL 3 & 4 STAR GENERALS ARE INVITED! So come join...
2022-03-18 02:13:37 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, March 17th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's our annual ST. PATRICK'S DAY show! Featuring our special guests: Guinness stout and Powers Irish whiskey! You can literally hear Ralph get drunker as the show goes on!
2022-03-17 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Eddie's new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Meet the legendary LORRAINE FALCHETTA!
2022-03-16 07:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, March 16th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Take a ride on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Ralph falls for another Internet scam! And, do we need masturbation breaks at work?!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, March 15th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's all good on TV TUNES TUESDAY! The amazing GARMY raises money for Ukrainian aid! And, every time a Russian social media "influencer" cries, an angel gets it's wings!
