The Ralph Report LIVE - Audio Version!
The Ralph Report LIVE from Saturday, April 30th!
There's a VIDEO version available if you want to WATCH, but if you want to LISTEN, here's the AUDIO version!
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The Ralph Report LIVE - Saturday, April 30th, 2022
Thanks to everyone who came out to "The Ralph Report LIVE" show at Flappers on Saturday, April 30th!
If you couldn't be there, here's the video of our amazing night!
LMB!
THREE & FOUR-STAR COCKTAIL PARTY!
THREE & FOUR-STAR GENERALS!
Join us for a LIVE cocktail party!
Sunday, May 1st, 2022 at 3pm (PDT)!
Ralph, Eddie, Steve, Kari and YOU!
Join us for a LIVE Q&A and party as we breakdown the LIVE TRR from the night before!
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, April 29th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : TRR salutes NEW YORK! Featuring a BIG APPLE edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, our picks for favorite NEW YORK movies from the VIDEO VAULT!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, April 28th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Who in history was BORN TO BE ALIVE? SEX U. climbs the "little hill"! And, which cream has earned the right to be the new product to shave Ralph? It's the BATTLE FOR THE BALLS!
2022-04-28 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, April 27th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Get out your umbrellas for today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! More "Tales of TMJ Terror!" And, the origin of "The Big Apple"!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, April 26th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Yet, ANOTHER reason to fear the DENTIST! Oh, Canada! We thank you for this TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY NATIONAL PRETZEL DAY!
FOUR-STAR WATCH PARTY! See TRR LIVE!
Join us, Four-Star Generals!
TUESDAY, APRIL 26th, 2022 at 7pm!!!!
MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Gefilte Fish!
PASSOVER may be OVER ... But, NOT at THE RALPH REPORT!
We're munchin' GEFILTE FISH!
2022-04-25 07:50:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, April 25th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The terrible tales of TMJ! The GARMY raises MORE money for CHARITY! And, SHALOM! It's GEFILTE FISH on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, April 22nd, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! It's "Name That Tune" on the GARMY GAME SHOW! The VIDEO VAULT salutes old-school entertainers! And, Happy Birthday to the GOAT: Jack Nicholson!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, April 21st, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The disease that affects of 10% of ALL MEN! We salute the pioneers of CINEMA! And, the magical L.A icon that is ANGELYNE!
The Ralph-ffle for "SHREWBIUS!"
It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS, Ralph as his alter-ego, SHREWBIUS! And, this boozy hero can be YOURS!
We are moving the RALPH-FFLE up earlier this week to raise some money for PREMATURE BABIES like Olivia & Lincoln Garman, and Jacob Ayala.
<... 2022-04-20 07:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, April 20th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : THE FLASH is fucked up! We import our ONE-HIT WONDER from Germany! The all-time best COMEDY SONG! And, the world's greatest VENTRILOQUIST!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, April 19th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : RIP: The Easter Bunny? The air is sweet on TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, meet "The Testimatic!"
It's the FOUR-STAR PARTY!
CALLING ALL FOUR-STAR GENERALS!
TODAY!
TUESDAY, APRIL 19th at 7pm! (PDT)
Come watch us record TRR ... LIVE!
2022-04-19 06:55:22 +0000 UTC View PostIt's BENSEN & HEDGES!!!!
A special thank you to Charles Conyers for making my dream come true!!!
"Hey Ralph--
Please enjoy the fruits of three days of goofing off with my digital puppets.
It's a promo for your dream cop show "Bensen & Hedges".
Hope you enjoy it.
<... 2022-04-18 07:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostTRR FLASHBACK!
From the "Wayback Machine", It's April 18th ... 2019!
The Ralph-ffle for "Penguin Eddie!"
This buff bad guy can be YOURS!
Just make a donation to a charity to help SAVE THE PENGUINS!
We recommend you donate any amount to: Global Penguin Society
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, April 15th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Eddie Pence's TRAVEL TIPS! Name your OWN damn kids! Holy VIDEO VAULT! And, will someone win this week's GARMY GAME SHOW?!
DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
It's Batman's buff super-villain: "PENGUIN EDDIE"!
2022-04-14 07:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, April 14th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Highway to the G-ZONE! Who was BORN TO BE ALIVE?! And, the ultimate drinking contest: RALPH vs ELEPHANT! Who will win?!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, April 13th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We go down under to revisit a classic ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! The worst airplane HIGH JACKING ever! And, RIP Gilbert Gottfried.
Let's party, FOUR-STARS!
FOUR-STARS!
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13th, 2022 at 7pm (PDT)!
Come to the Batcave and watch us do the thing!
LMB!
2022-04-13 02:56:29 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, April 12th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Our tongues get their asses kicked! And, learn Ralph's secret recipe on NATIONAL GRILLED CHEESE DAY!
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, April 11th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : "Tales of the GOLDEN RESTAURANT!" When TRR hits your eye like a THIN pizza pie, that's MUNCHIN' MONDAY! (WARNING: Ralph MAY be drunk for today's show. That MAY be why there's no video for today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY.)
2022-04-11 07:01:09 +0000 UTC
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The Ralph-ffle for "White Bread Ed!"
This sexy rock n' roll loaf of man can be YOURS!
Just make a donation to a charity to help those with dementia and other brain disorders!
We recommend you donate any amount to: American Brain Foundation
DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
"EDDIE, YOU'RE A LOAF OF WHITE BREAD IN A CONCERT TEE ..."
2022-04-08 07:20:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, April 8th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We give a VIDEO VAULT salute to the films of BRUCE WILLIS! Today's GARMY GAME SHOW is a THRILL RIDE! And, we accept our punishment from the folks who quit us when we read our MEAN EXIT SURVEYS!
2022-04-08 07:01:05 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, April 7th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The best sex toys for MEN! We salute the con artist who gave us TRIBBLES! And, "Tales From the ROLLERCOASTERS"!
