On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We take TV TUNES TUESDAY to court! The GARMY raises money to help victims of gun violence! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, Happy ETCH-A-SKETCH Day!
What does vinegar and berry-flavored sparkling water taste like?
Could it be Coca-Cola?
2022-07-11 07:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Repeat surgeries made easy with ZIPPERS?! Our SUMMER tribute to YACHT ROCK continues! And, the HEALTHY COKE TASTE TEST!
It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS, a self-portrait of the Dominator of Dogs, the Titan of Tube Steaks ... "The Glizzard King"!
You might own this royal piece of art if you donate to help the recent victims of gun violence in America ...
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2022-07-10 00:26:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Eddie celebrates his domination over 13 HOT DOGS!
He is the "Glizzard King"!
He can do ANYTHING!
2022-07-08 07:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We solve "The Case of the Whistling Scrotum"! Plus, TRR salutes SUMMER! Summer MOVIES! Summer SONGS! And, a summer edition GARMY GAME SHOW!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Has Eddie recovered from the hot dogs?! Do piercings make sex better?! And, what is "Healthy Coke"?! (SPOILERS: Turns out, it's neither Coke, nor healthy.)
Here's a BONUS VIDEO look at Eddie smashing some TUBE STEAKS!
Watch in real time as Eddie tries to down 13 WIENERS in 12 MINUTES!
2022-07-06 16:16:57 +0000 UTC View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We answer the BIG questions! Who was the most obnoxious holiday party guest?! What's the 20th sexiest song of all time?! And, can Eddie match the Nathan's HOT DOG eating record?! (From 1916, that is ... 13 dogs in 12 minutes.)
2022-07-06 07:01:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey Four-Star Generals!
Watch us record TRR LIVE!
And, see Eddie try to eat 13 hot dogs in 12 MINUTES!
TONIGHT!
Tuesday, July 5th, 2022 at 7pm (PDT)
2022-07-05 15:17:27 +0000 UTC View Post
My very first guest on TRR was my old pal from way back in my radio days, Jimmy Kimmel.
He's done a few things since then ...
Here's our chat from 2018!
Let's see what this frozen treat from Canada is all aboot, eh?!
KETCHUP POPSICLES!
2022-07-04 07:45:53 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The GARMY raises money to help a family in crisis! And, on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY we try a frozen treat from Canada … KETCHUP POPSICLES!
2022-07-04 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Thank you to the many Garmy members who have already donated to help Steve Ashton's friend "Rentie" and his family as they try to cope with his terminal cancer diagnosis.
If you'd like to help and haven't yet, you can donate here:
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! New picks from the VIDEO VAULT! YOU might win the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, today's show is dedicated to our neighbors to the north ... HAPPY CANADA DAY!
2022-07-01 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The BEST bank robber in the WORLD! KISS pisses off a country! And, tips on how to make your own SEX ROOM!
Hey Four-Star generals!
Come watch us make do TRR LIVE!
Thursday, June 30th at 7pm (PDT)
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We welcome back Eddie Pence! It's a rare "Yacht Rock" beef on ONE-HIT WONDER Wednesday! And, we reminisce about one of our favorite things about summer ... LIGHTNING BUGS!
2022-06-29 07:01:05 +0000 UTC
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On today's show, you heard Steve talk about his friend "Rentie" and the horrible situation he and his family find themselves in as they deal with his terminal cancer.
If you'd like to help, you can donate here:
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We "ASK A BRIT" as Steve Ashton returns to be our special guest co-host! TV TUNES TUESDAY salutes a classic sit-com! And, HAPPY BODY PIERCING DAY!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: TRR IS BACK! With special guest co-host, Smashin' Steve Ashton! Join us as we talk about Elton John LIVE, Al Pacino LIVE, Roe v. Wade and Steve v. Ringo!
Set the Wayback Machine for THREE YEARS AGO!
2022-06-20 07:01:59 +0000 UTC View PostHey, Wayback Machine ... What were we talking about a year ago today?
We set the "Wayback Machine" for today ... TWO YEARS AGO!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY and we're gonna jump on it! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The TV game show that's gonna make us rich! And, has Ralph found the perfect summer drink?!
2022-06-15 07:01:04 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The Garmy once again raises big money for a GREAT CHARITY! It's another boss TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy NATIONAL BOURBON DAY! And, meet our new ROBOT OVERLORD!
