A special "Thank you" to Ali & Katelyn from AMAZEKO for providing the prizes for this week's GARMY GAME SHOW!
To get your own "Cymbal Monkey tape dispenser" or "Koala Scissors" go to Amazon.com
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Jen Stewart filled in for Eddie ... And so, she had to draw us some amazing art!
2022-09-09 09:22:20 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's "Super-Sized" THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The return of Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports to talk NFL Kickoff Weekend! The GARMY GAME SHOW! And, SPECIAL guest co-host, Jennifer "QUEEN J" Stewart!
2022-09-09 07:28:49 +0000 UTC
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For the Two, Three and Four Star Generals, here's some BONUS VIDEO!
The VIDEO interview with MAITLAND WARD talking about her new book, "RATED X: HOW PORN LIBERATED ME FROM HOLLYWOOD"!
2022-09-08 16:52:49 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We salute Eddie's boyhood CRUSH! Who was BORN TO BE ALIVE today?! And, a special interview with MAITLAND WARD about her new book, "RATED X : How Porn Liberated Me From Hollywood"!
2022-09-08 07:01:05 +0000 UTC
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FOUR-STAR GENERALS!
Come join us LIVE in the Batcave and watch us record TRR!
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8TH, 2022 at 7pm!
You, me and special guest co-host JENNIFER "Queen J" STEWART!
Come and join us!
2022-09-07 15:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Plus, Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The King of Double Talk! And, meet the "MEAT OF THE FUTURE"!
Hey Garmy!
Some folks are reporting problems with the Patreon phone app.
They say they can no longer find the "cloud" icon which allows them to download the TRR episode to their phone.
We can't seem to replicate that problem on our phones, so we recommend the following:
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2022-09-06 18:12:21 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We TWIST our TONGUES! A magical TV TUNES TUESDAY! The spectacular GARMY raises money to battle EPILEPSY! And, BEWARE the attack of the CYBORG COCKROACHES!
BUCKLE UP! We're setting the Wayback Machine to all the way back to this day in 2018!
The latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: Eddie and Queen J's portraits of EACH OTHER!
You might own BOTH of these amazing pieces of art if you can donate to help FIGHT EPILEPSY!
As a tribute to our recent guest, GREG GRUNBERG, this week we're ...
2022-09-04 18:54:09 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : HOT FUDGE, HOLY MOLEY! It's FRIDAY! With Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! We salute actors gone too soon with the VIDEO VAULT! Class is in session with the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, the hottest new fashion sensation, SEMEN JEWELRY!
2022-09-02 06:56:06 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Class is in session at SEX U.! Also, meet the latest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Get to know the real TARZAN! And, the untold legend of DORITOS!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Sex in the BALL PARK! And, it's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
Eddie's portrait of QUEEN J, and Queen J's version of EDDIE!
2022-08-30 07:47:34 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : QUEEN J is back in house! It's a boney TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, HAPPY FRANKENSTEIN DAY!
A suggestion from the Garmy in the Boston area ...
FROZEN CLAM CHOWDER ON A STICK!
2022-08-29 07:50:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : What would kill MRS. POTTS?! What happens when a SPIDER bites your penis?! And, ever wonder what a CLAM CHOWDER POPSICLE tastes like? We try it, so you don't have to!
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2022-08-29 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the FOUR-STAR peep show!
Join us in the Batcave and watch us record TRR LIVE!
It's gonna be you, me, Eddie ... and special guest-star, QUEEN J herself, Jennifer Stewart!!!!
MONDAY, AUGUST 29TH, 7pm (PDT)
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2022-08-29 04:13:14 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: His version of Ralph as a POSSUM FURRY!
You might own this classic piece of art if you can donate to help FIGHT ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE via the "WALK TO END ALZHEIMER'S"!
Our own Garmy member, Adam Beaucham...
2022-08-27 18:39:11 +0000 UTC View PostYes! We're doing another LIVE THE RALPH REPORT on stage at Flappers!
Saturday, November 19th, 2022 at 10pm!
And, Steve Ashton will be doing his "Executive Presence" seminar in Burbank...
2022-08-26 23:07:07 +0000 UTC View PostA new chat with Greg Grunberg, star of "Alias", "Heroes", "Star Wars", and, most importantly, "Big Ass Spider"!
We talk about his new documentary and his new YouTube series!
2022-08-26 07:06:00 +0000 UTC View PostA new chat with Greg Grunberg, star of "Alias", "Heroes", "Star Wars", and, most importantly, "Big Ass Spider"!
We talk about his new documentary and his new YouTube series!
(PS - For the Two, Three and Four-Star Generals, there is a BONUS VIDEO versi...
2022-08-26 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The sexual side of FURRIES! Nick Cannon won't be stopped! The accidental creation of one of the world's greatest TOYS! And, the lamest Batman TV villain OR the most SINISTER?!
2022-08-25 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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Eddie's version of Ralph headed to a sexy "Furries" party!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! A very "new" ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, a salute to the genius behind the couch with a built-in bar and stereo: "The Scotch & Sofa"!
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2022-08-24 06:57:14 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a brutal TONGUE TWISTER TUESDAY! Meet the FURRIES for CHRIST! And, the story of a TV show about "Bobby", a kind-hearted, leather-jacketed drunk from New Jersey! (But, they named the show after a doctor for some reason. The fools.)
2022-08-23 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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FOUR-STAR GENERALS!
Join us in the Batcave and watch us do our thing LIVE!
TUESDAY, AUGUST 23rd, 2022 at 7pm (PDT)
Let's party!!!!
2022-08-23 00:52:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhat are they, and why are we eating them?!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What happened on THIS DAY IN HISTORY?! Ralph's penis injury! And, we're gonna eat some ATOMIC FROG BALLS!