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The Ralph-ffle for Eddie's "FEEL FREE TO BELIEVE"!

It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: His version of his Ralph preaching at The Church of TRR!  He's spreading the good word: "FEEL FREE TO BELIEVE!"

You might own this classic piece of art if you can donate and help fellow Garmy member Stacey fight against ...

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Eddie's newest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!

Welcome to the Church of TRR!  "FEEL FREE TO BELIEVE!"

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, September 30th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The special TV THEMES edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! NFL with Jay Busbee! A new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS! And, what does QUEEN J do in the SHOWER?! 

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 29th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Surprising ways SEX makes you HEALTHIER! RIP Coolio! And, the 100 GREATEST TV SHOW of all time?! REALLY?! 


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A FOUR-STAR WATCH-A-PALOOZA!

Hey Four Stars generals!

It's that time again! 

Come watch us record TRR LIVE in the Batcave!

It's you, me, Eddie, Queen J, and your fellow FOUR STAR GENERALS!!

LET'S HANG!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 28th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Eddie have DADDY ISSUES! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! And, the softest ONE-HIT WONDER Wednesday! 


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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 27th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Beware the foot-eating SEA BUGS!!! Meet the king of TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, it's time for Ralph and Eddie to bring back THE SCARF!


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Thanks to the THREE AND FOUR STARS!

Thank you to all the THREE and FOUR STAR generals who showed up to our LIVE football party! You made it a success!

And, we confirmed it ... Eddie's not a hugger.


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Steve Ashton's VIRTUAL SEMINAR!

A lot of people who weren't able to attend the in-person training session on November 19th in Burbank asked Steve if there would be an alternative to an in-person session.

Well, here we have it!

The virtual session will be a shorter version of the in-person session an...

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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Peanuts & Coke!

The folks down South say we'll love it ...

Only one way to find out!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, September 26th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What happened on this day in HISTORY?! DARTH VADER retires?! And, we try a Southern delicacy (?), PEANUTS AND COKE! 


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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, September 23rd, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Aston's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! Our favorite SPORTS MOVIES! And, the TOY HALL OF FAME EDITION of the GARMY GAME SHOW!


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THE "Yes, No, Maybe-So" SEX LIST

As featured on today's SEX U., here's a list of sexual kinks that you and/or your partner might be into!

Click the link to download the list, then after both partners fill it out, you can share the results with each other! 

It just might start a conversation that could lead to a ...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 22nd, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : "ASK A BRIT!" with Steve Ashton! We salute (?) the SPACE FORCE! The "YES, NO and MAYBE-SO" of sex! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILBO BAGGINS!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 21st, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! A visit from Jennifer "Queen J" Stewart! It's a ONE-HIT WONDER from a KING! And, we salute spectacular MERCH MESS-UPS!


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WATCH THE GAME WITH RALPH AND EDDIE!

ALL THREE & FOUR STAR GARMY GENERALS!

Join Ralph & Eddie as they witness their beloved Philly and Washington teams go head-to-head this SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25th at 10am! (PDT)

Watch us watch the game, while you ...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 20th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Never forget: "Feel free to believe!" The GARMY raises money for DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS! Twisted TONGUES! And, a spacey TV TUNES TUESDAY! 


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Munchin' Monday: BOILED PEANUTS! (aka Goober Peas!))

The folks Down South love their BOILED PEANUTS!

Today, we try to find out why! ... WHY?!

We're munchin' GOOBER PEAS!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, September 19th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Who's getting into the TOY HALL OF FAME?! Why do folks in the South eat BOILED PEANUTS?! And, a musical tribute to the late, great ADAM WEST on his birthday!


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The Ralph-ffle for Eddie's "Peeping Jack"!

It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: His version of his favorite clown, Jackpot, being a creeper?! It's "Peeping Jack"!

You might own this classic piece of art if you can donate to help folks who are caught in humanitarian crises around the world.

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, September 16th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL WEEK TWO! Picks from the VIDEO VAULT! And, we test Eddie Pence's love of MARVEL MOVIES on the GARMY GAME SHOW!

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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS! "Peeping Jack"!

It's Eddie's latest masterpiece!

Jackpot the Clown is in trouble with the LAW!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, September 15th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A special class for NATIONAL SEXUAL HEALTH WEEK! A new Eddie Pence masterpiece is DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS! And, old veterans deserve a GOOD TIME, DAMMIT!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, September 14th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! It's a stylin' ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, a salute to the late, great, Patrick Swayze! LEAVE "ROAD HOUSE" ALONE! 



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FOUR-STAR LIVE WATCH PARTY & HANG!

Calling all FOUR-STAR GENERALS!

Watch me and Eddie do our thing LIVE this WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14th at 7pm! (PDT)

Hang with your fellow FOUR-STARS in the chatroom while we record and mock up behind our backs! (Or, to our FRONTS!)

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, September 13th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What's on your SEX PLAYLIST? Boozy TONGUE TWISTERS! An all-American TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, the Garmy pays tribute to TV's BATMAN, Adam West!


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BONUS AUDIO: Steve Ashton and the Queen

When Queen Elizabeth II died, many Garmy members wanted to hear the thoughts of our own UK correspondent, Steve Ashton. 

He has many.

So, as a BONUS AUDIO segment, Steve and I talked about his feelings regarding the Queen's passing, and the British monarchy in general.

TRIG...

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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Doritos TACO flavor!

Are they the best tasting DORITOS?!

WE'LL BE THE JUDGES!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, September 12th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie is BACK! This day in HISTORY! Meet the best NFL fan EVER! And, we put DORITOS TACO FLAVOR to the test! Are they really the BEST Doritos flavor?!



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The Ralph-ffle for Queen J's "BATMAN"!

The latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: Queen J's portrait of BATMAN!

You might own the Queen's CAPED CRUSADER if you can donate to help get TV's Batman, Adam West, a statue in his home town!

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