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The Ralph-ffle for Eddie's "Sex Werewolf"!

It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: "SEX WEREWOLF"!

You might own this classic piece of art if you can donate and help SAVE THE WOLVES!

After what Eddie did to the poor wolves in his latest artwork, we thought it...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 21st, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve "The Spark" Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL! The GARMY GAME SHOW! And, our VIDEO VAULT salute to the late, great ROBBIE COLTRANE!

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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: The Sex Werewolf!

When the moon is full ... 

The cursed victim TRANSFORMS into a SEX WEREWOLF! 

(Well, his penis does.)

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 20th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Reviving the female SEX DRIVE! Ralph's childhood FEAR! Eddie's new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS! And, friends don't let friends DO DRUGS!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 19th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! This ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is melting in the dark! And, you can live like Daniel-San from COBRA KAI! 


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FOUR-STAR LIVE WATCH PARTY!!!

Hey Four-Star generals!

It's that time again! Come watch us do our thing ... LIVE!

The LIVE watch party is WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 19th, 2022 at 7pm (PDT)

Just click on the link above and join us in the Batcave!!!

SEE Y...

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KUPERMAN'S ONE-CHIP ADVENTURE!

For those who wondered how Kupe handled the ONE-CHIP CHALLENGE after the show ended on Monday ... a picture is worth a thousand words!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 18th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The devastating aftermath of the evil CHIP CHALLENGE! A super slick TV TUNES TUESDAY! The GARMY generously gives to fight BREAST CANCER! And, HAPPY INTERNATIONAL LEGGING DAY!

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The ONE CHIP video: REDUX!

Some folks were saying they couldn't view the video of our chip nightmare as loaded onto Vimeo, so here's another version of the video on the Patreon video player!

Hope everyone can see this!

LMB!

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Munchin' Monday: THE ONE CHIP CHALLENGE!

Today we do the worst thing we've ever done to our mouths ... seriously.

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

OR ANYWHERE.

EVER.

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 17th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : QUEEN J stops by to end the TRR/Kuperman feud ... by bringing JOHN KUPERMAN with her! And, sadly (for them) we included them BOTH in today's "Munchin' Monday" event ... THE PAQUI "ONE CHIP CHALLENGE"!  View Post

The Ralph-ffle for Eddie's "Ralph the Drummer"!

It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: "Ralph the Drummer!

You might own this classic piece of art if you can donate and help battle BREAST CANCER!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 14th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on this weekend's NFL! The worst breakfast cereal EVER?! and, what's up with PICKLEBALL?


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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: Ralph the Drummer!

Eddie's newest art work!

Ralph, with sticks everywhere, drumming faster than the eye can see!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 13th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie's new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS! The latest HIGH-TECH SEX TOYS! And, meet our new overlords, the GENIUS RATS!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 12th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! A salute to Eddie with a HAIKU! It's the best day for a ONE-HIT WONDER! And, a fascinating interview with voice-over star CANDI MILO about her wild childhood and new book, "SURVIVING THE ODD"!

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The LIVE TRR for FOUR STARS generals!

Calling all FOUR-STAR GENERALS!

Come watch Ralph & Eddie record TRR LIVE! 

Wednesday, October 12th, 2022 at 7pm (PST)!

See you in the Batcave!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 11th, 2022

On today's all-new THE RALPH REPORT: Meet newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Terror in NEW JERSEY! The GARMY raises money for HURRICANE RELIEF! And, HAPPY "FACE YOUR FEARS" DAY!(?)

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TRR FLASHBACK: October 10th ... 2018!

We set the WAYBACK MACHINE for today's date ... FOUR YEARS AGO!

When we were young and the world was new ... ish.


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The Ralph-ffle for Eddie's "Dr. Ant"!

It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: DR. ANT!

You might own this classic piece of art if you can donate and help HURRICANE VICTIMS of Fiona and Ian by giving to Project HOPE!

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Have you been double billed this month? Read On!


Kari here, your backend specialist for TRR. (I think I just gave myself a horrible new title...major demotion). 

We wanted to let you know about an issue with a credit card processor this month, who mistakenly double charged some of our garmy members. It is being rectified a...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 7th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL Week Five! The worst way to cheat at CHESS! And, some of our favorite JAMES BOND movies from the VIDEO VAULT!

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STEVE ASHTON'S VIRTUAL WORKSHOP!

Here is a reminder that Steve's conducting a virtual training workshop that will help you:

Influence others to get to a win/win

Increase your confidence

Put your point across better

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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: Dr. Ant!

Yeah. Eddie heard "Doc Durant" as "Doctor Ant".

Here's the result ...

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TH RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 6th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's time to ASK A BRIT! More bad CELEBRITY SONGS! And, SEX U. goes VIRTUAL! 


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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 5th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Murderous PLANTS! Today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY will funk you up! And, we celebrate the 60th ANNIVERSARY of JAMES BOND 007!


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FOUR-STAR WATCH PARTY!

INVITING ALL FOUR-STARS!

Come watch Ralph & Eddie record TRR live!

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 5th, 2022 at 7pm! (PDT)

JOIN US!

We love having you in the Batcave!

SEE YOU THEN!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 4th, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The return of DR. FUCKPUMPKIN! Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS!  It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY to keep you company! And, HAPPY VODKA DAY! 



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Munchin' Monday: CORNED BEEF HASH!

It's not just for breakfast anymore!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 3rd, 2022

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're munchin' CORNED BEEF HASH! The STAR WARS character Christian Bale wants to play! And, Eddie's old toys are NEW again!


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