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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: Howl To The Chief!

A scene from Eddie's upcoming MOVIE!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 24th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The worst TV TUNES TUESDAY ever! The Garmy raises even MORE money for charity! And, HAPPY "TALK LIKE A GRIZZLED PROSPECTOR" DAY!



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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Cherries!

These delicious little bastards are also GOOD FOR YOU!

Is that enough to sway Eddie?!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 23rd, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : HAPPY YEAR OF THE RABBIT! Our WEEKEND SHOWS! ... (Eddie did one, Ralph went to one.) And, can we pop Eddie's cherry?! 


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FOUR-STAR WATCH-A-PALOOZA!

FOUR-STAR GENERALS!!!!

Join us as we record TRR right in front of your eyes!

MONDAY, JANUARY 23RD, 2022 at 7pm! (PST)

We love to do it while you WATCH!

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The Ralph-ffle for Eddie's FISH DEALER!!!

Now, you can win Eddie's original art, by making a donation to ANY CHARITY YOU LIKE!

Yes, that's right ... It's DEALER'S CHOICE!!!!

Make a donation toy YOUR favorite charity!...

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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!

Eddie's version of a FISH DEALER working a poker table!

"Your bet, sir ... " 

"I'm all FIN!"

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 20th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL PLAYOFFS! And, the newest edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW: "Indian Food OR Klingon Phrase"!


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When Ralph met Spider-Man!

Ralph and Spidey face off at Comic-Con!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 19th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : An award-winning class at Ralph's SEX U.! More horrible COMMERCIALS from yesteryear! And, will Eddie eat like a VIKING?!


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Assemble FOUR-STAR GENERALS!

Assemble FOUR-STAR GENERALS!

Join Ralph and Eddie in the Batcave!

Watch TRR live as we record the show!

THURSDAY, JANUARY 19TH, 2023 at 7pm! (PST)

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 18th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! A one-in-a-million ONE HIT WONDER! Eddie and Ralph's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, "Danger, Will Robinson!" ... A salute to the MAN behind the "Lost In Space" ROBOT!

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It's Ralph's TV DEBUT!

Meet "Kronke"!

It's Ralph's first professional acting gig in the ABC Afterschool Special: "A CLASS ACT"!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 17th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! A very blue SEX IN THE NEWS! And, we revisit Ralph's TV DEBUT!


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Today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY video ...

Deepest apologies to all the Two, Three and Four Star generals who like to watch the Munchin' Monday videos.

There was a technical glitch that made today's video unavailable to post.

So sorry! We'll do better next week!

LMB!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 16th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The weekend's NFL GAMES! It's a bittersweet edition of MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Do REAL MEN change tires?! And, we expose the seedy world of FISH CASINOS!


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The Ralph-ffle for Eddie's GREENLANDIC CHICKENS!

Eddie wants to save the SEALS by having the people of Greenland eat CHICKEN!

Now, you can help save the seals, too, and maybe win Eddie's original art, by making a donation to OCEAN CONSERVANCY, or a similar ocean wildlife charity!

Donate here:

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 13th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at WILD CARD WEEKEND! The GARMY GAME SHOW! A look in the VIDEO VAULT! And, we're just wild about LARRY!

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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!

Eddie shows us how chickens stay warm in Greenland!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 12th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Sex U. wraps things up! We reach the BOILING POINT! And, Eddie chooses a YOGI for spiritual guidance!



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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 11th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Meet WWII's STRONGEST man! And, this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY brings up lots feelings! 


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Calling all FOUR-STARS!

All FOUR-STAR generals are invited to join us in the Batcave!

Watch us record TRR live right in front of your eyes!!!

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11th, 2023 at 7pm! (PST)

See you there!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 10th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Kate Winslet is the BEST! A tongue twister from DOWN UNDER! HAPPY SAVE THE EAGLES DAY! And, what part of your friend would you eat FIRST?!


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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Cream of Broccoli Soup!

Can we teach Eddie that Campbell's Cream of Broccoli soup is "Mmm, mmm, good"?!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 9th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : This MUNCHIN' MONDAY is the cream of the crop! The Flea Circus is WEIRD! Eddie on the SUBWAY! And, "Mermaid or Manatee"?!



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TRR Ralph-ffle! "Kraut in Ralph's Face"!

You could win this deeply disturbing Eddie Pence artwork by donating to injured Buffalo Bills player, Damar Hamlin's "The Chasing M's Foundation Community Toy Drive"

As he struggles to recover, we though we'd donate to his charity.

From his family:

"Dama...

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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!

Ralph gets a face full of KRAUT!!!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 6th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Our VIDEO VAULT selections for the NEW YEAR! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL! And, the GARMY GAME SHOW "Commercial Jingle Edition"!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 5th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : "Who's your DADDY?!" Ralph LOVES razors! And, we continue THE YEAR OF LARRY with a salute to the voice of the first animated version of THE JOKER!


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1st FOUR-STAR watch party of 2023!

FOUR-STAR GENERALS!!!!

Come join us in the Batcave LIVE!

THURSDAY, JANUARY 5TH, 2023 at 7pm! (PST)

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