DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: Howl To The Chief!
A scene from Eddie's upcoming MOVIE!
2023-01-24 08:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
A scene from Eddie's upcoming MOVIE!
2023-01-24 08:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The worst TV TUNES TUESDAY ever! The Garmy raises even MORE money for charity! And, HAPPY "TALK LIKE A GRIZZLED PROSPECTOR" DAY!

These delicious little bastards are also GOOD FOR YOU!
Is that enough to sway Eddie?!
2023-01-23 09:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : HAPPY YEAR OF THE RABBIT! Our WEEKEND SHOWS! ... (Eddie did one, Ralph went to one.) And, can we pop Eddie's cherry?!

FOUR-STAR GENERALS!!!!
Join us as we record TRR right in front of your eyes!
MONDAY, JANUARY 23RD, 2022 at 7pm! (PST)
We love to do it while you WATCH!
2023-01-23 07:44:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Now, you can win Eddie's original art, by making a donation to ANY CHARITY YOU LIKE!
Yes, that's right ... It's DEALER'S CHOICE!!!!
Make a donation toy YOUR favorite charity!...
2023-01-22 23:34:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Eddie's version of a FISH DEALER working a poker table!
"Your bet, sir ... "
"I'm all FIN!"
2023-01-20 09:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL PLAYOFFS! And, the newest edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW: "Indian Food OR Klingon Phrase"!

Ralph and Spidey face off at Comic-Con!
2023-01-19 08:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : An award-winning class at Ralph's SEX U.! More horrible COMMERCIALS from yesteryear! And, will Eddie eat like a VIKING?!

Assemble FOUR-STAR GENERALS!
Join Ralph and Eddie in the Batcave!
Watch TRR live as we record the show!
THURSDAY, JANUARY 19TH, 2023 at 7pm! (PST)
2023-01-19 07:55:46 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! A one-in-a-million ONE HIT WONDER! Eddie and Ralph's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, "Danger, Will Robinson!" ... A salute to the MAN behind the "Lost In Space" ROBOT!
2023-01-18 08:01:59 +0000 UTC
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Meet "Kronke"!
It's Ralph's first professional acting gig in the ABC Afterschool Special: "A CLASS ACT"!
2023-01-17 09:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! A very blue SEX IN THE NEWS! And, we revisit Ralph's TV DEBUT!

Deepest apologies to all the Two, Three and Four Star generals who like to watch the Munchin' Monday videos.
There was a technical glitch that made today's video unavailable to post.
So sorry! We'll do better next week!
LMB!
2023-01-16 14:45:07 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The weekend's NFL GAMES! It's a bittersweet edition of MUNCHIN' MONDAY! Do REAL MEN change tires?! And, we expose the seedy world of FISH CASINOS!

Eddie wants to save the SEALS by having the people of Greenland eat CHICKEN!
Now, you can help save the seals, too, and maybe win Eddie's original art, by making a donation to OCEAN CONSERVANCY, or a similar ocean wildlife charity!
Donate here:
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports looks at WILD CARD WEEKEND! The GARMY GAME SHOW! A look in the VIDEO VAULT! And, we're just wild about LARRY!

Eddie shows us how chickens stay warm in Greenland!
2023-01-12 22:19:24 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Sex U. wraps things up! We reach the BOILING POINT! And, Eddie chooses a YOGI for spiritual guidance!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Meet WWII's STRONGEST man! And, this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY brings up lots feelings!

All FOUR-STAR generals are invited to join us in the Batcave!
Watch us record TRR live right in front of your eyes!!!
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 11th, 2023 at 7pm! (PST)
See you there!
2023-01-10 19:58:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's TV TUNES TUESDAY! Kate Winslet is the BEST! A tongue twister from DOWN UNDER! HAPPY SAVE THE EAGLES DAY! And, what part of your friend would you eat FIRST?!

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Can we teach Eddie that Campbell's Cream of Broccoli soup is "Mmm, mmm, good"?!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : This MUNCHIN' MONDAY is the cream of the crop! The Flea Circus is WEIRD! Eddie on the SUBWAY! And, "Mermaid or Manatee"?!

You could win this deeply disturbing Eddie Pence artwork by donating to injured Buffalo Bills player, Damar Hamlin's "The Chasing M's Foundation Community Toy Drive"
As he struggles to recover, we though we'd donate to his charity.
From his family:
"Dama...
2023-01-08 20:02:18 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Our VIDEO VAULT selections for the NEW YEAR! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL! And, the GARMY GAME SHOW "Commercial Jingle Edition"!

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2023-01-06 07:57:23 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : "Who's your DADDY?!" Ralph LOVES razors! And, we continue THE YEAR OF LARRY with a salute to the voice of the first animated version of THE JOKER!

FOUR-STAR GENERALS!!!!
Come join us in the Batcave LIVE!
THURSDAY, JANUARY 5TH, 2023 at 7pm! (PST)
2023-01-04 22:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post