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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 16th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ventriloquists SUCK! SEX U. goes from the fire into the PAN! And, we must battle crime against WIENERS!

2023-02-16 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 15th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The return of TED LASSO! Is it the creepiest WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS ever?! And a classic ONE-HIT WONDER from the 80's!

2023-02-15 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

FOUR-STAR GENERALS invited to WATCH US LIVE!

All FOUR-STAR generals are cordially invited to join us in the Batcave to enjoy us recording The Ralph Report LIVE!

It's the FOUR-STAR WATCH-A-PALOOZA!

Thursday, February 16th, 2023 at 7pm! (PST)

2023-02-15 06:24:30 +0000 UTC View Post

TWO chances to win this week's Ralph-ffle!

This week, you have TWO chances to win Eddie's original artwork!

"Typhoid Eddie" or "Space Cat"!

Just make a donation to VARIETY!

From helping one abandoned baby in a theatre in 1928 grew a global children’s charity, transform...

2023-02-14 17:29:14 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 14th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph processes his SUPER BOWL grief! A very romantic TV TUNES TUESDAY! The return of "The Gartender"! And, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

2023-02-14 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

TRR FLASHBACK!

It's February 13th ... 2019!

2023-02-13 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

EDDIE pays off his NFL BETS! (YouTube version)

It's time for Eddie to pay his debts! This year, he DOUBLED-DOWN!

For Drew From The Bronx: It's a head full of SPAGHETTI for his NY Giants having a better record than Eddie's Washington Commanders!

For Ralph From Philly: It's the traditional TRR 2023-02-11 08:02:59 +0000 UTC View Post

EDDIE pays off his NFL BETS!

It's time for Eddie to pay his debts! This year, he DOUBLED-DOWN!

For Drew From The Bronx: It's a head full of SPAGHETTI for his NY Giants having a better record than Eddie's Washington Commanders!

For Ralph From Philly: It's the traditional TRR 2023-02-11 08:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 10th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Another word from our sponsors! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! You might win the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, Valentine's Day is coming, so we get romantic in the VIDEO VAULT!

2023-02-10 08:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post

ERIC STONESTREET and Ralph talk Super Bowl!

... and a WAGER is made!!!!

2023-02-09 08:50:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, February 9th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : How you can let your FREAK FLAG FLY! A salute to the famous Vargas PIN-UP GIRLS! And, KC CHIEFS super-fan ERIC STONESTREET stops by to talk about the SUPER BOWL and a WAGER with Ralph!

2023-02-09 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: Space Cat!

Now, there's finally such a thing as ... SPACE CAT!

2023-02-08 08:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, February 8th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Would you pay more for "good" movie seats?! And, the best Super Bowl PARTY FOODS?!

2023-02-08 08:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, February 7th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We're clowning around with TV TUNES TUESDAY! Meet the ROBOTS that will live inside us! And, we celebrate Periodic Table DayI This show is pure Au!

2023-02-07 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

FOUR-STARS ... To the Batcave!

All FOUR-STAR generals are cordially invited to join us in the Batcave to enjoy us recording The Ralph Report LIVE!

The FOUR-STAR WATCH PARTY!

Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 at 7pm! (PST)

See you there!

2023-02-07 05:56:16 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: "The Dragnet"!

We sample the sandwich invented by Sgt. Joe Friday's partner!

Featuring ... Baloney and Head Cheese!

2023-02-06 08:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, February 6th, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : All hail GD MF MYRTLE BEACH! We take a cue from a Friday for a MUNCHIN' MONDAY! And, it's The Amazing Spider-Man VS The Ridiculous Liar-Man!

2023-02-06 08:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, February 3rd, 2023

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Three timely movies from the VIDEO VAULT! YOU might win on the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, what do you call THIS?!