THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, April 6th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More #BatmanDoom winners! The magic of SOUL FOOD! And, ground-breaking GLOBAL PENIS news!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More #BatmanDoom winners! The magic of SOUL FOOD! And, ground-breaking GLOBAL PENIS news!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We've got your ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY right here! To RAT or NOT to RAT ... that is the question! And, another chance to WIN #BatmanDoom on DIGITAL!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Another virtual show due to STUPID COVID! It's a TV Tunes DOUBLE-SHOT! More BATMAN winners! And, do RATS make great pets?! HAPPY WORLD RAT DAY!

The frosty goodness of Coors in a POPSICLE!?
2023-04-03 07:50:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's a cool, refreshing MUNCHIN' MONDAY! An update on Steve Ashton! The trials of SPRING BREAK! And, Reason No. 203 why Ralph needs to win the lottery!

Set the "Wayback Machine" for today ... TWO YEARS AGO!

What was happening on this day ... three years ago?!

We're extending our "Daddy/Daughter Spring Break Road Trip" an extra day, so there will be no new show on Friday.
See you all on Monday with a new TRR!
LMB!!!!
-R&O

Thanks to everyone who sent in their video "get-well cards" to Steve Ashton.
We stitched together as many as we could* and sent them to Steve.
(*Apologies to anyone we didn't include.)
Here's the love letter we sent to our beloved man in the UK ...
2023-03-27 08:01:16 +0000 UTC View PostRalph is spending some time with his kid during her spring break!
So, today, we ask the question ...
What was happening on this day ... four years ago?

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We're doing a very special RALPH-FFLE of Eddie's sketch of our beloved STEVE ASHTON!
The proceeds will go to help cover medical and living expenses for Steve and his daughter, Lily, as Steve starts his long recovery from a stroke and brain bleed.
Give anything y...
2023-03-25 00:43:51 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : A salute to WOMEN FILMMAKERS from the VIDEO VAULT! The newest episode of the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, meet the new ROBOT DOCTOR that goes up your butt!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: "The Ralph Court" is in session! Someone takes a shot at THE KING! (They better not miss.) And, the history of prostitution in NEVADA!

FOUR STAR GENERALS are invited to watch us record TRR LIVE!
Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 at 7pm! (PDT)
2023-03-23 03:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We can dream about this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Let's face it, Woody Woodpecker SUCKS! And, HAPPY 92nd BIRTHDAY to the iconic WILLIAM SHATNER!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We detect a TV TUNES TUESDAY! The day the world almost ENDED! An interview with DJ CUMMERBUND! And, SOFT vs CRUNCHY TACOS!

As discussed on today's show, here's Colton's award winning film "South Dakota Jones and the Lost Temple of RR"!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/enkihnwvmdxelc4/SD%20Jones_2.mp4?dl=0
2023-03-20 14:37:06 +0000 UTC View PostCan Ralph tell the difference between Coors and REAL BEER when Eddie administers a blind taste-test?!
2023-03-20 08:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: A boozy blind taste-test for MUNCHIN' MONDAY! A shopping mall you're forbidden to whistle in! And, join us in sending all our love to STEVE ASHTON!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We wish you a HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! The GARMY raises money to support the next generation of STRONG WOMEN! Enjoy our Irish movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! And, you could win the POT OF GOLD in our ALL-IRISH edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW*!
(*Pot of go...
2023-03-17 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Steve Ashton has a new BIONIC ARM!
Well, that's what Eddie drew, anyway ...
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We're joined by the lovely QUEEN J! A surprise THIRSTY THURSDAY taste test! Celebrities who pump gas up their butts! And, the GARMY shares their DATING HORROR STORIES!
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We've got a noizy ONE-HIT WONDER! Tips for a Vegas BACHELOR PARTY! And ... Beware THE IDES OF MARCH!

Hey, you FOUR STAR GENERALS!
Come hang with us in the Batcave and watch us do our thing ... LIVE!
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15TH, 2023 at 7pm! (PDT)
2023-03-15 06:49:05 +0000 UTC View Post
You could win "RALPH vs COCAINE BEAR"!
Just make a donation to help support girls and young women by giving to GIRLS, INC.!
(Or a similar charity in your community.)
The network of local Girls In...
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : RIP to a Disney LEGEND! Another freaky TONGUE TWISTER! We BELIEVE in today's TV TUNE! And, HAPPY NATIONAL PI DAY!

Apparently, PEEPS now come in MANY flavors!
But, are they worth it?!