BROTHERS! Brothers, Brothers, Brothers… It’s time. What time is it you may ask? Time to piss yourself in excitement because another FLASHGITZ FRIDAY is finally here!
Don’t get it all over the rug.
If you’re not pissing in excitement, then you pro...
2026-01-30 16:28:41 +0000 UTC
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BROTHERS! Welcome back to the sacred sanctuary that is Flashgitz Friday: A place where the passage of time is welcomed and embraced.
What has the passage of time brought us this week?
UPDATES! Lots and lots of precious production updates! The kind of...
2026-01-23 15:56:38 +0000 UTC
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Brothers, rejoice! All January stickers have shipped! This is the first month that we have our NEW Very Greedy Brothers holographic stickers! If you would like to collect these shiny relics too then upgrade this month to receive February's set!
Those that were signed up be...
2026-01-21 17:47:00 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Just wanted to remind you all that it's the LAST DAY TO BUY these glorious Kingsmas relics! Tshirts, hoodies, and even the first official Space King vinyl figures! Even though all of you already support us greatly, I'd hate for you all to miss out, so I'm giving you this final reminder!...
2026-01-18 16:26:33 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! If it isn’t my favorite group of miscreants here for their favorite weekly erotic newsletter, Flashgitz Friday!
I can’t wait to get into all the salacious little production updates, but firstly, I want to remind you guys that there’s only 2 days left...
2026-01-16 15:31:53 +0000 UTC
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Only 4 days left to get your limited edition Space King merchandise! Hurry or you’ll feel left out when everyone else is doing gang signs in their cool hoodies and tshirts!
Sale ends 1/18! Don't miss out! https://flashgitz.shop/...
2026-01-14 19:56:45 +0000 UTC
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If you ordered the No Girls Allowed Relic Box, there's a chance that your package was mistakenly returned due to SOMETHING in the box being marked as "contraband".
They agreed to ship them out after I told them that all of you swore to pinky-promise not to use them. Don't let me down. Thank...
2026-01-13 21:06:20 +0000 UTC
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The moment you’ve all been waiting for is here! Now you can watch the whole Unhinged Camgirl Tactics video without all the stupid bleeps YouTube made us put in. Enjoy!
2026-01-10 20:35:47 +0000 UTC
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BROTHERS!! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday! It’s been much too long. I hope you missed us just as much as we missed you.
I’m sorry your Flashgitz Friday daddy had to step out for milk for two weeks, but I’m ready to step back into my spergy sons’ live...
2026-01-09 23:24:03 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! After a little unannounced (oops) two-week break, Flashgitz Fridays and Tom & Don will officially be back this Friday. This means fresh new Space King production updates and a brand new Tom & Don
2026-01-05 23:16:05 +0000 UTC
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Brothers, rejoice! All December stickers have shipped!
Those that were signed up between November 1st- November 30th in the Brothers tier will receive Chestnut and those that were signed up in the Greedy Brothers tier will r...
2026-01-05 21:56:58 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Welcome to Fa-la-la-la-Flashgitz Friday, the jolliest source for all things Space King!
Come over and sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas!
What’s that? You want Space King 4 to hit 3 million views by...
2025-12-20 05:42:07 +0000 UTC
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Here is the Patreon exclusive look at the character arcs and themes of Space King 4! Thank you for your support brothers. <3
2025-12-13 19:07:17 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, the answer to all your prayers – if your prayers involve FLASHGITZ PRODUCTION UPDATES! Don’t lie, I know they do…
Space King Episode 4 - Kingsmas Dropped last week! How did you all like it? Pretty fuckin...
2025-12-12 23:27:56 +0000 UTC
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Thank you so much boys! We got this done in record time because of your support. As we promised, funds from Patreon and merch would let us make episodes better, quicker and more consistently! Because of your dollary-doos and willingness to support our schizoid pipe-dreams, you get more Space King...
2025-12-06 16:30:27 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday, your only source for the weekly, mouth-watering hype that is SPACE KING UPDATES!
I assume you’ve all already seen the Space King 4 trailer. If not, crawl out from the rock you’ve been living under and go watch it! It’s on ...
2025-12-06 00:01:36 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Many of you have asked how you can support us more financially outside of the current Patreon tiers and buying merch. We don’t want to just take your extra generous moneys directly, so we wanted to make sure you got something extra in return.
That’s w...
2025-12-05 00:07:56 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Rejoice! All November stickers have shipped!
Those that were signed up between October 1st- October 31st in the Brothers tier will receive Tylenol Terry and those that were signed up in the Greedy Brothers tier will recei...
2025-12-01 04:10:50 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, where you get only the most titillating updates of your favorite cartoon on the internet, Space King!
I hope you all had a wonderful week! Yesterday, brothers all across America celebrated Thanksgiving. What did you bring to th...
2025-11-28 21:18:41 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, where we deliver Flashgitz updates to our humble and handsome Flashgitz patrons (that’s you!)
But brothers, there was a very important holiday this week that you might’ve missed. A holiday that celebrates YOU! And ...
2025-11-21 20:36:51 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Welcome back to Flashgitz Friday, your central hub for keeping up with the finest in the autistic arts. I bet you’re wondering what kind of jaw-dropping, eye-popping, ball-twisting updates I have for you today!
But before that, a victory lap! Space...
2025-11-14 18:44:38 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! It’s finally here! The moment you’ve all been waiting for! FLASHGITZ FRIDAY!
That’s right! Healthy and educational production updates shipped right to your phone and/or computer! If you’re still at work on this wonderful Friday, now would ...
2025-11-07 18:08:08 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Please be aware there's been an ongoing issue of fake Patreon accounts posing as us and telling people they have "won a giveaway". We regret to inform you that:
- there is no giveaway right now 😢
- These are a scam
- we will never run a giveaway or any othe...
2025-11-01 13:56:24 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Happy Halloween, and welcome to Flashgitz Friday!
I hope you all have exciting plans for Halloween, because I have exciting plans for you! Treats! In the form of tasty production updates! But in order to get them, you have to sa...
2025-10-31 23:52:27 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Rejoice! All October stickers have shipped!
Those that were signed up between September 1st- September 30th in the Brothers tier will receive No Girls Allowed and those that were signed up in the Greedy Brothers tier will...
2025-10-31 15:06:08 +0000 UTC
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2025-10-28 22:02:12 +0000 UTC
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Last Chance To Get Limited Edition Space King Merchandise!
Brothers! There’s only ONE DAY LEFT to get your limited edition Space King merchandise! Go to https://flashgitz.shop
2025-10-25 22:56:30 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, where I send you, and only you, secret intimate messages disguised as production updates! You know who you are. The others don’t know, but you and I do ;)
But before we continue with the blogpost, I want to quickly remind you all...
2025-10-24 23:58:05 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday, where you can get caught up with your favorite internet creators (us) and get updates on your favorite animated series (Space King)!
What’s on the agenda today? We got Space King 4 updates, a peek at the Tom and Don ...
2025-10-17 23:18:32 +0000 UTC
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Brothers! Welcome to Flashgitz Friday! Every decision in your life has brought you to this crossroad. Every bug you’ve ever stopped on, every nut you’ve ever busted, and every slur you’ve ever said has nudged your destiny several degrees so that you’d end up here, reading...
2025-10-10 15:08:19 +0000 UTC
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