“I’m sorry, Tianlan,” Xiaoshi whispered before breaking the formation.
The world broke with it.
Xiao Ge retreated from the memory with a frown on his face. He had examined a few memory crystals like this, the doomed memories of peoples overrun by the Great Enem...
2025-03-23 03:47:04 +0000 UTC View Post“So these are your notes on the operation?” Shou asked as Meiling handed over a scroll containing her previous work on Bowu’s leg and what she planned to do for Miantiao’s back. Her belly was full of lunch, but right now she wished she hadn’t eaten quite so much as she squirmed with ner...
2025-03-21 04:48:30 +0000 UTC View PostIn the heart of the Crimson Phoenix Palace, a man sat at a desk.
When one thought of the capital, and especially of the palace, their imagination ran wild with elegant finery and opulence or decadence. They thought of gold filigree and jade inlay. They dreamed of the stagge...
2025-03-19 04:44:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Saw somebody in the comments ask for this. Here are the two logos. The main one for the farm, in black and white, and the one for BOC itself.
2025-03-15 17:36:34 +0000 UTC View PostThe subtle tension that always came when dealing with politics filled Xiulan’s body as she reset the Go board. It made her hyper aware of the people in front of her, looking for every twitch, every shift in the tone of their voice that indicated that the person in front of her was trying to tak...
2025-03-15 06:20:26 +0000 UTC View PostSaw some confusion in the comments for last chapter. Speifically this one.
"Doesn't this chapter break the lore of BoC? The outer disciples being given a qi-infusion technique with the (hidden) intent of using it for cultivating plants, indicates that the concept of using your qi to en...
After breakfast, we did our usual morning exercise routine. It was a little weird to have some people watching us so intently, and occasionally shooting glances at Gramps, but like always it centered me and set me up for the day.
Today, after the stress of yesterday, would be kind of a free...
2025-03-13 03:52:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe morning, as always, dawned bright and early.
However, this morning, I had to deal with an issue related to our guests. It had been a surprise—I never expected something like this to happen, but really, I maybe should have seen this coming. So with a stone heart, I looked...
2025-03-11 05:29:05 +0000 UTC View PostI'm sorry everybody, but this will be another 1 chapter week, and the LAST 1 chapter week before we go back to 3 chapters next week. I am getting worked over by some final editing stuff. Thank you all for your patience, its been a bit of a rough start to this volume for me.
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The morning had started off rather stressfully for Cai Xiulan. While she was quite used to odd things happening at her home, it was something else entirely to have some of the foremost experts in the Empire suddenly drop by for a social call.
Well, aside from Shen Yu, but she hadn’t exact...
2025-02-25 07:16:41 +0000 UTC View Post
This is finally done, after it being teased forever ago!
I really wanted to do something as thanks to you all for supporting Beware of Chicken, so I commissioned an animation!
Break the Rocks is finally done. Everyone who assisted me in bringing this to life has been absolutley amaz...
“… first thing in the morning he takes a big swig—and gets a mouthful of horse piss!”
Tianzhe Minyan, who had been restraining herself, couldn’t help the honest laughter that broke free. Ge and Shou made not even a token effort—both started howling<...
2025-02-20 19:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The Indomitable Condor strides forth, Armored in The Celestial Feathers wielding the enormus Guandao Heaven-Divider, both peerless treasures of the Sect.
What can the enemies of Soaring Heaven's Isle do but fall?
Hong Meiling hummed a tune popular in Hong Yaowu as she handled the wok, the vegetables cooking perfectly. The sizzling of meat, the smell of spices, and the sounds of a kitchen working full bore filled the air. She grabbed a skillet of toasted pine seeds and added them to the mass of fresh veget...
2025-02-18 05:53:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The Divine Falcon of the East Wind, Tianzhe Minyan.
Art by Tsuu
I received a surprise gift from Tsuu.
Truly, she is a heretic.
2025-02-14 18:14:48 +0000 UTC View PostFrom there they continued their tour of the grounds, much to Shou’s delight.
The bathhouse teemed with Spiritual Herbs, like walking into a hidden grotto of surprising quality—similar to the one he had ventured into in Pristine Lotus Vale, where he had first acquired these se...
2025-02-14 07:49:51 +0000 UTC View PostAh, how wonderfully unpredictable the world was, Ge mused as he finally managed to get his laughter under control. Shen Yu was clearly not lying—he would not lie about something like this.
A chicken, Shen Yu’s disciple. Utterly absurd, yet here it was. ...
2025-02-11 00:07:39 +0000 UTC View Post
The Young Master himself. Hes very Xianxia here.
Imma be honest, Jin with long hair is just alittle bit cursed, lol.
Art by Tsuu
The melodious cry of a rooster split the air, echoing over the hills. It greeted the sun and roused all who heard it to wakefulness.
As the resonating note finished, Bi De nodded to himself. He was in fine form today indeed. A sentiment echoed by his little brother, as Zhuye’s ...
2025-02-06 18:30:44 +0000 UTC View PostI always did my best thinking while I worked on something else. While my body did one thing, it was easy to let my mind wander… and now there was plenty to think about.
It had been nearly a month since our home had been attacked by demons. Nearly a month since we had been force...
2025-02-03 18:01:12 +0000 UTC View PostHey everybody! Just going over the current plan for February, and the return to your regularly scheduled Beware of Chicken!
I still have some writing and editing to do on volume 5 for official release, so my intention is to start things slow. February will start off with 1-2 posts a week, ...
The Indomitable Condor of Soaring Heaven's Isle, Wuting Xiaobao is second only to the Elders of the Four Winds in might. A giant of a woman, standing seven and a half feet tall, Xiaobao is a titan literally and figuratively, and a protector of all her little sisters.
As always, unedited.
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“We’re approaching the wards now, Senchou, continue upon this course.” Seiyu’s calm, quiet voice seared us in the right direction, and into a patch of unassuming-looking sky. Or rather, unassuming looking for me. Ni...
2025-01-19 08:21:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Like Bailu turns into a dragon, Seiyu has her own super mode.
When the Tsunami comes, it washes away everything in her path.
Wakokukin Seiyu, the Tsunami Wing, is a tribal woman from the islands of Wa, an autonomous region that has sworn fealty to the Empire.
Historically, the tribes of Wa were pirates, and as the daughter of the ruling family, Seiyu is a literal pirate princess—and technically a political hos...
Lanlong Bailu, the Typhoon Wing. The scion of a temple that both worshipped, and descended from a draconic ancestor, she was kicked out of her temple for an incident where a drunk Bailu ended up suplexing the head priest through an offering table when he went to try and take her booze away.
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A bit late, but have some Delun and Tigu content
2025-01-04 18:07:36 +0000 UTC View PostGood Morning everyone. Unfortunately, there was a bit of a screw up on Patreon’s end. See, when I checked it yesterday, I read a big notice at the top of the page that said “if nothing changes billing will resume FEB 1.
I went, “Oh, they finally fixed the thing where you have to clic...
