We continued our journey northwest, keeping above the river. The entire horizon was taken up by farming, the green stretching on seemingly forever, divided into neat and well managed plots. Towns sprouted like mushrooms on a log, the various governmental buildings a near identical stone stamp tha...
2024-12-30 01:46:48 +0000 UTC View Post
It is now the 24th!
Have a Merry Christmas, everybody! A scene from Volume 3/4, Where Jin gets his new shovel... and Meimei gets her favourite hat.
A peice commissioned by Turtool, from Tsuu.
EDIT: Added RL locations for rough scale.
From Cartographybird/ Rachel Ward, here is the current work in progress map of the Crimson Phoenix continent.
Please note its extremely WIP nature, most of the names are placeholders.
On What Chun Ke did in “This too Shall Pass”
During the Chow Ji fight, Chun Ke was nearly killed—and his soul partially separated from his body. He drifted in and out of this death-like state for a while, travelling the Spirit World, and absorbing thoughts and ideas from th...
2024-12-01 21:13:42 +0000 UTC View PostI'm going to be going on break for at least 2 months now, so I am pausing my patreon for the duration.
There may be more images, and sidestory content that gets posted during this period, but there will be no mainline Beware of Chicken! I hope everybody has a good break, and I wil se...
To the south-east, Zang Shenhe and the Shrouded Mountain Sect travelled. They moved at their best speed. They used the roads when they could, but unlike mortals the forests, hills, and valleys were of no impediment to them. Their bounding leaps took them many hundred Li per day—the pace was sti...
2024-11-29 04:05:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Tsuu has given me a very nice gift! Thank you Tsuu!
2024-11-26 05:43:18 +0000 UTC View PostOn the tenth day since the battle, Shen Yu returned to his grandson’s home. He descended from his flying sword onto the ground beside the great snow golem. The amusing thing was tall and proud as ever, with a great many birds in his jaunty hat.
There, he was awaited.
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The early dawn saw me on the roof. Big D and Xiulan’s normal spot was quite comfortable and a good place to watch the sunrise, my eyes on the northern horizon. Big D was on my shoulder, in chicken form, my disciple and friend’s eyes in the same direction as mine. We sat in silence, simply spe...
2024-11-23 03:33:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Alice coloured several of the memes she made
2024-11-21 17:46:24 +0000 UTC View PostThis chapter has been edited to make things more clear. Sorry about the confusion!
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The days after the battle at the northern base had been immensely trying for Yulong. His Master’s defeat had sent shockwaves of fear through the rank and file—but...
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Liao Yushang had spent the past couple of days wondering when the dream would end. She was the most relaxed she had been since she had left home—and she had found a place that she was unsure could exist outside her vil...
2024-11-20 01:17:51 +0000 UTC View PostZang Shenhe sat atop the fortress of Fa Ram in the early morning sun, deep in meditation. Her foundation was slowly stabilizing, as she internalized the revelations she had received about the past of her sect and set upon a new path. It would be a slow process to rebuild herself and her cultivati...
2024-11-18 03:24:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Honourable Cultivators: An annoucement from Huizhong Collectables, and our partner, The Merch Guild
Our great company has been working hard to produce wonderous artifacts, and we can now unveil these heavens-shaking creations to the world.
Beware of Chicken has merchandise! We have a...
Seeing Hong Yaowu really made things sink in that it was over. To the villagers, it had been a night of scary noises and distant flashes of light… and that was the extent of it. Nobody had gotten hurt here. Nobody died.
I felt relieved. An enormous weight dropped off my shoulde...
2024-11-15 23:07:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Alice, a new artist has done some art and some memes for us memes for us.
1: Jin and Mei
2:Excited Xiulan
3: Tianlan
4: Vajra: "You are not immune to alocholic cougars" meme
5: Xianghua study
6: Yin in a bunny suit. Shes a little confused.
7: Yun Ren: "Money" mem
8: Ra...
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Gou Ren couldn’t help but smile when he saw Chun Ke and Pi Pa embrace, hugging each other tightly. He had been having a kind of shitty week, all told—his sleep ha...
I bequeath to thee this Cai Smuglan, from a new artist named Alice!
Also Tsuu has made soemthing cursed. Jin's cake.
Chapter is now edited
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On the third day, there was finally some semblance of peace. The guests were fed and watered, the laundry was done, the house had been swept… and Pi Pa was at a loss at what to do now. Her Master ha...
2024-11-10 05:33:08 +0000 UTC View PostXiao Su Ge, granddaughter of Elder Xiao Ge, stood upon her flying sword with her hands behind her back. While her exterior was refined as a Disciple of the Cloudy Sword Sect should be, inside was a different story. It was taking all her effort to keep the smile off her face.
It w...
2024-11-08 04:09:32 +0000 UTC View PostThe previous chapter has been edited.
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While the Lord Magistrate left to deal with the Auditor-General, we continued walking down the hall towards where the disciples were being entertained by Lady Wu. Shenhe had been sent away by Gramps, ...
2024-11-06 02:40:28 +0000 UTC View PostHey everybody! after reading the feedback, I noticed that I could improve the chapter. I added some more of the LORD MAGISTRATE into this chapter, because he needed to be there. Most of the chapter remains the Same.
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Shen Yu’s message had truly been troubling for Xiao Ge. The message had been sparse in detail but to have that man ask for aid was a message unto itself.
His fears had increased when he sensed Tianzhe Minyan on their tail, burning her own Qi to send the Windward Bl...
2024-10-31 23:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostThe Lord Magistrate took a moment, in the sanctity of his own mind, to vent all of his frustrations. The Cloudy Sword Sect arriving in an official capacity, along with Soaring Heaven’s Isle, and one of His Imperial Majesty’s direct retainers?
Ah, his life was flashing before ...
2024-10-30 03:34:31 +0000 UTC View Post
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS
Jin, Bi De and Tigu have their guns out under the moonlight.
Zang Shenhe rarely spoke to other people about her plans. Only two would ever listen to her anyway; her fellow Elder, Chongyun, and the Patriarch. With Chongyun, he was one of the few who didn’t seem to despise her presence and they were even cordial.
The other she spoke to… was th...
2024-10-28 01:47:36 +0000 UTC View Post
I just realised I hadn't posted this! Art, as always, By Tsuu.
Chapter tomorrow!
