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Free Meal Prep: Turkey Shepherd's pie thingey

(I have recently been made aware that some call this "Pilgrim's Pie". I had no idea this was a thing)

Ingredients:

  • 6lbs of 70/30 Turkey (leaner if you can find it) This is best purchased at Kroger/your local Kroger affiliate in 2 3lb packages. Costco's turke...

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Early Video: PIGFACE: HOTLINE OHIO

Chapters:

00:00 intro

01:32 PIGFACE

03:22 PIGFACE's Gameplay: sneak, rampage, snipe, and more

07:30 Meal Prep tutorial - Turkey Shepheard's Pie Thingey

12:25 YOU are the spooky, ImSim elements, and more

15:39 Final thoughts on PIGFACE, indieween totals

18...

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Weekly Not-Update: Out of the Office

Hey Saucy Ones, I'm away right now so I'm not really doing all that much video-wise. I'll be back later.

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Early Video: There's a Gun in the Office

Chapters:

00:00 intro

00:55 There's a Gun in the Office

01:35 Gameplay: The Memory game where you can't afford to lose

06:18 Meal Prep tutorial - chicken quarters and rice

11:12 The Spookies, or perhaps the paranoia is a better term

14:00 final thoughts and ind...

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Free Meal Prep: Chicken Quarters, Beans, and Rice

Ingredients:

  • 1 10lb bag of chicken quarters, usually yielding 8-12 chicken quarters of varying sizes

  • approx. 1/4 to 1/2 cups of uncooked rice per portion. the total amount will vary quite a bit depending on how many quarters that your bag has and ho...

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Ealy Video: Felvidek: Be God's Silliest Crusader

Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:14 Gameplay - RPGMaker at its finest

05:24 Cooking Segment - Oops Chicken Stir Fry

12:05 Less spooky, more silly

13:36 The story

17:15 Final thoughts and indieween total so far

20:27 new backpack smells

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Free Meal Prep: Oops Chicken Stir Fry

Ingredients:

  • 1 package of boneless, skinless chicken breast. shoot for one that's 4.5-5lbs to account for loss of mass during the cooking process as we want about 8oz of chicken per portion for 8 portions.

  • 1 package of shredded carrots

  • <...

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[EXTREMELY LATE] Weekly Update: I'm too locked in

Hey Saucy Ones,

So this is late, I was REALLY locked in for the last couple of days.

Here's where we are on indieween. I've got one video left to finish and all that's left to do is edit...

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Indieween: Tower of Kalemonvo

Timestamps:

00:00 intro

02:24 Tower of Kalemonvo

03:20 Gameplay in the vein of the original Diablo

10:15 Meal prep tutorial - meatballs and gravy

15:50 Charl loses his mind at the absurd prices of meal delivery services

19:20 THA SPOOKIES and more!

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Free Meal Prep: Meatballs and Gravy

  • Ingredients:

  • 1 large bag of Kirkland brand meatballs OR 1-2 large bags of IKEA meatballs (I'm actually not sure how the volume of the IKEA meatballs compares to the big'ol Kirkland bags)

  • 8-10 large potatoes or 10-12 medium potatoes, ...

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Early video: INDIEWEEN | Heartworm and the fear of legacy

Chapters:

00:00 intro

01:23 Gameplay Analysis

02:56 Something isn't measuring up here...

05:36 more gameplay

11:05 THA SPOOKIES

12:41 meal prep tutorial - simple pasta with chicken sausage

17:52 Story analysis and discussions of themes

25:56 Final t...

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Free Meal prep: Simple Pasta with Red Sauce and Chicken Sausage

This one's reaaaaal easy,

Ingredients:

  • 2 containers of the short pasta of your choice

  • 4 cans of diced tomatoes or 1 big ol can of those San Marzano Tomatoes

  • 2 cans tomato paste

  • one onion, diced,

  • oliv...

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Free Meal Prep: Slow Cook pork with roasted veggies and rice

Ingredients:

  • 1 large package of boneless pork shoulder (also known at times as pork butt), try to shoot for no more than 7.5lbs

  • cajun seasoning blend of your choice

  • 5 cups of uncooked rice

  • 2 stalks of celery

  • <...

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Weekly Update: this shouldn't have worked at all but it did so I'm okay with it.

Hey Saucy Ones

Quick Apron notes:

I unfortunately haven't been able to really reach out to any of the return-to-sender aprons yet, but I'm trying to find the time. I'll also be mailing out the handful of October renewals starting next week after Patreon charges out.

INDIEWEEN...

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INDIEWEEN | Brush Burial: Be the Creature, Steal Everything

Chapters:

00:00 intro

1:03 Gamepaly

06:19 Cooking Segment - meal prep pork roast

14:14 the other half of the game

17:53 final thoughts, indieween total so far

20:18 Frisk's favorite spot

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Free Meal Prep Recipe: Shrimp Alfredo

Okay once I'm done writing this one up I'll add the chapters and unprivate the first indieween video

ingredients:

  • 2 boxes or bags of your perferred short pasta e.g. penne rigate, shells, rotini

  • 3-4 containers of your favorite alfredo, lately I'v...

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Early Video: INDIEWEEN | Zero Protocol

timestamps:

00:00 intro

01:10 gameplay

04:37 Cooking Segment - easy shrimp alfredo meal prep

11:00 THA SPOOKIES

12:53 The Story of Zero Protocol and NOTHING ELSE

19:05 Final thoughts on Zero Protozol

20:52 Frisk is too cool for chairs.

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FREE MEAL PREP: Breakfast Egg Bites.

[I'll have the whole video up in a sec, I just gotta get these done for indieween first]

Ingredients you'll need:

  • at least one muffin tray with 12 indentations (it helps to have two or three handy)

  • pan spray of your choice

  • one doz...

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Weekly update: Somehow, It's All Working out

Hey Saucy ones

All the aprons have now been sent*

(excluding people who will have their renewal at the start of October). I recently checked my PO box and it seems I did get a few return-to-senders but 5 out of 175 isn't too bad. I'll be contact those of you who I got the apron kick...

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Weekly Update: Getting that oh-so-needed momentum for Indieween

Hey Saucy Ones,

Quick Update about the last of the Aprons

so as things would shake out, looks like they're going out this Saturday. They are all literally pressed, packaged, and ready to go save for me just needing to print the shipping labels on them. I'm probably gong to ...

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Weekly Update:

Hey Saucy Ones,

Let's let's just get it out of the way:

yes, I am among the many who've been hit by YouTube's restricted mode thing.

However, while I am annoyed, I am not concer...

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Early Video: If you Like S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Play Project Silverfish Right Now!

wooooo! I got this done a lot fast than I thought thanks to this new fangled webcam! I recorded this Monday evening!

chapters:

00:00 the other night...

01:25 intro to project silverfish

04:13 the gameplay

11:13 it's a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game at heart

17:24 THA SPOO...

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Weekly Update: Get *IN* here, Stalker

Hey Saucy Ones,

real quick before we get into things:

IF YOU PLEDGED OR RENEWED FROM AUGUST 2ND TO 31ST PLEASE CHECK AND SEE IF YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ME.

There were a handful of yearly pledges whose payment methods failed to go through. This is a perfectly normal thing, cred...

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Heads Up: All Wave One Aprons Have Been Sent

Hey Saucy Ones,

As of about half an hour ago I dropped off the last of all the aprons for all of you who pledged or renewed by August 1st. I got really lucky and the additional run of patches and pins came in yesterday evening so instead only going up to the 150th apron I was able to get t...

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Weekly Update: Well that was Fast

Hey Saucy Ones,

So those aprons are SCHMOOVIN' to you right about now...

So the aprons are already arriving which is really impressive considering that I brought them to the post office and hour and change before they closed on Saturday. The first ones arri...

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Quick PSA for HiJ Pledges

Hey Saucy Ones,

Real quick, if some time today or Monday you get an email from USPS (the United States Postal Service) saying you have a tracking number for a package; that is most likely your apron, pin, and patch. I just dropped off all the patron gifts for everyone in the US...

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Weekly Update:

Hey Saucy ones,

so before we do anything, Please check your message inbox on Patreon because some of you who are getting an apron either don't have an address listed or you may have accidentally ticked the "opt out of physical rewards" box.

Most of your have gotten back to me but th...

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Weekly Update: Aprons are a go!

Hey Saucy Ones,

Before we get into anything else I need you all do to a little favor for me:

PLEASE DOUBLE AND TRIPLE-CHECK YOUR LISTED ADDRESS IF YOU'RE A YEARLY PLEDGE!!!

PLEASE DOUBLE AND TRIPLE-CHECK YOUR LISTED ADDRESS IF YOU'RE A YEARLY PLEDGE!!!

PLEASE DOUBLE A...

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Weekly Update: Woah! That's a lotta aprons!

Hey Saucy Ones, heads up, it's been a while so this is gonna be a little long.

First off,

HELLO AND WELCOME TO ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL NEW PATRONS!

So for those of ya who don't know I use Halloween in July as a way to take a little PTO every year by making the videos in advance ...

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Standalone Cooking Segment: Dorito-Coated Cheese Sticks

Ingredients:

  • 1 8oz block of mozzarella cheese

  • 1 pint buttermilk

  • About 2 cups of flour for dredge

  • One quarter-cup of Italian bread seasoning

  • 1 family-size bag of the Doritos of your choice

  • The...

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