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Uzaki's Strange Halloween Festival

NOTE: Despite her appearances, Uzaki is 20. She’s just a short stack. Also, while I tried to get everything right as far as what each character calls each other in the show/manga, I might’ve gotten some things wrong, so… pls forgive~.

Oh, also, writing the Jap...

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Kobayashi's Tail-Sized Aftermath

Uh-oh. This… wasn’t good. This wasn’t good at all.

Kobayashi sucked in her belly as much as she could, but a prominent lump still poked past her meager chest as she looked down at herself. From the sounds her belly was making, a lot of that lump was still food being digested, but the ...

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October Update time - now featuring both good and bad news!

Heyo, nerdlings! It's ya girl, Jaundis, back at it again with the outdated memes.

So, some fantastic news! I'm now gainfully employed with a full-time job! I'll be making actual money instead of vaguely subsisting off of my SFW and NSFW online writing (don't ask about my SFW stuff - you're ...

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That Time Gelica Made a Mistake

Cass slid out of the elevator with a grunt. Her arms were loaded with over a dozen bags of food, each of which was nearly bursting with tasty treats for her upcoming feeding. She’d opted for a bunch more sweet goodies this time in celebration of Halloween. Her body sure wasn’t going to thank ...

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Hera's Heavy Haunt

“That’ll be nine-fifty for the lot. You want anything else with that?”

The Karen-looking milf scoffed. “A better attitude would be nice. You’re lucky to be employed being the way you are! Show some gratitude to your customers!”

Hera stared at the bitch for a second. Then s...

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Spook month interest gauge

I'm just kinda curious what y'all might be into in regard to October kink fics. I know I'm not a huge fan of the more creepy/horror side of things when it comes to tums, but if my fans are into it, then... it wouldn't be the first time I've done horror~.

I'm doing this because I have a bunc...

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Spooktober's Big WInner issss...

Uzaki from her namesake anime! This is the second waifu of the week that's won, but you won't hear me complaining about it~.

This was a super close poll with only a single vote between first and s...

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Velvet Leaps to Conclusions

Quick heads-up: This fic technically takes place in the RWBY Degenerate AU I’ve done a number of commissions for. All you really need to know for this fic, in particular, is that this takes place when Velvet is a fourth year at Beacon and is either 19 or 20 depending on when her bir...

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The October character suggestions finally!

I HAVE INTERNEEEEEET! It's a jank, juryrigged setup using tethering on my phone, an open window, and a ~12-foot USB cable, but it WORKS!

While I work every second I can on last month's exclusive fic (so long as my internet stays vaguely stable and my family isn't around cause hotel...

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Edelgard's Hidden Grove

Spoiler Note: This takes place after the events of the Crimson Flower route in Fire Emblem: Three Houses. I avoided as many spoilers as possible, but if you’re at all worried about that kinda thing, consider skipping this short for now.

“Where are we going? You...

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Brekkie at the Diner

“Maaaaan, I acted really spoiled last week, didn’t I? Sorry ‘bout that.”

Sima had woken up again, much to Margo’s joy. Unfortunately, she also seemed to be fully awake this time, so probably no feeding or belly rubs. Damn. “Oh, don’t worry about it. It was no problem at all....

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Ver's Favorite Playtime

The first pic of the three poll winners is already here! I saw an opportunity to get this done while I could afford it, so I leapt on it immediately, heh.

This pic features a slightly thiccer Kylie than you might be used to from reading her fics. It seems like Ver has been making liberal us...

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The Super-Sized Video (Mindy's Collab - pt. 2)

Oh, shit… Mindy was starting to have some regrets. Not big enough regrets to stop, per se, but regrets nonetheless…

“Oh shit, I feel like I’m going to pop!” Tara crooned as she slid a hand behind her back and underneath her panties. She pulled out the enema tube and let it fall (M...

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That's Not a Pet...

Huh. Belle wasn't sure what she had been expecting, but… whatever had been in her head, this definitely wasn’t it.

Belle had ordered a very special something that she’d wanted for a long time, and it was supposedly here. It was just several sizes smaller than she’d thought it’d be...

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September's prized lady is...

Velvet Scarlatina from RWBY, a show that's received much love on my profile already! I can't say for certain at the moment, but there's a very solid chance that we'll be seeing a bloated bunny (girl) at ...

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Art poll winners + September update

Going into September, we finally have the results for which of the lovely ladies of mine will finally be getting some art!

It's lucky that the top three choices all get the same love since we have a tie for first place. Tasha and Kat unsurprisingly came in first, along with Kylie and Ver! T...

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The Heavy Flaw of the God's Tongue

Note: In accordance with Divine Jaundis Law, this fic takes place when Erina is over 18 - specifically when she is roughly 20. This also means that this fic occurs after the main story of Shokugeki no Soma (Food Wars) has concluded. There aren't many spoilers here, but if you don’t ...

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Byleth and Edelgard fic gonna be next month + Teaser

I forgot my own rules for the Edeleth fic and it turned into an actual whole fic instead of a shorter, lower-effort one. Whoopsies.

I'm still gonna post it as a fifth-of-the-month Patreon exclusive dealio that Book Ghouls will have access to too, but I'm going back to my original plan of st...

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Honey Bread Bed

Book.

“Boo-kuh!”

Tix let her legs swing freely from where they dangled over the edge of the human’s work surface - or ‘des-kuh’, as she put it. She was a bit bored, but she had to keep with it! Learning the human language would make her seem super smar...

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~Mid-month update time - August Edition

Hoooo boy, this month has been busy. Way busier than I expected. Still, I've been trying to keep on pace with Patreon here, and I think I'll be able to finish the month strong!

For starters, the next fic is 1,000,000% coming out tomorrow on the 24th! NOTHING will stop this...

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Kerry Loves Her Job

Kerry was terrified. Her life had never been so… secure before. She was a lesbian that had grown up in a tiny mid-eastern conservative town. She had worked retail or shitty seasonal labor jobs most of her adult life. She’d only ever had random flings with people apart from a recurrin...

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The Super-Sized Stream (Mindy's Collab - pt. 1)

She was back. Tara was back. In Mindy’s apartment. Her hot inflation idol mommy was back and ON HER COUCH! Sitting totally wrong on it since gays don’t know how to sit right! ON HER COUUUCH!

This woman had already done unspeakable things to Mindy and her belly and yet she still made the...

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The August winner iiiiissss...

Erina Nakiri! It was yet another incredibly close round, but Erina pulled ahead by just a single vote!

The maiden rival of Food Wars will be receiving her own exclusive fic - one that will likely f...

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Character Art Poll (50 Patrons Reward)

My life is still hectic AF and I'm also broke AF, plus I'm technically at 45 patrons right now since the number keeps bouncing around, but whatever! I promised that I'd post this on the first, so it's getting posted!

Based on feedback given, I'll be going with the idea that commissioned cha...

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Rental Girlfriend - REAL Appetite

“What is WRONG with you!?”

Kazuya, face scarlet with shame, dropped to his knees and raised his hands above his head in a plea for mercy. “I’m SO sorry, Mizuhara! I was just trying to find an excuse to not go around the festival with Ruka, and it somehow turned into this! B...

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Back-Seat Baker (Short)

{Mythra, what are you doing?}

{Uh, baking a cake? What else could I be doing?}

{Well, if you don’t mind my asking… where’s the baking soda?}

{Huh?}

{If you don’t add baking soda, the cake won’t rise. You can also use baking...

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Heading Off the Problem

“U-Uh, sir? If I may, uh… my eyes are down here…”

The balding man that had been staring at Bran’s neck started and his eyes flicked down to her eyes. “My bad, missy. I’ve jus’ never seen one-a yer kind before… what’re ya called again? A dullard… dunban… deckhard… u...

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Sima's Light Post-Nap Snack

You’re cutting it close this time, Margo. It’s not Winter yet, so remember that the sun still comes out close to six in the morning. Damnit! She had to shift her schedule at the convenience store to an earlier night shift for her own gods-damned safety. Seriously.

The sky was t...

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General mid-July update thingy!

Just thought I'd give y'all a little update on what I'm planning and been up to lately~.

First off, the force of monster girls has caught me, chained, and is keeping me prisoner. In other words, there will be no shortage of monster girl tum content in the near future whatsoever. There are j...

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Stocking Stuffing

NOTE: I wrote this in a third-person omniscient POV, which is markedly different from everything else I've ever posted and also a style I'm not overly used to. It felt right for these two though, so I did it. Just as a small note in case anything seems weird. On to the fic~!<...

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