Chizuru Mizuhara from Rent a Girlfriend by a single vote! It was a close race, but the Sphinxes have spoken!
Rent a Girlfriend is a series that I kinda skirted around because I didn't enjoy the con...
2022-07-08 12:40:37 +0000 UTC View PostA couple of fun facts and notes before reading:
Tracer’s real name is Lena and she’s 5’4”.
D . VA’s real name is Hana and she’s either 5’5” or 5’6”.
Who else...
2022-07-01 00:23:38 +0000 UTC View PostOh, shoot, I hit 50! Didn't even realize it until someone commented. Thanks for that, by the way!
Ok, so technically, I'm not actually at 50 patrons. Patreon is dumb and keeps counting people that pledge support even after they've cancelled their subscription, so I'm probably actua...
2022-06-28 22:13:41 +0000 UTC View Post“A-And you’re SURE this will work?” Harry asked for the millionth time, sweat trickling down his neck.
Thistle rolled her eyes and leaned against the alley wall. “Yeah, dumbass, it’ll work so long as the pic you got is right. Give it here.”
The sweaty man shakily ...
2022-06-26 23:31:11 +0000 UTC View PostUnbelievable. Un-be-LIEV-able! This was ridiculous! Why? Why was this happening to Molly? Whyyyyyyyy!?
The frustrated woman slammed her fork down and stared down at the remaining burger on her plate. She couldn’t eat it. She’d only had one burger before this, yet she c...
2022-06-24 19:08:42 +0000 UTC View Post“It’s been great, I guess, but I should probably get going. I need to eat and post an update.”
“I still can’t believe that you pander to those people. It’s gross.”
“It beats working a night shift at a shitty gas station or being a lab rat.”
Margo scowled at Cas...
2022-06-20 13:57:36 +0000 UTC View PostBefore starting on Streaming a Feeding, I'd decided that if I was gonna do a lamia fic, I would do a LAMIA fic, not just a regular fic with a gal who happens to have snake bits. That meant doing stuffs that aren't in my usual fics that y'all might not vibe with, like the jaw unhinging, t...
2022-06-12 00:37:39 +0000 UTC View PostCW: This fic features a lamia in all her monster girl glory. There's no vore, but I don't shy away from making use of a lamia's snakey characteristics. If you don't like the land version of mermaids, you might not enjoy this fic too terribly much. You've been warned~
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D.Va, from... that one game! It wasn't a very big game, so I'm not sure how many of you would even recognize the title if I put it here. I'm sure I'll remember it at some point, though...
Thi...
2022-06-08 10:11:31 +0000 UTC View PostIt's June time, which is completely different from morbin time. There will be no morbin here. Only orbin. Orbin them tums. Eyyoooooo.
I know, I know, my joke is bad and I should feel bad. Moving on-
I'm actually a bit ahead on my work this time, so I have DATES for posting stuff! Imag...
2022-06-07 02:30:51 +0000 UTC View PostThis was it. This was her one and only chance. If she missed this strike, Yor’s life was over. Just remain calm… aaaaand…
*THUNK!*
“Awww! Mummy killed my new friend!”
Yor breathed out a massive sigh of relief as she watched the fly she’d sp...
2022-06-07 02:24:19 +0000 UTC View PostQuick heads-up: This fic technically takes place in the RWBY Degenerate AU that I’ve done a number of commissions for. All you really need to know for this fic in particular is that Yang and Weiss are in a relationship in this AU. Oh, also, Weiss is 20 or 21 depending on when in the...
2022-06-01 04:23:12 +0000 UTC View PostTasha was excited. She and Kat had been spending a lot of time at her flat, but Kat’s flat was… well, no offense to the lovely woman living there, but it wasn’t really… lived in. She didn’t own many movies, she didn’t have any consoles, her book and board game collection was limited t...
2022-05-30 13:13:20 +0000 UTC View PostSpoiler Note: This takes place after the events of the Crimson Flower route in Fire Emblem: Three Houses. I avoided as many spoilers as possible, but if you’re at all worried about that kinda thing, consider skipping this short for now.
For the first time in a wh...
2022-05-27 00:50:29 +0000 UTC View PostFuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Kerry was so fucking fucked. Unbelievably fucked. Immeasurably fucked. It was over. It was all over.
The sweaty brunette clutched the satin sheets of the bed to her bare chest as she stared miserably up at the ceiling ab...
2022-05-20 06:02:33 +0000 UTC View PostOk, I know I said new stary yesterday or today, but it's gonna be till tomorrow instead. There's a good reason, though!
I've been working on the Tasha fic and it was getting pretty long, so I was thinking about taking some liberties and doing some jump-cut sorta dealies like I do a...
2022-05-19 00:15:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt seems to be a pattern that I'm fairly inactive at the start of the month and then I get my chiz together starting around the middle. I should try to fix that. In the meantime, though...
I'll have a new fic out for y'all either tomorrow or the day after! After that one, there'll be one mo...
2022-05-17 03:51:50 +0000 UTC View Post“Hello! Have you been waiting long?”
Ganyu smiled over at Keqing as she approached the table. “I’ve only just arrived myself, so don’t worry.”
Keqing breathed a small sigh of relief as she sank into the seat across from Ganyu. “I was worried that I may have driven you of...
2022-05-11 01:03:52 +0000 UTC View Post
The haughty and oh-so responsible Weiss Schnee gets an exclusive fic in honor of her birth month! I can already pretty much promise you that this one will be a bloat fic, so look forward to some sloshy t...
2022-05-08 00:19:27 +0000 UTC View PostHeyo, lovelies! It's time to clue you all in on my plans for the month~
First off, I completely blanked on the short fic for last month. Totally my bad! Edelgard and Byleth will be getting their short fic sometime this month along with whoever ends up in second on this month's poll.
I...
2022-05-02 12:10:48 +0000 UTC View Post“...And what the fuck do you know, Rock? You think you know me? You don’t know shit!”
The shithead Japanese man just sighed as he knocked back a shot of whiskey. “It’s not about knowing you, Revy. It’s about knowing basic human biology. A person - ANY person - can’t d...
2022-05-01 02:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostOk, so, Mindy had a problem. A pretty big problem. Gigantic, really.
Mindy was an artist, first and foremost. That was her jam. Her deal. Her bread and butter. She made a living off of her art. Her tasty, tasty swollen lady art. She loved it. It was great.
Then she’d started bei...
2022-04-28 00:28:28 +0000 UTC View PostJust keeping y'all in the loop. I've got a lovely little fic in the works to post either today or tomorrow (depending on when I get the time to finish it).
I don't have the means to give a sneak peek of it right now, but I think I'll come back and add one in once I do. In the meantime...
2022-04-24 23:22:30 +0000 UTC View PostCris was scared. Not for her life or anything, of course - she just had a general sense of anxiety. It was Easter, after all. Her favorite dom gal was weird enough the rest of the year, but she always seemed to get extra worked up around Easter for some reason. It didn’t help that Cris had been...
2022-04-19 23:37:32 +0000 UTC View Post“...And I’m telling you, he’s the best. Always remembers our anniversary, always knows what kind of gifts I want without asking me, listens when I’m feeling bitchy, and knows all my spots~. Seriously, I definitely picked the right brother. Sorry, Peachy.”
P...
2022-04-10 21:11:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Revy from Black Lagoon! It's another show that I haven't watched, so I guess it's time to make some more popcorn.
In second place, Edelguard + Byleth finally manage to claim a fic! Sure, it's just ...
2022-04-08 03:31:10 +0000 UTC View PostLadies, germs, both, and neither, it's time to pick which lovely lady/ladies are gonna end up with too much junk in their front!
A few older suggestions have been given a second chance at victory to fill in the ranks. It feels way better to do this than to toss in a few of my own picks (not...
2022-04-06 00:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostQuick heads-up: This short is based on the degen RWBY AU that I’ve written a good few fics for at this point. As such, all the gals are older and they've 'matured' in a lot of ways. Oh, but Neo herself looks pretty much the same. Just thought I'd let you know~.
Well, well, well, ...
2022-04-05 10:22:20 +0000 UTC View PostHeyoooo! It's ya girl, Jaundis, back at it again with the cringe intro!
After careful consideration and review, it probably is still best to do updates here on Patreon than to use Twitter, even if these will mix in with the actual stories since everything counts as text on this site. I'll t...
2022-04-02 08:52:18 +0000 UTC View PostNOTE: Every character here is 18+. Rias and Akeno are potentially already 18 from the very start of the show and I’m deliberately having this take place later on in their third year so that they’re assuredly 18 or maybe even 19. So yes, everyone is, at minimum, 18.
The ...
2022-04-01 07:34:20 +0000 UTC View Post