Kittypunk Halloween Special
“This is a silly idea,” I said. No, I didn't just say it, as a grown woman—stuck in the body of a babe as I may be—I was fully capable of admitting that I was whinging. Not without good reason, however. Sharp had ...
2024-10-31 09:40:24 +0000 UTC View PostHalloween Special
“Alright, you little shits. Line up!” I snapped.
The little shits did not line up, because they were little shits, and you didn’t earn such an illustrious title by listening to people when they gave you instructions.
Cinnamon Bunween
Awen was sitting comfortably on a cushion she’d placed on the Beaver’s floor. The ship had just about everything someone might want, but it did lack a large sitting area. Because of that, they tended to turn the kitchen into the...
2024-10-30 09:48:50 +0000 UTC View PostInterlude Eleven - The Silly Spy
She was pacing in her office, trying very hard to keep the screams within herself, rather than yell out her frustrations aloud.
The office was hers, in a way. Well, it was more accurate to say that it was MI...
2024-10-28 01:41:28 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Twenty-Eight
“Alyssa!” Jenny screamed over the mic.
I winced, then lowered myself deeper into the shadows. No one had noticed, fortunately. The speaker around my neck was still set to a low volume, so even her screaming wasn’t...
2024-10-27 03:53:23 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Sixty-Seven
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The anticipation was killing me. All the prep, the big spending, the whole ordeal with showing my face to the world... and yet there was still plenty of time to sit on our thumbs and wait. The antithesis were at our doorst...
2024-10-26 09:26:19 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Twenty-Seven
Not being noticed was the first and greatest way to complete an assassination. How to avoid notice came in a few varieties. There was plain stealth, then there was deception. My first ever kill had come in that latter form. I’d taken a job ...
2024-10-24 11:17:11 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Sixty-Six
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“That’s not enough gun?” I asked.
“Obviously not,” Gomorrah said. She had her hands on her hips and was looking about as amused as usual. She was also standing next to my... what was is called agai...
2024-10-24 01:18:29 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Twenty-Six
Ideally, we would have had a few solid hours to plot and plan, then a day or two to purchase all of the equipment I wanted to have access to.
Ideally rarely happened, in my experience. More often than not, the best you co...
2024-10-23 01:48:58 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Five Hundred and Fourteen
“Alright!” Amaryllis said with great authority.
“Alright indeed,” Desiree replied with a serious nod that broke out into a teasing smile when Amaryllis gave her an unamused look.
We were ...
2024-10-23 00:13:25 +0000 UTC View PostInterlude Ten - The Silly Killer
She often had to remind herself that she was a cold-blooded killer. The people around her? These normies minding their normal business onboard Driftwood? They could probably name fewer people than she had killed.
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Chapter Sixty-Three - Cat Called
“The history of telemarketing stretches all the way back to the early days of the Bell telephone, where only the eccentric and rich could afford a phone of their own and therefore they made for great targets for sales pitche...
2024-10-21 16:20:17 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Five Hundred and Thirteen
We had seventeen days before the wedding, and it was time for an unseasonably early winter storm.
It started in the early morning. We were all aboard the Beaver, getting ready to take off for the morning...
2024-10-21 16:15:52 +0000 UTC View PostWoo!
Landed home late last night (the poop-emptying truck was broken, and that caused an hour-long delay which is... actually kinda funny).
The trip was great! I got to hang out with some author friends (shout out to Void and Nixia and Potato) and soak in some of the nicer parts of Ca...
2024-10-21 15:44:01 +0000 UTC View PostI'll be back next Sunday, or Monday I suppose since I'll be back late!
But yeah! Should be fun <3
Sorry for not posting many chapters on here. I know I just started to post on Patreon at the same time as I finish (during what proved to be a stupidly busy week where I barely got any...
2024-10-11 08:58:08 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Twenty-One
“You have a job for me?” Sharp asked.
This was dangerous. The first job came in and we needed it. It was a bit of desperation but came at a relatively low level of risk. This next job? We didn’t know the lev...
2024-10-10 00:10:45 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Five Hundred and Twelve
We woke up bright and earl their next morning, and while it was nice to be back in our rooms--or at least, I enjoyed waking up in my own bed on my own cabin aboard the Beaver Cleaver even if I did have Desiree sleepin...
2024-10-09 00:56:06 +0000 UTC View PostInterlude -
“Wow, there are a lot of haters out there,” Lucy said. She shifted, reaching down to rub at her calf where it was a little itchy.
The motion caught the eye of the other person in the room who looked, then immediately snapped...
2024-10-08 03:28:20 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Twenty
Magic.
If Samual Colt made man equal, than magic made man even.
In theory, anyone could practice the arcane arts. There were several disciplines, and while a number of them required some items and r...
2024-10-07 02:11:50 +0000 UTC View PostChapter Nineteen -
Sharp and I returned to the Bloody Bat in short order, and when we went in, she was quick to rush to her room and stuff the bag under her bed.
“Not the best hiding place, but I suppose it’ll do for now,” I ...
2024-10-05 00:15:19 +0000 UTC View PostHoly crap wow.
The biggest joke is me. I am the joke. I can't organize anything to save my life and should not be allowed within 100m of an excel sheet.
Anyway! The Comedy Contest has come t...
2024-10-04 22:50:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm now posting chapters on here. But uh, these are the unedited, raw versions. As in, fresh off the press. If you want something more refined, check out the Index! Also, the formatting here is ... wow, it's awful.
Chapter Sixty-Two
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2024-10-04 20:15:03 +0000 UTC View PostHi!
Recently I got a few complaints that my patreon... kinda blows. And to be fair, I don't use it very much. It's more of a way for people to support me than anything else, but it's also my prima...
2024-10-04 17:24:50 +0000 UTC View PostI do have a bit of news! This month, I'll be travelling quiet a bit!
One week will be spent in California visiting some friends and co-workers, and then I'll be travelling for another week at the ...
2024-10-01 04:26:23 +0000 UTC View PostIt's Spooky Month!
(I think this is the only art I have of a character in any sort of disguise...)
Index Link: 2024-10-01 04:23:12 +0000 UTC View Post
It's not out yet... heh, but it will be soon!
https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Agartha-Loop-Audiobook/B0DDMNXCRB
2024-09-05 22:54:30 +0000 UTC
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The time to vote is here!
Time to vote on your favourite and funniest short!
... The biggest joke is how late I am!
Hey! Can't believe it's September already, but here we are!
And here's the link to this month's Index: 2024-09-02 16:51:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Updates for the Week... Month! Sunday, August 25th, 2024!
Stray Cat Strut - A Young Lady's Guide to Neighbourly Love
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Interlude - The Free Radical
Interlude - The Samurai’s Samurai
Chapter 49
Cha...
Someone pinged me to lemme know that the previous link wasn't working, so... new link!
LINK: DISCORD!
omg, this pic is h...
2024-08-11 04:48:22 +0000 UTC View Post