Deep inside the Cavalier, a team of terrorists has seized a bar, taken hostages, and declared war.
One man has managed to escape...
An on-duty mascot (Branson Reese) hiding somewhere inside. Oh and Dewey (Christopher Hastings) and Boboli (Carly Monardo) are there too!
They're ...
We almost forgot!! For the first time in a minute, Vanguard emblem tees are back in the Rude Tales Store. The same place to get your Groomda mugs! Some of the most affordab...
2025-12-06 00:15:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Our lovely show is always a feast for ears, but today it's a feast for the eyes! Branson has updated his class photo of the whole Cavalier crew, with some beloved new additions! He even made a handy key so you can make sure you find everyone!
But hey! Why look at this masterpiece on a dumb ...
2025-12-06 00:08:31 +0000 UTC View Post
THE MIRROR SHATTERS! With our heroes Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings), Mitzi Festerchild (Ali Fisher), Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), and Vestavia (Carly Monardo), trapped aboard the CVS WAR CRIMINAL, chances of returning to their home universe are growing dim...
2025-11-20 05:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Set vazers to...chat?? Joe is talking with Carly and Chris about all your burning questions on our 100th episode. Then, Tim joins Joe to answer a few Q's himself! What a bounty of audio for you!!
2025-11-14 22:17:09 +0000 UTC View Post
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Voting closes at midnight eastern tonight. Let your voice be heard. You wanna vote for only Delicious Donald episodes? Buddy, that's your right and your privilege!
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Well, now that we've got a nice, round 100 episodes, seems like as good a time as any to once again poll you, our intrepid listeners, for the THE TEN GREATEST EPISODES OF OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE EVER (so far)!
Will the first Top Ten episodes stand tall? Whi...
Smell ya... now??
As a special These Those 100 treat, enjoy some art from our very own Branson Reese depicting the Pokémon evolutions of some of your fave These Those Characters!
Didn't know all the characters in Oh These, Those Stars of Space were Pokémon? The clues were right th...
What lies on the other side of the mirror? What if it was not a perfect reflection of your normal, hot self, but something...darker?? In this episode, the characters of Oh These, Those Stars of Space explore these questions and more!
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When a mysterious visitor arrives aboard the CSS Cavalier, will Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo), and Chestershire (Ali Fisher), destroy him and subject him to awful experiments? Or will they find...a friend?
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2025-09-26 00:51:23 +0000 UTC View Post
When Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings) has strange visions of a woman in a lake talking about a sword, he has no choice but to take a ride to the mysterious planet Camelon-5 and see what's what. But will this man of the future fit in in a world that's decidedly more...medieval? And what about Scan...
2025-08-28 04:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
With the shocking revelations of last episode, Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), tries to pick the right moment to tell Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), the joyous news. Maybe she can find the perfect time on their away mission to the idyllic colony Salem Zero, and maybe Begonia Bloodterror (Chri...
2025-08-01 02:11:22 +0000 UTC View Post
This episode was supposed to be titled "Grim Sun Tide", but I was overruled ¯\(ツ)/¯.
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With our heroes Threadcount (Christopher Hastings), Mitzi (Ali Fisher), and Vestavia (Carly Monardo) trapped by Dr. Genesis (née Aldo Nintendo) and his army of Mootants, do they have any chance of stopping him and returning to their future? Choices made. Lives lost. Rollerskate bellies activated...
2025-05-22 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Trapped! In the 90s?!?!
Mitzi (Ali Fisher), Vestavia (Carly Monardo), and Threadcount (Christopher Hastings), find themselves trapped in 1996 Los Angeles, with no sign of Aldo Nintendo, and no chance of getting back home. Unless...
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2025-04-24 16:31:42 +0000 UTC View Post
When Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings), Vestavia (Carly Monardo), and Mitzi (Ali Fisher), are sent to investigate Darkmoon Deep Science Station and its chief scientist, Dr. Aldo Nintendo (Joe Lepore), nothing can prepare them for the adventure that awaits. Hopefully they can save the galaxy....
2025-03-27 16:32:03 +0000 UTC View Post
When a mysterious visitor...traveller... Voyager arrives on the CSS Cavalier, he seeks to learn all he can about this little starship where we lay our scene. And who better to guide him than Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), and Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hasting...
2025-02-27 05:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
When a new spot opens up in a prestigious Choir of Space Angels, Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo) is summoned from the CSS Cavalier to Space Heaven to see if she's up to the task. She'll have to give it her all, because overseeing her trials are none other than Holy Attorney General Zacchaeus Zebulon (C...
2025-01-30 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
When Vanguard Internal Affairs Officer Hank Pissed (Joe Lepore), arrives on the CSS Cavalier, he summons two top agents, Scandal (Carly Monardo) and Charity (Ali Fisher), to help him uncover a deadly mystery- and how does it involve Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) and Cubik, the Amazing Cube (Branso...
2024-12-19 05:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
When Boboli (Carly Monardo), Single Chance (Tim Platt), and Guy Normal (Branson Reese), find themselves on an ancient starship, they find themselves in an adventure... 65 MILLION YEARS IN THE MAKING.
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2024-11-21 22:59:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Ah yes, just another typical day aboard the CSS Cavalier for crewmembers like Vestavia (Carly Monardo), Gelmire Lysdander (Tim Platt), and Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings). But will it remain that way when Carlzoid Frontstuff (Guest Star RYAN NORTH) returns? No, no it won't. But they'll have plen...
2024-10-24 22:13:32 +0000 UTC View Post
The time has come to answer Qs! Joe, Chris, and Tim are here to reveal everything you ever wanted to know about Ted Crount, the Teal Light, and everybody's favorite funny novels.
2024-10-21 16:51:53 +0000 UTC View Post
When ship systems begin to go strangely awry aboard the CSS Cavalier, Engineer Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Groomda (Tim Platt) have little choice but call upon the help of the Cavalier's IT department. But when help arrives, they can't help but be intrigued by IT Specialist Ted Crount (C...
2024-09-26 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
THE NEPHEWS RETURN!
But will they all survive? Or will an encounter with the mysterious Jaish Al-Ghost (Joe Lepore) and his hunt for a mysterious artifact spell doom for Rupert (Christopher Hastings), Dupert (Carly Monardo), and Poopert (Branson Reese)?
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Fresh out of a brief stay in Sick Bay, Coyote Ugly (Branson Reese) returns to active duty, on a seemingly simple mission with Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings) and mild-mannered ensign Single Chance (Tim Platt). But will it remain as it seems, or will the discovery of an awe-inspiring alien creatur...
2024-07-25 22:42:33 +0000 UTC View Post
When Werimether (Christopher Hastings) creates a new holozone program, the whole crew gets swept up by his fictional English Village: Little Tooting. I don't know why! You'd think they'd have really good video games in the future, but here we are. It even attracts the attention of Vee (Carly Mona...
2024-06-27 20:43:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Dear Audience!
It's me, Joe Lepore- the one who says 'Wow' at the beginning of every episode, with a special announcement. Are you sitting down? Well stand up because it's going to be ok. The show isn't over. If you've listened to the Trek Draft or seen Tim's many tweets about becom...
2024-05-30 15:15:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Boboli (Carly Monardo), Guy Normal (Branson Reese), and ship's Olympian Gene Lime (Tim Platt) meet two alien species that just can't get along. Who will come out on top? Who will end up with a wad of poison money in their mouth? And who will enjoy some delicious fruit? All this and more on tonigh...
2024-05-23 23:05:11 +0000 UTC View Post
When Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings) brings Scandal (Carly Monardo), Groomda (Tim Platt), and Chestershire (Ali Fisher) to the idyllic world of Jessbo-2, all he can hope for is that the Jessbens have totally normal laws that none of the crew violate!
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