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I’m sitting on the floor, He’s sitting on a tiny chair. Somehow, we’re at the same eye level. I don’t like it.

After a minute or so, the army starts moving again, slowly. I’d like to enjoy the scenery but I can’t allow myself to look weak in front of this stupid priest.

Th...

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This is… Is this…?

Does this mean that I was supposed to get caught by the army? Or would I still have gotten this if I killed them all? More importantly, since I was the last one to get dragged out of the forest, does that mean that I technically completely cleared the stage? ...

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The second I receive the message that he’s dead, I leap away from his corpse, dodging another stab by mere millimetres.

The priest is only a few feet away from me. Can I get him? Should I escape instead? Will he—

The priest points at me with his ring finger. Now that I look at his...

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Now, which way is the exit again? I’m pretty sure it should be towards the hut, but I’m not entirely sure, it could really be any wa-,

No. It’s in the direction of the hut.

There’s… there’s a lot of goblins appearing from just beyond it. I can smell them. It smells as thou...

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Oooh, nice! Now that I think about it, I haven’t checked my stats in a while…

<Top—Status—Community>

<PrissyKittyPrincess

Human Level 11

Strength: 19

Agility: 25

Stamina: 29

Magic Power: 20>

There it is. Not too shabby, if I have...

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As I have come to learn, a good sneak attack is worth more than any ally. Dropping down from above and biting and tearing up the level six’s throat quicker than she can even try to scream is so effective it’s almost scary. In seven seconds flat, she’s dead.

<You have learned:

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<Goblin (Lv.7)>

There’s a goblin standing right there, by the entrance to the woods. He’s holding a torch and nothing else, and I’m pretty sure it’s a guy because of the mane and the build. To preface, I didn’t exactly have time to put the goblin’s head into my inventory b...

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One of them is silently weeping, and the other is staring unblinkingly at the third one that pissed itself. It’s almost a little funny, I mean, they’re just mob enemies. Is this another test of one's resolve? If that’s the case, then it’s really not needed.

Standing up from my hunch...

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Awestruck, staring at the stars, I completely forget about the fact that I could smell smoke. Hm. Smoke. Stars are fire, but where’s the smoke? Isn’t that weird? Don’t you say no smoke without fire? How strange.

…Oh, yeah, smoke!

Smoke, smoke, smoke… Ah, there! A pace or so ...

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<You have learned:

Butcher Lv.4>

My first attempt is, uh, not quite a success. But halfway through the skinning part, after I’d grown desperate enough to use my teeth, I got this skill, so, uh, semi-success, I guess?

<You have learned:

Fang Lv.1>

And th...

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Normally, when you kill something in a game, it drops what it owns. But if I did that now, it might not drop its stuff. Let’s see here… A set of clothes that are too big, a small pouch of colourful rocks that seem to be painted, a letter written in a language I can’t read, a crudely carved ...

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Oh, uh, um, I was just, ah…

He takes a step towards me and with an agility I didn’t know I had I pull out the final bit of the sword, leaping through the air and forming myself into a ball as I do, hitting the ground in the perfect fetal position.

And from a worm’s perspective, ...

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I feel it before I smell it. Soft grass beneath my bloody, bare feet.

I smell it before I taste it. A waft of pollen in the air, fresh flowers, earth.

I taste it before I hear it. The slightest hint of fresh fruit, touching my tongue before fluttering away.

I hear it before I se...

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By searching around on the community boards, I’m quickly able to find the following post. I don’t know how trustworthy it is considering that it was uploaded by these guys, but, you know. Still.

<OrthodoxPox[F3]: Information From

The Guild Of Representatives.

It has recen...

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He and his lies must be quelled! Now that I’ve beaten the second floor, I will waste no time to disprove his falsities and explain how best to defeat this floor!

Like a wrathful God, I get to typing.

<PrissyKittyPrincess[F3]: a REAL guide

2 floor 2 (BY A REAL GAYMER NO H8ER...

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The very second I reappear in the lobby, I fly to my feet.

My eye twitches.

WHITE. There is WHITE all around me. WHITE pillars, WHITE floor, WHITE sky…

It makes my stomach flip. But, thankfully, now, I know just how to deal with it.

I’m so happy Bleeding Protection doe...

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I’m not at home anymore. Mum isn’t here.

Dad isn’t here.

Sis isn’t here.

They don’t care about this.

They never cared, because

they don’t love me,

and they never have.

They hate me and

I hate them.

“And the new World Champion of<...

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No, it isn’t just a door, it’s… It’s my door.

But we moved out of that house when I was like nine, why would…?

<You have learned:

Heat Tolerance Lv.10>

<You have learned:

Heat Resistance Lv.1>

Yeah, that’s… man, it is...

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With a strange sort of worldwearyness, I return to eating flowers. I can deal with the poisonous and hallucinogenic ones pretty well, but some cause really exotic symptoms that my resistances basically have to work together to counterattack. Lady number 667 has a nerve toxin that makes y...

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<Top—Status—Community>

<00:37:37

Day 61>

<The fourth attempt will begin in

29:23:23:23>

I raise my eyes from the clock. In front of me, a near-endless path overgrown with flowers of all sizes and colours stretches out. I’d better get to it, th...

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My sister stands in front of me. She’s crying. I say something. She cries harder. Mum comes in and hugs her. She doesn’t hug me. It makes me say something else. Mum makes a conflicted face. I don’t say anything after that. My sister say...

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When I appear once more, the world is in colour. Beautiful, nuanced, exotic, intricate, wonderful, Faustian colour.

I am in a large pass, right in the bowels of a tall ravine, taller than the hill, too tall and too steep to climb. High above, the blue, blue, blue, blue sky smiles down at me...

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There’s a long pause in the chat as they obviously deliberate my very serious injustice, and another minute or so passes most likely as one of them hurries to fix this most grave of offences, possibly by executing the offending parties.

Another minute goes by.

<JustAPrankBro[F5]:...

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<OrthodoxPox[F3]: Always happy to hear it,

PrissyKittyPrincess. I will invite you in just a moment,

and I hope to see you in the chatrooms soon.

Thank you for the audience,

Hell Representative.

By the way, do you have a

name or title you would rather be refe...

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<Time Until Floor 2 Opening:

28:23:59:59>

So it really did circle all the way back to a month, huh? Well, it’s not like I can die in the lobby, so who cares. With a wave of the hand, the window disappears. I look back at the normal window.

<Top—Status—Community>...

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Checking a few of the other threads yields the same results. A lot of questions, very few concrete answers. How many floors are there? “Eat a boot.” Which starter weapon is the best? “Whichever your mum prefers.” How do I effectively get stronger? “Go die.” In other words, it’s a ve...

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Isn’t that, uh, really overpowered? Like, that’s the kind of skill that’d get nerfed in the next patch because of all the complaints! Fetal position blowover…

Um… Do I really have to go into the fetal position to use it? I mean, isn’t that a bit, I dunno… pathetic?

<<...

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I awaken with a startle.

Wh-, where am I?! Did I win? Did I kill the leopard? Did I greet him?!?

Haah, haah, haah, haah…

This is… This is the lobby, right? Yeah, with that eternal whiteness and the pillars and the…

—My body. My body feels fine. It-, it even feels g...

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That’s… That’s good… Yeah… I’m strong now… Way stronger than a leopard… Eat my ass, feline miscreant…

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<PrissyKittyPrincess

Human Level 6

Strength: 9

Agility: 15

Stamina: 16

Magic Power: 16>

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<Wolf (Lv. 7) [BOSS]>

My internal mental processes speed up into a blur.

According to the clear conditions, I don’t have to defeat these creatures. I just need to get to the top of the hill. If I run with all my might and get to the jagged rocks they will no longer be able to ...