'Not that I don’t enjoy the whole ‘scared little thing’ routine, but right now I need you to hear me. Because when it comes to business, I don’t like to repeat myself.'
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So, here you are. Home. Or as other people would call it - the park. This is it. ...
2018-08-27 14:41:20 +0000 UTC View Post
'Be kind? What's that, like, your mantra or something?'
...
So, she's still here.
Here in your house. The very house she broke into, with the full intention of stealing your possessions.
And yet here she sits, in your spare room, in your spare bed - comfy as you like.
So, because of the collective and amazing efforts of my family I am going to be able to come back full time, Teacups. We have worked so hard, and thankfully my amazing person is back on the road to recovery!
As such, my first upload back will be tomorrow with the latest chapter of 'The ...
2018-08-26 16:59:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone,
So, I had a thought:
To help ease this dry spell, would you guys like to be more involved with the writing of the scripts? Do you have a script you'd like me to bring to life? Maybe a concept idea that no one's brought up? Or perhaps you'd just like more updates on w...
2018-08-20 09:41:35 +0000 UTC View Post
'I think without you, it is very likely that I wouldn't be happy.'
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The world is more immediate now then it has ever been. Constant updates, reports, perspectives on the everyday doom and gloom. But at least she's here to shake her head with you.
...
As suggested by...
2018-08-20 08:04:36 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups.
So, I would really appreciate it if you could follow these links and report this reddit user:
Reddit User:
https://www.reddit.com/user/vs116450
TeacupAudio Copyright post:
'It's okay. I got you.'
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After a truly bad day, nothing is more welcomed than a night on the couch with your girl.
...
As suggested by some of you lovely patrons, I've decided to release some of the audios that the higher tier's commissioned and make them accessible...
2018-08-14 13:07:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups,
So, Patreon is experiencing some problems with processing your payments. As such, some patrons cards are getting declined.
Here is the link to their official statement on the matter here: 2018-08-02 21:54:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Here safe and sunny!
Thank you for all your kind messages, Teacups.
Hope the summer is treating you all!
Love,
Teacup
So, I'm gonna be catching a plane tomorrow to start my vacation! I truly apologise for not getting the July Audios to you before I leave, but after hearing all of your positive reassurance, I really do feel that a rest will give me the time to unwind and then come back stronger. I honestly just want...
2018-07-24 19:44:08 +0000 UTC View Post
'I like what I like. Sober or Shit-faced.'
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It's the weekend. Time to party with your friends. Even for mister sensible.
The club is packed and she starts to lose her composure.
You take her outside for some air, or rather she drags you by your arm, all the while pr...
2018-07-20 22:04:58 +0000 UTC View Post
'You're not just an introvert, you know. You're you. And you know what, you are bloody brilliant.'
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One for all the wonderful introverts who sometimes don't see how valuable they are. You guys are honestly brilliant. You are smart, you are sensitive, and y...
2018-07-20 10:49:36 +0000 UTC View Post
So, I got the confirmation letter today.
My P.O. Box is open and ready.
I'd just like to say that there is absolutely no obligation to send me anything. You Patreon Teacups do so much for me, and I am so grateful to you all.
I got the P.O. Box simply because it was sug...
2018-07-19 11:52:19 +0000 UTC View PostYou're at a fancy house party. The wine is flowing, the food is divine, but your girl looks more tempting than anything.
You tug her away for a walk in the gardens, and suddenly you realise that no one can see you. You're alone.
Just you and her, and the space to relieve some te...
2018-07-17 13:31:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Starting on the 23rd of July I will be taking my annual vacation for two weeks!
Until then I’m gonna be pumping out as much content as I possibly can (including the monthly audio rewards and the second erotic audio)!
I just wanted to make an announcement so that you all kn...
2018-07-16 20:40:26 +0000 UTC View PostSome lovely person commissioned a longer continuation of 'The Charming Thief' audio reward and agreed to let me share it with all of you.
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Wouldn't you believe it... a thief in your house?
A strange, little thief.
And yet oddly, so oddly, you c...
2018-07-13 18:52:47 +0000 UTC View Post'You don't have to share anything you don't want to... but, I want you to know I will never reject you.'
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There are things you hide about yourself: cuts, scars, imperfections.
You cover them up, lock them away in shame.
You feel suffocated with it.
You want to fee...
2018-07-10 15:47:45 +0000 UTC View Post
This is just a quick message to say a massive thank you to the people who pay their pledges.
Seriously, you have no idea how grateful I am. I may not always get it right, I am technologically in over my head (seriously, I'm an old woman), but I really do try hard for you guys beca...
2018-07-05 12:38:35 +0000 UTC View Post
You've picked the movie, the fire is crackling away, and you're both sat on the couch like an old married couple.
But she's doing it again.
Internally diaologuing, running through every scenario, trying desperately to work up the courage to do what she wants.
You let her, of course, sh...
2018-06-26 12:38:11 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t even describe how blessed I feel.
Thank you so much, Teacups.
Let’s keep growing, sharing and reaching further than before.
All my love,
Teacup
FOLLOW THE LINK TO THE ARCHIVE:
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/folders/1esv0DRzWl7ZOi7-yKeoROcTglcH2FZlw
All Patreon exclusive audios, all in one place, all for...
2018-06-23 14:48:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Updated and ready for your listening pleasure.
Simply follow the link and enjoy the content.
Also, I will be adding all the other audios to the link very soon. That way you can flick through all the Patreon content like a handy little archive.
Hope this helps. Just want to make y...
2018-06-23 09:49:30 +0000 UTC View PostLINK TO PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/asmr-erotic-best-16837310
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'No, I'm not uncomfortable... I just... I mean, you really want to?'
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So, I remembered thi...
2018-06-22 18:43:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m working hard on the monthly audio rewards, and something extra spicy and special for you all.
In the mean time, please enjoy my daily, nonsensical thought processes!
All my love,
Teacup
'I mean this is kind of weird, but...It's made with love so you have to like it.'
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Another long day over with.
You've just stepped in the door when you feel your phone buzz.
An email - from her.
You tap it open to see no message, just a video.
Well, better ch...
2018-06-18 13:16:26 +0000 UTC View PostGonna be releasing a kind of raw ASMR audio soon, Teacups.
Barely edited, no re-takes, focusing purely on relaxation. The audio will still be a roleplay, but based much more on my own personality. The basic premise is that your girlfriend, who lives in a different state, has made and sent you a pe...
2018-06-18 09:36:52 +0000 UTC View Post
1. Shy and Needy
2. It's Really You (Meeting for the First Time)
3. Pirate Queen
4. The Blind Woman Across the Hall
5. What the Hell is TeacupAudio? (Memory Loss) (4th Wall)
Thank you all for voting!
All the audio rewards will be uploaded here on Patreon ne...
2018-06-15 14:34:30 +0000 UTC View Post
