Food and gold
Added 2024-04-23 08:14:40 +0000 UTC
Tangerines usually grow in a warm climate, in the north such plants will quickly die. But a small drop of forest magic and the beds bloom in any season.
It doesn't matter that it's summer, but without magic, they definitely wouldn't have lived to mature.
The girl went a little too far with magic and instead of a small tree, a real oak tree grew, on which tangerines bloom. And so it will do!
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If someone has played the old Heroes of Might and Magic 3 game, then you probably remember this dragon. The highest speed (after phoenix), the largest health reserve (among urban units), invulnerability to magic, high damage, etc.
I took a chance to illustrate this dragon:
- The dragon! We have big problems!
* The girl reluctantly distracts from her important occupation and lazily looks at the Hero with her red eyes*
- Oh, my God... What happened?
- With us... We have a problem!
- Yes, yes, I understand. What kind of problems are there?... Are they worth distracting me?
* The hero swallowed nervously*
- I need to hire you urgently. It's going to be a tough fight...
- You know the rules, 4000 coins and 2 heaps of sulfur ahead, and so be it, I'll let you use this strong, protected from any magic body...
* She coquettishly strokes the hard black scales with her hand*
- Now, now...
* The hero is rummaging through his pockets. There is money there, but no sulfur*
- Listen, I don't have any sulfur for you...
- Well, then get out!
- Stop! Can I give you crystals or gems? They also shine beautifully.
- No! You know the rules! I want sulfur!
* The girl turns away and makes smoke rings again*
It seems that she has lost all interest, but the Hero does not intend to give up.
- Why do you need sulfur at all? What are you going to do with her?
- Well...
Without distracting herself from exhaling smoke, the girl lazily answers:
- Sulfur looks like gold. It's also yellow and I like that.
- You have a lot of sulfur! We've already paid you so many times, and you're just hoarding our gold and sulfur here! Why do you need all this?!
- Oh, I need it!
The hero is completely desperate. His castle, people, artifacts and his head are at stake. But a clever idea came to this head.
- What do you think will happen if you are captured by necromancers? What will they do to you?
- Well, I hope they have 2 extra piles of sulfur and 4,000 coins somewhere...
- Are you serious now?
- Do I look like the troglodyte buffoon I ate?
How greedy she is!
- Actually, they will turn you into a skeleton dragon and you will serve them until you die!
- Well... sounds good!
- ...
- My girlfriends told me that such gatherings happen very often in the vampire mansion that it's a sin to miss!
- ...
- Just imagine, blood-hungry vampires will lick every bone in my body...
Her greed and disinterest knew no bounds!
- Listen, who built a cave for you where sulfur is mined?
- You...
- And who built the cave with the red dragons?
- You...
- And who improved this cave, for which they had to rob poor peasants, seize caves with sulfur, find and bring the holy Grail here?
- Well, you too...
- Well?...
- Well?...
- Will you help me?
- 4000 gold, 2 heaps of sulfur!
- What an ungrateful lizard you are!
- That's why I have money and sulfur, but you don't...
All the trumps have been used. The damned lizard does not want to survive at all, nor to thank the Hero in any way.
But there is something...
The hero takes a small bottle out of his bag.
- Look what I have. Do you know what it is?
- Yes, of course! This is the legendary Vial of Dragon Blood. The best artifact for dragons, which...
* Sold out! +20,000 coins*
The girl gets up in panic and horror. Her face is distorted by fright and it hurts the whole universe
- NOOO!!! What have you done! My +5 attack and defense! Nooo!
- Well! Now I have the money to buy sulfur.
The hero is immediately brought two carts with sulfur, which are poured out by troglodyte workers into a large pile with sulfur.
- Here, that should be enough!
The hero throws the girl a large purse of gold, which falls into a pile of money. Coins from the wallet are scattered to the sides.
- All right...
The girl burns a purse of coins and lies down with her breasts in the red-hot coins and smiles in bliss.
- Well, will you help me now?
The girl quickly gets up on her hind legs and says with a confident face:
- Who should I kill?
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Netaimori is an extremely unusual type of dinner. The food is placed on a naked girl. This time, dinner is at an expensive restaurant, and today there is a fish menu.
You can't think of a better place than this restaurant to discuss serious business with serious people.
It is believed that a meal from a naked body is much more nutritious and healthier than from a regular table. Since these are quite serious people, they even cooked real koi carp for them, which are a very expensive delicacy.
お食事をお楽しみください
(Enjoy your meal!)
