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#1026 BelowDeckMed: Lukewarm Reception

There's drama all over the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean."  First, Travis gets wasted at a fancy resort and acts like a total idiot.  Then Joao shames Aesha and somehow excuses himself with talk of honesty and elephant bones.  And then finally Anastasia's food succumbs to an arctic chill that exists between the galley and the dining table.  What a time to be alive!  Oh, and the police show up too!

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#1026 BelowDeckMed: Lukewarm Reception

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Well, it wasn’t that she got beat by an elephant bone but last season, Joao mentioned being chased by a rhino, which is some crazy shit that one does not hear, like, ever, in life. Ben responded EXACTLY as I did when I watched it on my own by saying “Why were you fucking with a rhino?”. So, with the “elephant bone” revelation, Ben says, “why was an elephant bone in play?”, which was HILARIOUS! I know that South Africa was economically destroyed by the effects of apartheid but... goddam!!! It sounds like Joao grew up in the fucking bush for real!

R. Simone

Joao’s story about his mom getting attacked was horrible but just like Ben, I had a hard time not laughing when he said she was hit with an elephant bone! I mean what!?!! 😳

Marion Morris

I’m sorry but that audio clip of Capt Sandy shouting “IT’S THE POLICE!! “ was hilarious! Just every charter is a shit show. I love it. Good stuff.

R. Simone

OMG! LMAAAAOOOO I swear, I thought she was a part of the extended Crappens universe ala Trixie Monocle and Geraldine Parsons Smith.

R. Simone

Aunt Tiby is the Antibes lol

Sandra Duran

You know what? Aesha plays around but she handled Joao with dignity, maturity, and clarity. Good on her. And Joao says that she reminds him of his mother but he’s called her “whorish” and just said that she looks like a Russian prostitute. Um...how does he talk to his mom? His home invasion experience seems like it was absolutely awful but WHAT in the hell does it have to do with Ayesha’s outfit?

R. Simone

LMAO WHO the fuck is “Aunt Tibby”? I just....I’m choked up. I love you guys.

R. Simone

I would love to hear you guys do Padma as a charter guest judging Anastasia's cooking

Sandra Duran


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