Viscera Cleanup Detail - Update #1

Thanks for the feedback on this poll. I hadn't expected Viscera Cleanup Detail to be so popular. Thanks for casting your vote.

As a result, I've started the cutting phase for the next bullshittery video in the form of Random Viscera Cleanup Detail (part 1).

And thanks for the feedback in comments and Twitch emails. I went through them all and they were very helpful. There were some words of wisdom repeated a few times: that I should probably pick up the pace a bit with the Womble's Soapbox - DayZ Standalone before any of the points are made irrelevant by future updates. As a result, after this bullshittery, I'd like to focus on parts 6 and 7 if that's cool. I need to get back on track with them.

Regarding Viscera, I have the following challenges to overcome in the next few days: 

• a.) I did a pretty poor job of recording exactly where the funny moments are at the time. I normally keep a notepad and write down all the bits that made me laugh. But it was so fast paced I couldn't really do that. Meaning I'm going to have to re-watch each stream in full in order to cut out the appropriate parts. 
• b.) There are 3 different games sessions with wildly different ZF members. The first two games featured five to seven of us in the same game. And are more open slapstick, tripping over buckets and causing the server to crash  from our idiocy (twice). The third session was just me and Cyanide, during which we poked the game world carefully while exchanging thoughtful and philosophical banter about each other's mums.

Therefore, my objective over the next couple of days, is to cut a complete ten minute bullshittery video from these sessions. Perhaps it'll be more appropriate if made into two parts? Or maybe one bigger video? Or perhaps pick the best bits from both. I'll have a play and see which is funnier.

Will keep you updated :)