Stepford Magazine: Patricia's Story: 4
Added 2024-08-16 02:14:26 +0000 UTCStepford Magazine: So, everything was fine at home and work?
Mr. Wilson: Not… entirely. Patti still had ambitions and she wasn’t satisfied with just being in my house…
Stepford Magazine: Really?
Mr. Wilson: No, in fact she was eager to contribute to the household in a way only a woman could…
Stepford Magazine: And what did you think?
Mr. Wilson: Well, after bending her over the living room table to get some needed relief, I had to admit her position made sense.
Stepford Magazine: It did?
Mr. Wilson: Certainly. It was only right that I made my acquisition formal. That’s why I took her as my bride. Granted, Patti understood that it wasn’t an exclusive relationship. She can’t be at work all the time, especially well, let’s just say that Patti’s biological clock is ticking and she wants me to put a bun in her oven as quickly as possible.
Stepford Magazine: I saw pictures of the wedding. Quite a dress.
Mr. Wilson: Patti wanted everyone to see what I was getting, and who am I to deny a little wifey?
Stepford Magazine: (laughs) Of course not. She’s not the only one, is she?
Mr. Wilson: Not at all. In fact, by the end of the year, I think every manager and board member will be carrying their own little addition. Like Patti said, it’s their destiny.
Stepford Magazine: Thank you for your time, Mr. Wilson, and don’t forget next month we’ll have an interview with Mark Whyte, on handling the new Flu going around!
