Magic Puff! (Infinite Ending)

It arrived in the mail just this morning. I am now a proud owner of my very own supply of Magic Gas! It’s basically just some of that safe and breathable regular type of air that magically multiplies upon any type of exposure. One simple dab of air spray from one of these canisters will be enough to fill up a beach ball. So this is not something you would want to take directly.

Unless, of course, you'd want to be blown up like a balloon!

The canisters are about as tall as I am and have a press-and-hold type of button on top, so I have to find something to hold down the button to make sure I get all the gas. I decide to use one of my walls in my living room. I take the nozzle of the canister and connect it with an air hose, then put the hose’s other end in my mouth. Then I lay the canister down and push it towards the wall, allowing the button to be held. Soon, I’m able to feel the Magic Gas entering my body.

The gas flows into my belly, but multiplies throughout the rest of my body. First, my belly starts to noticeably stretch in front of my eyes, and after a few seconds, my butt and chest follow suit. I can also feel myself starting to puff up all over. It becomes hard for me to keep my balance, and I fall and bounce a little on my butt. Around this point, I start to lose mobility in my arms and legs as they begin to blow up as well. All I can do now is grow bigger and bigger.

Soon enough, I become so big, my belly can touch the living room ceiling. The canister is depleted, but the Magic Gas is still filling me up, and it all feels so nice.

I keep swelling and rounding up, filling inch after inch of the room with every passing second. By now, I’m a full sphere with divots for limbs. I can feel my head, hands, and feet sinking into my own body, which grows to fill every corner of the living room, then busts through the ceiling. I soon start to fill up every floor and corner of my own house before I bust right out of it. My divots disappeared in the process, so I’m a full, complete sphere now. Deeper and deeper I sink into my body as it blows up even larger, casting a shadow over half the neighborhood.

I happen to love being blown up like this. I’m even surprised that I can handle so much air. I want to push my luck and keep inflating, so big I can become bigger than everything imaginable.

I’m soon about to get my wish. The Magic Gas inside me suddenly starts to multiply with tremendous speed and force, causing me to balloon up bigger and faster than before. My eyes widen in excitement as my head sinks ever so deeper into my massive body, soon about to be the biggest thing out there. Now there are no signs of me ever being a human to begin with.

I continue to grow, soon outgrowing the neighborhood, then the city, then the state, then the country. It isn’t long before I become so big, I reach the stratosphere, allowing the atmospheric pressure to do its work. My body swells to outgrow the Earth, then it outgrows Jupiter, then the Sun and everything in our solar system combined. It grows bigger than the galaxy. It grows bigger than every galaxy. It keeps growing, and growing, and GROWING. And before you know it, I’m in a silent white area of infinite space, with a tiny black dot that is the universe in the center. My body had blown up bigger than life itself.

And within that unimaginably enormous body, there is a face of a human with huge, overinflated cheeks, and a big smile hiding underneath it.