The Inflatable Couple

Valentine’s Day has just arrived, and this year, I have something special in store. I saved up to buy a first-class private room just for the two of us. It’s tall and wide enough to fill up half a parking lot.

But that’s just the beginning.

You arrive just to see me in my flexible pajamas, and I can see you wearing the same thing. “I am so, SO glad you’re here,” I say to you.

“I’m glad to be here,” you reply. “This is one nice pad you saved up for. What’s the occasion?”

“Well, since we’ve gotten to know each other for a long time now, I decided to give you something special.”

“Well, this room certainly feels special…”

“This is only part of it,” I say as I approach you. You just look at me with a confused look on your face. Then I grab you by the cheeks. “Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.” I take in the deepest breath I could manage, then before I exhale, I kiss you on the lips.

And before you realize what’s about to happen…

*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

I start blowing into your mouth. Your body shoots out in all directions as I fill you with air, and you are completely caught off guard, too. I then take another deep breath and blow into you.  Then a third. And just like that, you are now a big ball, who grew three extra feet, stretching your pajamas, and limbs turned to divots.

“Mmph…so…full,” you murmur through your bloated cheeks.

“Aw, you look so cute all blown up like this,” I say to you as I admire your balloony body. “But I’m sure someone as healthy as you can hold in much more.”

I grab your cheeks again, preparing to inflate you again, but now you’re starting to figure out what I’m doing. “Alright,” you whisper to yourself, “if you insist on playing like that…”

I kiss and blow into you yet again, but before I could take another breath…

*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

This time, YOU inflate ME. You blow most of the air I blew into you into my body, making me balloon up and stretch my pajamas. Now I am the big ball, who is slightly bigger than you were a moment ago, while you have shrunk down to a muffin top.

“Oh, goodness,” you say sarcastically. “It appears a sudden blowback has thrown a wrench in your plans. Now how do you suppose that happened?”

“So arrogant…”, I muffle through my own cheeks, “but if it’s a show-off you want, then challenge accepted!”

With your mouth still in reach, and while you prepare another deep breath, I kiss and blow most of the air I have back into you. My body shrinks as yours grows again, now bigger than I previously was. And while I inhale, you blow most of what you have back into me, making me grow bigger than you just were while you shrink. The same pattern continues for  the next few minutes. I blow some air into you, you blow some air into me. I grow, you shrink, I shrink, you grow. It keeps going back and forth between us until we are both two big, perfectly round balls, both of us the same size as almost half the exceptionally spacious first-class private room. And now, as we both ready one last deep breath…

*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

We blow as hard as we can into each other’s mouths simultaneously. Our bodies grow at the same rate, filling up a few more square feet of the room. Both our cheeks turn red as we are just near the verge of passing out, and as we use the last bits of energy we have left in our lungs…

*FFPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

We both deflate through our mouths and start to shrink down to size. Our pajamas are only a little stretched out from the competition. Both of us fall asleep as soon as we finish deflating. We wake up minutes later to see each other lying on the floor face to face.

“Man, what a rush”, you say after yawning.

“I’ll say,” I reply. “Honestly didn’t think our lungs would be so powerful.”

“Kind of wish all of that would have lasted a little longer, though.”

“Well,” I smirk, “who says we can’t do it again?”

You smile, knowing exactly what I was thinking.

With synchronized deep breaths, we blow and inflate each other once again. This time we take it much further, up to the point where we’re sunk foreheads deep into our bodies, and our divots dissolve and disappear. At this point, we’ve also become so big we filled up the entire private room, top to bottom.

“You weren’t kidding,” you say. “This truly is something special.”

“Told ya you wouldn’t be disappointed.”

With that, we kiss each other once more.

*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*