Earlier, someone asked me 'What's Dirk's deal', because thus far, I've only shown him to be a domineering sex maniac. Well, I've put a bit of thought into it and decided to start with giving him a job. Dirk is a security guard! He hates his job, probably wanted to be a cop but failed an entrance exam or something.
I've also decided Dirk has a thing for dancing, but it embarrasses him and doesn't like to talk about it. I'll do something with that in the bonus rewards, maybe, which will come in a pack later this week!