FML DIY Contest #XI with Kris Williamson!
Added 2022-09-09 17:24:09 +0000 UTCThat's right. long time promised and finally fulfilled. Here is your opportunity to write Kris a FML episode. You know the rules. Dead line is September 2oth
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Scarred Sheetless: a halloween notebook ++ suggestion Kris is dared by a roomate to wear nothign but a sheet ghost costume at a costume party. all goes well til thru some circumstance like one of the following happens anything you want so long as we get nice shots of Kris's butt A. someone opens a window and a strong gust of wind blows the sheet off. B. kates husband is eager to trick or treat and needs a bag so he ask to borrow her sheet and removes it before she can say no. c. a drunk party goer tries the remove the table cloth without knocking anythign over gag but is so drunk he grabs the wrong cloth saying tada exposing her d. someone steps on the sheet exposing her as she walks forward. she says FML post credit is shes walking home and the wind blows the costume off revealing her butt against the moonlight leading to someone making theres 2 full moons out tonight gag
James Gordon
2022-09-20 00:54:20 +0000 UTCnotebook ++ concept: buns in the sun. kris has decided to work on her tan but doesnt have the funds for a tanning place. so she decides to do it on her front lawn when her neighbors are at work feeling cocky and wishing for an all over tan she removes her bikini laying on a towel butt naked. emphasis on her butt. evrythings going great til the mail carrier delivers the mail and compliments her nice buns. she blushes grabbing her bikini and runs off, FML. post credit. runs towards the house only to discover she locked herself out naked now covering her front calling the mail carrier back for assistence asking to borrow a phone to call a locksmith or roomate whos at work. the mail carrier helping her says "by the way you look perfect, no need for a tan" kris in an earnest way says thansk touched by this sentiment.
James Gordon
2022-09-20 00:42:47 +0000 UTCGLUE PRANK VO: So for the past 3 weeks my roommate and I have been involved in a prank war. We see several shots of various pranks between Kris and roommate such as: cling wrap in the doorway, opening up a shaken can of soda etc. VO: One day I thought of a perfect prank. I filled the shampoo bottle with glue so that when she came home to take a shower she would glue her hands to her hair. I know a bit mean but I think it would be funny. So I filled the bottle carefully with glue and got me a drink to wait for my roommate to get home. Well she never came home and I had one too many drinks that I passed out stone cold drunk drilling all over the place. VO: The next morning I woke up with a horrible hangover. I had to jump in the shower to wake myself up. I’m in the shower and start washing my hair with shampoo. Just then I remembered that the shampoo has glue in it. I just glued my hands to my hair and can’t get them out. We see Kris jumping out of the shower and running around the house naked trying to get her hands free from her hair. Suddenly she runs into her roommate, roommates boyfriend and his friend, coming in the front door. VO: Fuck my life! ROOMATE: Hey ah I brought over my boyfriend’s buddy to meet you. The end could have Kris sitting awkwardly trying to get to know the buddy.
Christopher H.
2022-09-19 23:03:00 +0000 UTCIt’s Dare to be bare At a party (Halloween, New Year,...) I let myself go a little bit more then normal. So we start to play Truth or Dare, everything was going great till I made the mistake to,say Dare. The next thing I know is standing naked outside, the dare: streaking around the block FML. (Exempel: https://youtu.be/M6TJF2r1G9E)
Brecht
2022-09-18 11:15:36 +0000 UTCTitle: calendar girl After discussing how to make money for charity, me and my friends settled on doing a calendar. I couldn’t wait to channel my inner-Helen Mirren. I showed up to the shoot early with only the photographer there and stripped down. (Cut to a surprised photographer who goes with the flow, cue montage of different calendar shots with comedic strategic objects covering the nudity) As I was about to do my final shot, my friends all arrived and were in total shock. Turns out a nude calendar wasn’t the plan. It was a pet calendar… Fml Post scene: All the girls go with the original girls idea anyway
bd37gc362
2022-09-18 08:58:34 +0000 UTCA tidy first impression: notebook ++ idea Kris is running late for her date and ask her lasy female roommate to help clean the apartment so it looks presentable when her crush comes by to stop in before they go out on there date. Kris is wearing nothing but a towel. The roommate reluctantly grabs a vacuum and starts vacuuming with the nozzle. Kris is in a panic very ocd over the roommate getting everything/needing a better vacuuming technique. Roommate gets frustrated essentially telling her if it matters she should do it herself Kris admitted the argument he knocks at the door. Kris panics because she isn't ready. Roommate without thinking says doors open. As Kris says no turning to face the door. The roommate accidentally vacuums off the towel Kris is butt naked before her date. We see her butt. Front view she strikes a pose covering her front embarrassed Then turns away mooning him and us the viewer again. He blushes complimenting her. She says thank you running off after struggling to wrestle the towel from the vacuum. Unable to do so. We see her cheeks as she runs off FML Post credit/end tag. After a beat roommate tells the guy she's probably ready her rooms down the hall. He opens the door seeing her bottomless/her butt again. Apologies but says "I must say I loving us meeting like this really takes the pressure off."
James Gordon
2022-09-18 03:36:30 +0000 UTCVO: So today after stepping on the scale I made a decision to start working out to lose a couple pounds. So the next morning I put on my spandex pants and workout shirt and started doing crunches on the floor. After I could do any more crunches I went for a jog around my neighborhood. While jogging I I waved hello to a couple of my neighbors. They stared at me like they never seen anybody jogging around here, Whatever! I returned home to see that the Amazon delivery guy had just dropped off a package at my doorstep. I bent over to grab it then turned around and waved at him thank you. Again he was staring at me too. I walk in and go to the bathroom to take a shower. When I get infant of the mirror I noticed that my pants had ripped in the back showing my whole ass, and I wasn’t wearing any underwear. I was mooning the whole neighborhood. Fuck my life. Wearing a robe Kris hears the doorbell so she goes to answer it and see’s the same delivery guy. Delivery Guy: Ummm I dropped a package at your door by mistake can you pick it up and hand it to me. Kris shuts the door in his face.
Christopher H.
2022-09-12 13:42:48 +0000 UTCFML Quickie idea: Memo to self (last submission I promise), in the style of an episode of Fleabag We see a shot of a large tree, we pan round slowly to see a nude Kris planning her next move Kris to camera: “memo to self, if you ever plan on skinny dipping, hide your clothes better. Otherwise you’ll end up in this situation Kris slowly sneaks around the trees using a large leaf to cover her bottom half. She notices she’s finally made it home and makes a run for it through the garden. She gets to the door to find it locked. Kris to camera: “second memo to self, have a spare key available at all times.” She runs round to the front door to try and open it. Only to be confronted by the police who arrest her for attempted breaking and entering and public nudity Kris to camera: “third and final memo to self. Keep your clothes on people”
bd37gc362
2022-09-12 10:01:00 +0000 UTCYes to all of that. Just make sure it's posted in comments of the announcement on here or on YouTube so we don't miss it. You may also email us at TalesfromFML@gmail.com
Notebook Entertainment
2022-09-11 04:05:37 +0000 UTCOur submissions here will be counted in the contest right? And we can submit more than 1 idea? Also if we win are we allowed to submit with other castmember diy in the future?
James Gordon
2022-09-11 03:53:31 +0000 UTCNice! It feels like it's been awhile since we've seen Kris in a FML, here's one idea I had: Title: The Nightmare Airbnb VO: Today, my husband and I had our first vacation in years. We booked an amazing Airbnb for the weekend, and when we got there the hosts were so friendly and welcoming. (Shows them walking up to the door with luggage in hand, knocking on the door, the hosts opening it up with big welcoming smiles and beckoning them to come in, taking their luggage, telling them to feel like its home). VO: We thought we had the house to ourselves but the hosts had other ideas... (Shows a quick montage of the hosts being involved with things they shouldn't: - hosts barging in and interrupting a nice romantic candle lit dinner, being loud and sitting down with them, and taking their wine without asking, cranking up the music and turning on the tv - shows the hosts getting way too drunk while Kris and her husband look uncomfortable VO: The final straw was when one of them barged in on me in the shower! (Shows one of the hosts walking into the bathroom nonchalantly to brush their teeth, meanwhile Kris is naked in the shower freaking out about them walking in on her) Kris: Ahhh! Get out! *Covers herself with her hands and scrambling for a towel* Host: Huh? *turns and looks at Kris* I don't see what the big deal is. Kris: Urh! Stop looking! *throws her towel at them and storms out of the bathroom* *The towel lands on the host's head, they shrug and go back to brushing their teeth* (Kris storms into the bedroom naked where her husband is playing on his phone) Kris: That's it! I've had it with this place! We're leaving! *The husband looks her up and down, then looks over to his right, then back at her*: Don't you want to get dressed first? *Kris looks to where he looked and sees the other host standing on the other side of the room*: Ahh!!! *She covers herself with her hands* VO: F**k my life Post credit scene: she ducks forward to grab her luggage and uses it to cover herself, while stepping backwards out of the room. *cuts to her outside on the deck going through her luggage to get clothes to wear* Kris: Lovely, the one place people won't see me, outside the house. *she hears a knock on the door by the deck* *she turns around and sees her husband and the hosts standing inside waving at her* Kris: Oh no not again... Post-post credit scene (mostly a joke referencing The Sleepwalking Dead :P) *Kris is naked in the middle of the woods now with her luggage, pulling it open to get her clothes* Kris: Finally, surely I can get dressed without someone peeping on me all the way out here. Sarah Cee steps out from behind a tree completely naked: Oh my gosh! You're a nude sleepwalker too?! Post-post-post credit scene: *Kris dressed at home looking at her phone* Kris: Wtf?! They left me a bad review on Airbnb! For being unfriendly and loud?! Are you kidding me?!
AfroEasySnack
2022-09-09 23:28:08 +0000 UTCTitle: (E)state (agent) of undress Narration: Today, i started my first day as an estate agent. I wanted to make sure I sold this house, so I showed up earlier to clean the entire place top to bottom. But while making lunch, I accidentally spilt sauce all down my dress. I still had enough time to I decided to throw it in the washer/dryer *strips fully naked I continued my cleaning, whilst nude. Right up until I heard the person I was showing round enter the house. They were super early, and the dryer still wasn’t finished and my clothes were locked in there. I heard them coming closer and my only option was to hide. *cue a scene of the person looking round the house whilst Kris narrowly avoids them using props to cover herself and finding new hiding places. They finish in the living room where Kris is hiding behind the couch. They pull out their phone and call their partner. Potential buyer: “Well the agent didn’t show up but this house is amazing, I say we buy it” Kris overjoyed leaps up bounding over to the buyer and hugs her and thanks her. Right up until she remembers her state of undress. She covers and apologises. “Well that’s one way to sell a house” FML
bd37gc362
2022-09-09 21:37:07 +0000 UTCTitle: Marco Poh-no VO: Today, my husband/wife and I had our first weekend together in weeks. So naturally we decided to play one of our sexy favourites… naked Marco Polo (Female character leaves the room to get ready, other male/female character begins to strip but is interrupted by a call, they are being told they have to go to work. Disgruntled they leave the house and shout to their wife that they have to go to the office… she doesn’t hear them.) Main female character reappears, totally naked and blindfolded shouting, “Marco”. She tiptoes around the house trying to find her non-existent partner. We see her slowly head towards a door that’s been left open by their partner leaving in a hurry, she wonders outside and before she realises the situation she’s in, the door closes behind her.) VO: my idiot of a husband/wife left the door wide open. (She takes off the blind-fold, panics and runs back to the locked door, she can’t open it and turns round, she finds a plant pot to cover her modesty.) VO: F**k my life Post credit scene: she scampers around outside trying to find a door or window to open, she finds one, only to be caught by either a neighbour or the police.) (Apologies for submitting this one again, will think of another one to compensate for my lack of originality)
bd37gc362
2022-09-09 18:11:06 +0000 UTC
