Top 3 Finalists for Kris's FML DIY Contest VOTE NOW

As announced on our last live stream, here are the top 3 finalists for Kris's FML DIY contest #11. Please vote for your favorite storyline below and we will produce the winner asap. We will do our best to make it YouTube friendly but if not, it has to be on Notebook+ DEADLINE IS OCTOBER 8TH 2022 

good luck and thank you to all who entered.      

"Calendar Girl"  Inspired by bd37gc362       

Today, I was visited by am amimal nonprofit asking my company to either make a donation or take part in their charity calendar. Well, I said “Say no more. I'm in!” You're gonna give me a chance to channel my inner Helen Mirren? Where do I sign? Well, I could. Not. WAIT and showed up to the photo shoot early and started spittin' ideas to the photographer while stripping down to the buff.   

 *Photographer is never given a word in edgewise and once she starts taking her clothes off, just shrugs and goes with it.      

CUT TO: Montage of various positions and humorous layouts as the photos are taken.       

Suddenly I heard a gasp from behind me. I turned around to find my fellow co-workers all staring at me in disbelief. Being the only one in the room without clothes, I was feeling a tad bit insecure and said “Why do you guys all have your clothes on? Jump in! The water is fine...once you get used to it!” …. “Because its a pet calendar.” Beth from accounting said...Suddenly I found my shame....FML

  "Home For Halloween" inspired by Rion Gordon    

Today, I decided since my husband and I finished all of our Halloween decorating early, I'd reward us by making dinner tonight. I set the mood and waited for him to arrive home with only an apron and a smile on...Of course, he'd be late, but I'm not mad! I heard his car pull in the driveway, ran to the door and...OH MY GOD HE BROUGHT HIS FAMILY!! I hid my shame against the wall as my entire extended family marched through the door! Luckily, they didn't seem to notice I had nothing under my apron, so I hugged the wall, trying to make it to the bedroom without further notice...and I would have gotten away with it too, until my clueless husband said "Hey honey, come join us in the living room!” I politely declined and edged my way farther down the hall. He didn't take the hint as he grabbed my arm, PULLING me toward the family room! I put up a good struggle, only to be launched into the living room landing face down...a$$ UP, in front of his entire family...FML 

  "Sticks to You"  inspired by Christopher H.    

Today, I FINALLY thought of the perfect revenge prank to pull on my idiot roommate who has been pranking me NON-STOP since we moved in together. 

      *INSERT PRANK MONTAGE      

So, I sneaked into her shower caddy and filled her shampoo with glue! I couldn't help but laugh with the thought of her hands being stuck to her precious perfect hair!    

 *BREAKS FOURTH WALL. “Okay, I know its mean. But her hair will grow back and her hands will heal....eventually...Oh, just gimmie me this one!   

  So, to calm my nerves while I waited for her to come home, I had a cocktail or two or five, I am not the one on trial here. Anyway, well I must have had five too many, because I regained consciousness to the sound of my phone alarm going off.  “OH MY GOD! I GOTTA WORK TODAY!!” OH  GOD MY HEAD!... kill me now. It hurt to even remove my clothes, but I can't go to work smelling like this! I had to hurry, so I grabbed the shampoo and gave my hair a quick.........THAT'S when I remembered I put glue in her shampoo bottle....I JUST GLUED MY HANDS TO MY HEAD!!....Somehow I managed to slide the shower door open and ran out of the bathroom and INTO MY ROOMMATE....Standing with her boyfriend....and apparently a friend for me....yay.....FML