FML DIY After Dark Contest w/Aly TOP 3 FINALISTS

The Real F Word by MrViscom78  

 Today, after months of telling myself “Its fine.” when my boyfriend under performs in life. I made the tough decision to cancel our plans to move in together. He's not a bad guy, but he's just not good either. Whenever he does something sweet, like opening a door for me...He always manages to find a way to ruin it...“Shake baby shake baby” He mumbles every damn time while staring at my ass...*sigh “But Its Fine.” I invited him over to meet my new roommate in hopes he would take the hint, Instead he got excited and said  “We're becoming a throuple?!” Next thing I know, he's holding the door open for HER! “Shake that money maker.” She laughed and said it was “Charming.” CHARMING? Look, I can admit when I'm jealous, and I was so not jelly over this FUCKING SLUT. “No, this is NOT FINE!” I yanked his ass into my bedroom and I rode him like a fucking slut on roller skates! This was the BEST SEX I EVER HAD with Him or ANYONE in my entire LIFE!! I Climaxed so hard I thought could fly!!....and how'd he ruin it?...He called out my roommate's name...The next night he did the same thing in the kitchen and an hour later in the closet and then in the shower, yeah...I've learned to live with it...FML       

Hotel N.U.D.E  by Brecht Declercq    

 Today, while on a business trip, I finally had some time for myself after being in meetings all day. All I wanted to do was get back to my hotel bed before having to be up and do it all over again...It was a very hot day and the evening wasn't much better. Trying to stay cool and comfortable, I slipped into my birthday suit, which felt so good under these nice ass sheets. Just as I was starting to fall a sleep, the room next to door blasted his TV volume! It startled me enough to fall out of bed! I stood up. Marched my naked ass outside my room to politely let the person know the volume was too high... “TURN DOWN THE GOD DAMN TV!!” (volume goes down, Aly say thank you) I returned to my room only to discover I had locked myself out!! Panic came over me as I poorly attempted to cover myself up and sneak my way to down to the front desk. I felt like I was on Mission Impossible, trying not to be seen. After many obstacles, I finally arrived in the lobby. Luckily for me, no one was around and the front desk was empty. I saw my spare key hanging right there! So, I took a chance and leaped behind the desk and snatched the key!! Only to hear the the hotel manager say “Can I help you Miss?”...I couldn't bare to turn around... FML      

The Guitar Hero Shark by AfroEasySnack 

   Today, I was doing what I always do with my free time and play retro video games with my best guy friend, who I definitely don't like and never had a crush on in high school....Anyway, there I was, letting him beat my ass in Guitar Hero when  suggested “we make it more interesting”... He was into the idea, and tossed around stakes of the monetary kind, but I knew that wasn't enough of a thrill for us, I was so confident in my skills, shit we've been playing this game together for years!...so I impishly suggested “$1,000 and the loser has to play a song naked!" "Guess I'll take your dignity too!" he spits back. “Ain't no shame in my game” I KNOW I had him. We played head to head. No holding back now!! And he did not. He whooped my ASS as I failed miserably!! “What the hell happened?? Did you hustle me??” I accusingly asked as I started to take my clothes off. He said, no. I just figured you'd want to play on expert with stakes that high.” Turns out, I had only “mastered” the game on easy....Of course he picked the longest in the game...Stairway To Heaven. 8 minutes of complete humiliation...Well played....FML   

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