A VERY Shitty Movie Night: Holiday in Handcuffs (2007)
Added 2020-12-25 03:09:53 +0000 UTC‘Twas the night before Christmas,
And none in the bar...
Not a patron was drinking,
From neither near or far...
So with 3 outta work ‘tenders,
Staying home and doing their part.
Decided to punish themselves,
With a film starring Melissa Joan Hart...
With a plot so thin
And lead character so insane
You should hang out and watch,
This flick rot their brain
So if you’d like a cinematic lump of coal,
With your friends before dawn
Follow the password protected link,
To hang with Dustin, Morgan and Sean.
🎄⛄️🎄❄️🎄⭐️🎄
Come watch us melt our noodles on this Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez starring turd!
https://vimeo.com/494541285
Password: MerryFuckinChristmasEveryone
Stay safe and sound and let’s put this son-of-a-bitching year into the ground!
We appreciate you all more than you could possibly know,
Xoxo & Happiest of Holidays yall,
Tank & House Burlington
