The Foreskin = DFF #282
Added 2020-10-10 00:11:26 +0000 UTCThe Penis Jacket, the Devil's Umbrella, The Turtleneck, the good ol' Sausage Collar... whatever you call it, one thing is clear, human beings have a complicated relationship with a certain part of the penis. Tonight, the boys will..peel back the layers of misinformation, the insanity, and the hilarity of Paul's favorite missing part of his penis. Tonight, the Foreskin gets DEEP fat a'Fried...
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My 2 family members who weren't circumcised had problems and needed to get it done as adults. My uncle's foreskin was shrinking up to the point where he couldn't pee anymore. It was grueling because he didn't have health insurance. I think a doctor ended up doing it under the table for him. Maybe it's just a genetic thing in our family but if I ever have a son, I'll have to argue with my wife to make sure he's circumcised.
DownrightSuperb
2021-11-20 11:26:00 +0000 UTCForgen is gonna regrow foreskins plus restoring increases sensitivity as if you were intact
Darth Slackious
2020-11-26 10:29:08 +0000 UTCYeah, I completely agree. Men should mutilate themselves and their children all so you can have a bit more pleasant.
Geniusego
2020-11-03 06:36:21 +0000 UTCWhat the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Helm Burte
2020-10-26 19:51:09 +0000 UTCUncircumcised is soooo much more pleasureable. (I’m a lady)
Jamesontickles
2020-10-19 20:41:53 +0000 UTCIt would be like calamari
Leumba
2020-10-19 02:49:44 +0000 UTCFor all you circumcised folks romanticising the uncut, be glad you'll never have to deal with snapping your banjo string.
Justin Knight
2020-10-15 03:46:43 +0000 UTCAh, one of the comparisons to other people that actually makes me feel like I won it big!
Gorehoundula
2020-10-13 19:20:20 +0000 UTCnext on earth: Doctors removing the bladder of babys due to the possibility of a yeast infection.
OiOiOile
2020-10-13 10:47:05 +0000 UTCSame
Calebmon Belac
2020-10-13 09:07:40 +0000 UTCDeep Fat Fried Foreskin! That has to be a delicacy somewhere in this crazy world of ours.
The 1st Church of Keith David Presents, Dr DisRespect's Careless Whispers
2020-10-12 16:56:06 +0000 UTCgotta catch em all
S Chattey
2020-10-12 12:46:37 +0000 UTCIts because its done to men. We have no movement fighting for mens rights that isnt full of rapists and incels.
S Chattey
2020-10-12 12:45:56 +0000 UTCYour country doesnt approve of genital mutilation on religious or cultural grounds? Sounds like barbarism to me.
S Chattey
2020-10-12 12:45:09 +0000 UTCThis episode almost made me cry. I can't believe my parents thought this was okay to do to me. 😟😭
Charles Houston
2020-10-12 09:56:01 +0000 UTCNobody cuts little children dicks in my country. The only thing that should be cut from human body is appendix.
Czech Republic
2020-10-12 07:51:17 +0000 UTCThis episode inspired me to text my parents and ask them why they would do this to me. I'm genuinely angry I want my foreskin back
NukeOhio
2020-10-12 05:45:28 +0000 UTCI live in Victoria! I"m a Victorian
Wayne Robertson
2020-10-12 00:34:52 +0000 UTCi want my foreskin back
Death hippy
2020-10-11 20:34:47 +0000 UTCYeah, because the conversation you have multiple times with someone you're considering breeding with is whether or not you want to mutilate the baby's gentiles. I would rather remind them not to fucking shit in the garden what the fuck.
Zeaxe
2020-10-11 16:41:42 +0000 UTCIt's amazing doctors still perform these routinely on babies. What other body parts do they remove as to prevent an infection that may never occur?
Pickled Fetus
2020-10-11 08:07:11 +0000 UTCWell, my boyfriend and I have had this talk a lot of times, but this definitely solidified my opinion. No fucking child of mine is getting circumcised until they're older and can make the decision themselves.
Katya
2020-10-11 07:46:50 +0000 UTCun-zip that flesh coat and embrace genital mutilation! 100% satisfaction guaranteed... you won't even know what your missing!
The Glue Boblin
2020-10-11 05:18:57 +0000 UTCI truly appreciate the shear poetic thumbnail, cheejay can finally shed yet another layer of the all encompassing 🍌 (all puns intended)
Tomagangi
2020-10-11 01:48:18 +0000 UTCI'm cozy as hell in my dick jacket
Frank
2020-10-10 22:12:59 +0000 UTCWhat is interesting about this is that I can't think of any other animal that would mutilate the very thing that helps it procreate.
David Cardew
2020-10-10 19:04:48 +0000 UTCIt's so strange that in a first world country there are still people who would be pro gentile mutilation...wtf?!
KOHP111
2020-10-10 16:37:25 +0000 UTCI actually can't sit through this one because I'm so pissed about mine getting removed.
BioFrozen
2020-10-10 16:31:26 +0000 UTCi'm cut and an achy, painful sting sounds pretty strange.
I got scammed by three neckbeards
2020-10-10 16:17:08 +0000 UTCSuch a disturbing practice. But even more disturbing are the signs encouraging it that students have posted on campus.
Sideris
2020-10-10 15:58:45 +0000 UTCI kinda wonder if the reason why my dick has such an achy, painful sting some days is due to the fact that I’ve been circumsized. I was growing more anxious that I had dick cancer.
Patrick Trindal
2020-10-10 15:20:05 +0000 UTCWhy is circumcision so popular in the United States?
Hieronymus
2020-10-10 15:07:13 +0000 UTCThe Bible's favorite collectible
Luke Winter
2020-10-10 15:00:30 +0000 UTCI’m not gonna look at bananas the same way again.
thepeasantchef
2020-10-10 14:32:17 +0000 UTCI'm haunted by my missing foreskin, it calls to me on the night it happened.
The Mollusk Rising
2020-10-10 13:31:47 +0000 UTCI'm not big into conspiracy shit, but there's definitely something more to this. One of the first things you experience coming into this world is ritual mutation of your sex organs. Think about that. The more attention you pay to this world the more you realise; we're not moving into dystopia, its already here, and has been for a while.
John Smith
2020-10-10 12:51:26 +0000 UTCvery funny puns at the end there lol
Over stuffed
2020-10-10 11:16:48 +0000 UTCMy dick hurts
Zion Smith
2020-10-10 10:08:11 +0000 UTCOf course. It has never been not barbaric
Jim Mc Nicholas
2020-10-10 09:49:36 +0000 UTCWhether you prefer it cut or not, doesnt it seem a lil barbaric still? Like cutting off part of a baby’s dick ritualistically? Idk, just seems weird to me looking at it thru that lens
Bishop
2020-10-10 08:43:48 +0000 UTCpole poll
Josh Jerome
2020-10-10 08:16:53 +0000 UTCOf all the myriad nicknames for foreskin, "pink sock" is not one. That's something a lot more gross and horrifying lol
Josh Jerome
2020-10-10 07:53:00 +0000 UTCWe need a poll for this episode, circumcised vs non circumcised
Notjustklownin
2020-10-10 07:35:59 +0000 UTCWe need a poll for this episode, circumcised vs non circumcised
Notjustklownin
2020-10-10 07:35:49 +0000 UTC"The audience is going to be split on this one" Phrasing, TJ.
Douglas Hesketh
2020-10-10 05:47:32 +0000 UTCYes Scotty, it's a Sulphur-Crested Cockatoo.
Cethlenn
2020-10-10 05:40:43 +0000 UTCRIP my foreskin.
Rai Maj
2020-10-10 05:30:52 +0000 UTCI have PTSD now.
Zero Divisor
2020-10-10 04:54:16 +0000 UTCDisappointed they didn't bring up "Foregen" there's actually a group working on trying to regrow foreskins via stem cells. Currently they're doing animal trials.
Eco Thunderbolt
2020-10-10 04:34:51 +0000 UTCPenn and Teller's Bullshit opened my eyes to this fuckery.
Krista Vaillancourt
2020-10-10 04:31:53 +0000 UTCPoured one out for your missing foreskin.
Krista Vaillancourt
2020-10-10 03:53:55 +0000 UTCOne skin, two skin, three skin...
Adolf of Londor
2020-10-10 03:48:40 +0000 UTCNow I feel validated as an uncircumcised
Graublut
2020-10-10 03:42:40 +0000 UTCSegmento has taken you all under her breasted wing. Sucking and lapping happily at the taut teat of your life source. This podcast is your birth rite, my greedy children.
Richard Moriarty
2020-10-10 03:36:04 +0000 UTCI knew a guy who could hold jizz in his foreskin. I don't know if he was just extremely talented or if that's common.
Krista Vaillancourt
2020-10-10 02:53:17 +0000 UTCWhelp fuck me bois. lol Thank you for this episode it disillusioned me pretty good.
Restitutor Orbis
2020-10-10 02:35:26 +0000 UTCThe content I became a patron for
Null
2020-10-10 02:16:12 +0000 UTCAnother nickname for foreskin: Rabbi Jerky
Shrunken Presence
2020-10-10 02:05:17 +0000 UTCfuc my penis hurts now :<
Zeaxe
2020-10-10 02:00:35 +0000 UTCI too am circumcised and also very angry. Us Hatless Horrors must rise and end the snipping!
TheBoxingCannabyte
2020-10-10 01:40:29 +0000 UTCCircumcision situation
Daniel LeBleu
2020-10-10 01:28:40 +0000 UTCfuck kikes
iamaphoney
2020-10-10 01:05:13 +0000 UTCUghhhhh as if I weren't depressed enough already I gotta hear about my inferior foreskinless dick.
El Barto
2020-10-10 00:41:35 +0000 UTChaha end me now
Zeaxe
2020-10-10 00:41:34 +0000 UTCcockatoo cockatoo never trust a jew♫♫♫
Zeaxe
2020-10-10 00:41:22 +0000 UTCI wish tj could deep fat fry my penis beanie and feed it to my wife while i jerk off Paul in front of the Pope
TheBoxingCannabyte
2020-10-10 00:36:50 +0000 UTCI wish the doctor would have taken the rest when he took my foreskin. =(
Jenna
2020-10-10 00:31:40 +0000 UTCo wow mail bepis
Zeaxe
2020-10-10 00:30:41 +0000 UTCFuck yeah
DPrather
2020-10-10 00:29:28 +0000 UTCA deep fat fried foreskin? Now that’s a hell of a take on pork rinds, and probably Keto-friendly too!
CheeseWizard
2020-10-10 00:25:29 +0000 UTCMan I open up the Patreon notification and I see the title and the picture and instantly laugh. This is why being a patron is worth it. Dis gon' be good.
Alex from PA
2020-10-10 00:22:14 +0000 UTCPaul I love your narrative voice. I had the biggest grin on my face right from the get go on this one.
Samtar
2020-10-10 00:21:21 +0000 UTCo..k scampers
Zeaxe
2020-10-10 00:19:44 +0000 UTCWhat the fuck TJ
Frank
2020-10-10 00:16:05 +0000 UTCI would make a foreskin joke, but it would go right over your head.
Austin Hewitt
2020-10-10 00:15:50 +0000 UTCOh wtf guy!
Jake Nicholson
2020-10-10 00:15:32 +0000 UTCLmao 😂 alrighty then
AlterEgoIII
2020-10-10 00:15:12 +0000 UTCA whole episode on dick skin... Im in!
Hayden Johnson
2020-10-10 00:14:55 +0000 UTCTime to learn about something I do not possess, and can never possess.
Cy Sil
2020-10-10 00:13:11 +0000 UTCLol penis jacket is a solid description of DFF anymore
damien glenn
2020-10-10 00:13:10 +0000 UTCI had to do a double take when I saw the notification
Soviet Stache
2020-10-10 00:12:58 +0000 UTCAh, another addition in the dick episodes
Venny
2020-10-10 00:12:27 +0000 UTCokay
mega
2020-10-10 00:12:13 +0000 UTC
