Mystery Gauntlet
Added 2024-02-28 08:46:54 +0000 UTCWe're just chilling...
Comments
Shut up and leave then.
WillTheProdigy
2024-10-19 14:22:56 +0000 UTCI want a scene in the Jeb movie where Jeb is on stage roaring applause all around him but then it zooms in and in the crow his parents are standing there staring at him not clapping or smiling, and all the sound of applause just go silent Jeb watches the crowd but he can't hear it because the only approval he wants is absent"
Devourlord Asmodeus
2024-10-10 03:09:16 +0000 UTCI've played both BOTW and TOTK. It is boring and easy. Paul was dead-on.
Moon Presence
2024-06-16 00:52:23 +0000 UTCGonna have to unsub from this patreon after learning i can only watch the new content on my phone...
Henlo_Corgo
2024-04-15 04:34:08 +0000 UTCPaul's video game takes are fuckin awful. BOTW is boring and easy..... Give me a fuckin break Would love to see him actually play through it and come to that opinion. You can only come to that opinion if you've never played it.
Cale Martin
2024-04-03 17:17:51 +0000 UTCThe first 15 minutes of this intro has been a roller coaster I fucking love it.
Bender
2024-03-21 11:17:34 +0000 UTCPaul using this all-knowing smugness like he knows everything about acting, plays and musicals and he doesn't know "This is the Moment" from Jekyll and Hyde the Musical and "Sit Down John" from 1776. These are well-known musicals that someone who talks with the authority of Paul should easily know.
Joshua Drew
2024-03-19 23:37:30 +0000 UTCHillary as a Hillbilly is Hillarious 😂
Wilhelm Frosch
2024-03-16 14:36:48 +0000 UTCHooray!! We get to use the player that crashes every half hour again... FFS, like Hillary wasn't bad enough already, now I have to reload the page and try to find where we left off every time. Well... Thanks for trying anyway.
Mike Sinner
2024-03-15 13:28:24 +0000 UTCHillary might not have become the first female president, but she became the first female gauntlet of DFF!
tyup
2024-03-13 22:32:33 +0000 UTCThis reminds me of that dream TJ said he had about Hillary getting ass implants during the 2016 election to appear to the youth
Coma White
2024-03-13 10:41:40 +0000 UTCTJ / Scotty: Who did your mom say you were related to as far as the Mormon Church goes? My spouse and I are curious about your relationship to the cult!
DudeistSloth
2024-03-08 18:29:32 +0000 UTCIt took a lot of weed and opium to get me through this, I don't know how I'm still alive after seeing those ungodly cheeks. Bill Clinton was a great reprieve though, and young Hillary would get it.
Sarah Flowers
2024-03-08 06:25:02 +0000 UTCLove the mystery gauntlet, but maybe the next one should be about mysteries. So it's a double whammy.
Kyle White
2024-03-07 22:25:57 +0000 UTCAll Hillary had to do was portray herself as a spitfire when she was on the stage with trump. A little fuckin passion please?
Arthur Wilber
2024-03-07 21:06:43 +0000 UTCClintmonk was one of the funniest things implanted in my head. Lol
jose nieves
2024-03-05 22:12:23 +0000 UTCI loved this Mystery Gauntlet, can't wait for the sequel
Dean Toledano
2024-03-05 11:37:49 +0000 UTCYou all act like Monica Lewinsky was some big catch just because she's thicc. She's cute and all but JFK aimed high, fucked every pretty lady within a 75 mile radius of the White House, probably some thiccies included in there!
Chloe413
2024-03-05 10:05:54 +0000 UTCYou guys were definitely losing your minds at the end lol
Mahy J
2024-03-05 02:50:35 +0000 UTCYeah I just went back and watched TJ's face light up at the Manson reveal, and then I fast forwarded to the Hillary reveal and TJ literally jumped when the first "pokemon go to the poles!" Dropped lmao
Yellow Curdled Ropes
2024-03-05 01:49:18 +0000 UTCHello there. You alright there, Hellothere?
Kyber
2024-03-04 02:36:34 +0000 UTCPaul: In my day, videyah games was haaaaaard.... lmao why do people have to be such gate keeping twats about everything?! They're fucking video games... I love the Souls games because I enjoy their world and environments, leveling up and collecting weapons/gear. Not because I'm obsessed with difficulty and the 'git gud' mentality of their toxic community. And you know what? Any other game I've played that allows me to select a difficulty, I ALWAYS choose the easiest. Because I don't give a shit. I just do and play whatever makes me happy, and don't care about anyone else's opinion. So go play tetris or some overly-difficult archaic shit while I enjoy the sweet, sweet eye candy that is FFVII Rebirth on easy difficulty.
HelloThere
2024-03-04 02:35:01 +0000 UTCI’m in the watuh in Cedar Rapids
Ace XINFAMY
2024-03-03 20:05:01 +0000 UTCI'm just chillin' in Cedar Rapids
Mugetsu
2024-03-03 18:48:56 +0000 UTCI wish I remembered the context of both those but I forgot and don't feel like digging through 6 hours to find it, if anybody had timecodes I do wanna see if the positions seem contradictory or not.
Devourlord Asmodeus
2024-03-03 07:52:24 +0000 UTCI would've thrown a Ricola at her.
Annie Shelton
2024-03-03 07:47:10 +0000 UTCglad paul read the room after last gauntlet, u did great with this one paul the manson fake out is an all time DFF moment
Mason petrozak
2024-03-02 17:32:07 +0000 UTCPaul is all over the place. He says that he doesn't want his freedom or liberties impacted to protect kids, and says it's not his job to be family-friendly, but then he wants this. I think the real reason he wants this policy is because he's salty about people he bans making new accounts and coming back into his streams, and that's the only reason.
Geniusego
2024-03-02 15:29:07 +0000 UTCVideogames good internet bad. Social media is what comic books were to boomers and what voilent videogamed were to gen x
pinkdog1992 .
2024-03-02 05:29:27 +0000 UTCI'm confused about your takes on wanting to censor the internet to "protect the kids". You were criticizing Hillary for her bs censorship pearl clutching but that same video you were talking about how we need mass censorship to our internet to protect kids.... yet I'm the same section you were saying how most kids played these bloody games and watched bloody and action movies and were fine. Then Paul's comment about Nintendo being the care bare section or whatever. There's a bipartisan push now called KOSA which would change the internet as we know it and it sounds like that's what Paul wants but he's always pushed against this kind of crap. He literally did in this same episode
Vendrick
2024-03-02 01:17:47 +0000 UTCDo the poop gauntlet next
Ben T Dick
2024-03-01 23:26:57 +0000 UTCSome of the funniest analogies ever
Electro-Pirate
2024-03-01 22:01:16 +0000 UTCThe vibes in this gauntlet were so fun. I’m glad that Paul is feeling and doing better, you can definitely see a difference in his demeanor and performance on the show.
Ryan Reed
2024-03-01 19:13:12 +0000 UTCMystery gauntlet is a better concept, would honestly prefer that because then you have creative freedom to "derail" the show. It could go back to a multiple topic show.
Juggalo_V
2024-03-01 16:49:17 +0000 UTCI was really hoping this would be 6 hours of Paul fucking with TJ and Scotty. Please make that a gauntlet for real. An actual real mystery gauntlet is such a cool concept and I am mad I got baited and switched into a Hillary gauntlet.
ounocat
2024-03-01 16:23:14 +0000 UTCYoutube always takes the gauntlets down so we have to suffer with the awful Patreorn player
Gilly
2024-03-01 16:22:45 +0000 UTCVegan pizza can be good if done right. The Venice style though, too hell with that vegan cheese. Poison.
Gary Czernick
2024-03-01 15:54:55 +0000 UTCDamn, it's another one exclusively in the Patreon video player. Looks like I'll have to download the audio version when I'm without internet service today.
Wanderlust Gamer
2024-03-01 13:29:04 +0000 UTCNever gonna see TJ again after he tries a knish.
Nicholas Montano
2024-03-01 08:53:22 +0000 UTC1:46:00 TJ and Paul's fetish.
Cockatoo in Sunglasses
2024-03-01 06:06:31 +0000 UTCI was seriously eating leftover cheese manicotti while listening to you three talk about Hillary Clinton's cheeks. It wasn't a good idea, but I stomached it all.
Kyber
2024-03-01 03:09:46 +0000 UTCWhy? There's truth that Nintendo is trying to make their games more family friendly and easier to play, but that doesn't mean they're bad games. The Legend of Zelda was never a hard game, but being stuck on what to do next was the only thing that made it challenging. I could even beat Ocarina of Time with three hearts only.
Kyber
2024-03-01 03:06:30 +0000 UTCDrew I think you might just be looking at the store page. This post you're commenting on is the video for patrons that all paid patrons have access to.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2024-03-01 02:58:44 +0000 UTCWell that's fucking ableist wtf colby
Delayed
2024-03-01 00:02:40 +0000 UTCLoved the mystery gauntlet. Can't wait for next one. Also can't wait for Rudy to kick the bucket so we can have a 24 hour Ghouliani gauntlet.
Micah Watts
2024-02-29 23:40:49 +0000 UTCFour hours in and still waiting for a Paul to flip the script
Austin Burgess
2024-02-29 22:38:16 +0000 UTCAnyone need a life insurance or mortgage protection situation?
EC
2024-02-29 20:54:57 +0000 UTCSome, yes, but not all. You aren't playing the right games if you think everything modern is hand holding. Ever play the Resident Evil remakes for example? How about Doom Eternal? Hitman WoA? Metro Exodus? I could go on but it seems that people here can't understand replies that are more than 3 sentences long.
Kyber
2024-02-29 19:12:16 +0000 UTCdamn TJ was totally glizzed out on that high middle age ergot bread witch doctor funk. Didn't expect that shit like its the spanish Inquisition.
freelocibin
2024-02-29 17:23:49 +0000 UTCAs a French-Canadian, I thoroughly enjoy both Jacques le French and Pierre le Cocq characters. I want Scotty to create a French character like … Henri le Phoque (pron. « Fuck »Yes. Seal in french is Phoque and it’s the same pronunciation as fuck)
Justin Milette
2024-02-29 16:45:39 +0000 UTCThere’s a price on all the gauntlets for me even though I am a $7 patron, is there a glitch?
Drew Hanak
2024-02-29 16:26:15 +0000 UTCchillin in cedar rabbits
Comofreak01
2024-02-29 16:22:04 +0000 UTCAll gauntlets are uploaded to Patreon after the livestream ends
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2024-02-29 15:33:52 +0000 UTCCordyceps-Jay will kill again
U wot m8
2024-02-29 15:09:02 +0000 UTCnaaaah bro, modern AAA games are nothing compared to old school games. They hold you by the hand literally all the time, everything you need to do is spelled out to you. I remember getting stuck on Jedi Knight 2 for like a fucking week back when I was a kid, because I was too stupid to find the way to proceed in one level. Ever played Gothic 1? Compare that to Skyrim.
freelocibin
2024-02-29 14:51:29 +0000 UTCAmy Schumer gauntlet?
Nicholas Renn
2024-02-29 13:22:56 +0000 UTCI’m happy for Paul. I hope things go well for him
Cheeky Goblin
2024-02-29 13:15:38 +0000 UTCScotty talking about pagliachi pizza then thinking someone is calling his pizza toppings a clown pizza is hilarious.
Emerius Jones
2024-02-29 09:10:39 +0000 UTCsomehow i avoided spoilers after work when the stream was still live. the frame i joined on was misleading. i skipped to the beginning and thank god i had a blank impression for Paul's bits
Nostalgia Trip
2024-02-29 08:10:09 +0000 UTCYou guys really didn't want to watch 6 straight hours of hilary lol
Lance
2024-02-29 06:48:10 +0000 UTCYou're too stupid to read a few sentences? I agree with Paul partially, but I've noticed that as we get older, games naturally get easier because...well...we're grown ass adults. Is this short enough for you, or is cope the only word you understand? Don't give likes to your own reply, by the way.
Kyber
2024-02-29 06:42:55 +0000 UTCWhere is the YouTube link?
NotAProSkater
2024-02-29 06:25:08 +0000 UTCPaul, veggie pizzas are cool but that pizza hut pizza has to contain at least five times the daily recommended dose of sodium
Sideris
2024-02-29 06:20:15 +0000 UTCIm not reading all that cope
NotAProSkater
2024-02-29 06:14:55 +0000 UTCPaul, I think we all just got better at video games so everything seems easy with some Nintendo exclusive games. I'm Ultra Instinct now compared to when I was 9 or so. What made the older games hard was that we didn't get much for tutorials or autosaves for that matter. To be fair, sometimes those old games do make me slip up on occasion. You want a challenge? Play Smash Ultimate on the hardest difficulty.
Kyber
2024-02-29 05:46:54 +0000 UTCHonestly, what a standout character!
All Time
2024-02-29 03:40:55 +0000 UTCSexy show, guys
Lord Flaynus the flayed anus
2024-02-29 03:03:19 +0000 UTCIt's the face of abject despair
Trevor Lahey
2024-02-29 02:47:08 +0000 UTCLove the show but this video player is fucking awful. It keeps pausing randomly and won't play until I reboot the app.
nitro_hedgehog
2024-02-29 02:35:34 +0000 UTCPfp*
Colby Parker
2024-02-29 02:12:29 +0000 UTCOf course it’s the dude with the Down Syndrome pop saying this.
Colby Parker
2024-02-29 02:11:56 +0000 UTCIf only we knew what happened in Cedar Rapids.
Tech Noir
2024-02-29 02:06:56 +0000 UTCWe're just 🌶️ng in 🪵 🌊
Wilhelm Frosch
2024-02-29 00:53:23 +0000 UTCWhat I was able to watch was great. But this Patreon player just won't let me watch past a certain point. 🤷♂️
Banjo
2024-02-29 00:49:00 +0000 UTCCommenting here to push spoilers out da way
Themberchaud
2024-02-29 00:29:04 +0000 UTCLoved the 5 hour bantersode! The 1 hour Hillary Clinton gauntlet was good too.
Jackson Hipp
2024-02-29 00:22:49 +0000 UTCFuck this. xD Next gauntlet needs to be piss meets pests and vermin. For 6 hours. Just for Paul. Throw in some boogers and literal shit stories.
Joshua Gaines
2024-02-29 00:13:56 +0000 UTCFrom now on when anyone asks me what I'm up to my response shall be " I'm just chillin in Cedar Rapids".
Jeremy St.onge
2024-02-28 23:29:58 +0000 UTCWouldn't it be wild if TJ actually killed his whole household during a live stream and came back and played it like a bit
Wingit98
2024-02-28 23:26:54 +0000 UTCThe Sufferings of TJ Kirk was the previous one
SansPunBook
2024-02-28 23:12:30 +0000 UTCSister act 3 will be more moldy than TJ's bread
J_Dog7986
2024-02-28 22:26:06 +0000 UTCWe’re just Hilling…
Luka Hays
2024-02-28 21:48:37 +0000 UTCFor those who think this gauntlet was too little too late I'll just say one thing "What difference does it make at this point"?
Richard Armstrong
2024-02-28 21:22:28 +0000 UTCI'm more pissed off about what Paul said about Zelda than anything having to do with Hillary Clinton ffs
Trevor Lahey
2024-02-28 21:20:44 +0000 UTCAnd I've been had. Time to shut the fuck up and watch. Fuck you, Paul, you greasy bastard.
Daniel Sokoloff
2024-02-28 19:59:34 +0000 UTCReally? This is just a Manson thing? Let's go! Despite the allegations, he remains a hero of mine.
Daniel Sokoloff
2024-02-28 19:57:32 +0000 UTCScam
M
2024-02-28 19:56:35 +0000 UTCI'm just chillin.... In cedar rapids...
coffee brained
2024-02-28 19:13:07 +0000 UTCThis feels like an awful time to live in cedar rapids 😵💫 its fucken cold over here lmao
JRaquel Moreno
2024-02-28 18:49:02 +0000 UTCI love Paul so much. We need to appreciate how fucking funny he is.
Nancy Pulussy
2024-02-28 17:50:24 +0000 UTCFavorite part was at 1:31 where Paul starts coughing and choking, felt that he deserved that for replaying I'm just chillin' in Cedar Rapids over and over.
Duke Snugglez
2024-02-28 17:44:49 +0000 UTC30 minutes in is TJ's first experience with a VTuber.
Home of da BONE
2024-02-28 17:37:39 +0000 UTCGot me crying laughing at work with this torture. Love you guys
Tyler higgins
2024-02-28 16:05:39 +0000 UTCI'm just chilling in Cedar rapids
cOAST2cOASTgHOST
2024-02-28 15:07:31 +0000 UTCI was so relieved when they revealed it wasn't going to be a Manson gauntlet. That would have been so boring to me lol
Gilly
2024-02-28 14:32:44 +0000 UTCThin Crust Buffalo Sauce (no marinara) Extra Cheese Jalapenos Banana Peppers Mushrooms Black Olives
Sinna Burns
2024-02-28 14:17:42 +0000 UTCWe're just chillin in Cedar Rapids
spaceSuicide
2024-02-28 14:08:01 +0000 UTCBest one yet I felt tortured
Jacob Shermetaro
2024-02-28 14:04:35 +0000 UTC"Pokemon Go To The Polls" is one of the most dated, flash in the pan phrases you could have used. No wonder Hillary said it, matches most of the other stuff about her.
spaceSuicide
2024-02-28 14:02:20 +0000 UTCPierre Le'cock is the breakout character
Kasper Nilsson
2024-02-28 13:53:45 +0000 UTCThe Paul AI program got us again guys! Gee whiz fuck me like a coonbat
Weightlifting Socialist
2024-02-28 13:41:49 +0000 UTCThat was absolutely torturous, thanks Paul.
Tyra
2024-02-28 12:54:08 +0000 UTCThat and when they do gauntlets half the shit is probably going to get copyright strikes
Joe Smerdon
2024-02-28 12:12:52 +0000 UTCPaul you deliciously evil bastard
Knight of the rueful figure
2024-02-28 12:12:25 +0000 UTCThey private it cause some ppl will pirate it and it's to minimalize that. It's kinda annoying, but it's understandable. I like it on Youtube for timestamping and easier navigating around it but I can live with it.
Ignar Husky
2024-02-28 11:12:57 +0000 UTCi kinda want the manson gauntlet or at least the sufferings of tj kirk gauntlet.
StoneButt
2024-02-28 10:37:15 +0000 UTCWhen I first opened this on YouTube earlier the first thing I saw was a jump scare of you know who, which immediately spoiled the mystery for me when I rewinded it back to the start. But hey, nice punkin' on TJ that shit was great!
FoxenXI
2024-02-28 10:16:38 +0000 UTCGreat one guys, good job, thanks
Collin Santiago
2024-02-28 09:40:02 +0000 UTCJacque le French died for this
Atticus Omundson
2024-02-28 09:09:19 +0000 UTCI passed out and have no idea where I left off so.. I get to start the gauntlet all over again. Thank you Paul, what a happy mystery
Captain Tunnel
2024-02-28 09:03:19 +0000 UTCNo, there was no need to edit it
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
2024-02-28 08:56:58 +0000 UTCLol, I was literally watching the "we're just chilling" part when u guys made the video private! Hopefully it's not edited.
Matt Matt
2024-02-28 08:50:22 +0000 UTC
