Onion Nuggetz - 10/12/22
Added 2022-10-13 08:08:07 +0000 UTCPelosi "lucks out" with the stock market again, the Metaverse is a big fat FAIL, steamy advice column, misadventures of Florida cops, awful drivers, Matt Walsh is an idiot, and more!
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"I'm not from round here" isn't a robbery. Busting up in there loud and proud yelling "EVERYBODY ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AND NOBODY GETS HURT" THAT is a robbery
Dick McPenis
2022-10-24 00:52:26 +0000 UTCDid you not hear her rhetoric? Lol you do know it's changed right?
Brad The Patreorn
2022-10-18 13:47:06 +0000 UTCI was way more interested in her anti-war messaging during the 2020 primaries. Even Bernie didn't bring that up much. Too bad there had to be so may other disappointing aspects to her. :\
Big Gulps, huh
2022-10-16 02:39:27 +0000 UTCHe did say what he ordered by the way, a Doritos locos taco, a Gordita, a nachos bell grande and a burrito supreme.
Kula
2022-10-15 14:09:48 +0000 UTCShould have taken an additional taco off of that Taco Bell order, forgot to account for sales tax. So it would be two tacos, two chalupas and a burrito.
Kula
2022-10-15 14:04:47 +0000 UTC"Tulsi Gabbard left the Democratic Party, therefore right-wing Republican" HUHHH?! Haven't you guys argued before that the Democratic Party is a Center-Right Party? Also, just for fun. . . .. .Name one Republican who is pro legalized drugs n prostitution like Tulsi Gabbard is..
Alex Mac Donald
2022-10-14 16:37:52 +0000 UTCAlso, a Brazilian Blowout is actually a technique used to straighten curly hair. I know this because it's the technique that won't make ya go bald. I have ridiculous brillo pad hair, but I get it straightened every few months to a year.
Alex Mac Donald
2022-10-13 19:58:12 +0000 UTCDude, YES! As an avid fan of stand-up comedy,, Patton Oswalt was the dude who got me into stand-up when I was in 7th grade in '04 with his special "No Reason to Complain". The bit you referenced about George Bush was from a special called "222 (Live&Uncut)" which is an unedited version of a special later called "Feelin' Kinda Patton".
Alex Mac Donald
2022-10-13 19:47:31 +0000 UTC
