"This shirt has a lot of holes in it. Buuuut, they're good holes. And I have other clothes when I need to be... more decent. Anyway, now that the immediate problem of covering up my breasts is taken care of, I can talk about everything else! Like, while these ears are really big and it feels like everyone the room is always staring at them, I can hear things really, really well! And this fur is hard to upkeep - so much shampoo - it feels really nice! Its like a permanent blanket that never gets too hot. And having a tail is both really weird and really cool. It doesn't do anything, and it's not completely prehensile, but... there's something really satisfying about idly swishing it around. Maybe I'm just weird though."
Look what you did to your chest, Nica, of course you're weird. But who isn't?