Naruto: World of Warcraft - chapter 59

Mito Uzumaki was old, very old, even though she didn’t look like it, she was quite old, and wanted some greatgrandchildren and she wanted them now, something she would make a routine of reminding me, asking me every day if we were expecting, it was a bit concerning, but I knew she meant well, what mother, or is this case Grandma doesn’t want kids?

As for her age, I knew soon the village would need a new vessel for the Kyuubi, at best I gave her one or two years before he body became too old to sustain such power within her, and that saddened me, the funny thing is, she was very aware of this situation and would try to use her scheduled demised to manipulate me into banging her granddaughter pregnant.

The question was, did I want kids? In a world where death lurks in every corner, and killing is the norm for every child, did I actually want to bring an innocent child into this messy world, a place where he would never be truly safe, a place where his childhood would be spend killing people to survive, did I truly want that?

I didn’t know, I knew the thought of bringing a child into the world was selfish, but I also liked the idea of being a father, while my body was twenty-five, my mind was much older, and the idea of being a father was a thought that floated in my mind every now and then.

Tsunade also wanted to be a mother, all and all, all that was stopping me from actively trying to… conceive was the current situation of this world, and how I thought it was selfish to bring a kid into a world of futility and suffering, just for the sake of being a father.

“Raiden!” Sakumo called, running like a child towards me, who would’ve thought the White Fang of Konoha was a big child at his truest form.

“Hey, how’s the wife?” I asked, and he grinned.

“I’m gonna be a dad!” Sakumo declared happily.

“I pity the child that will have to deal with you,” I chuckled.

“First I don’t get to be your best man, and now you hurt me like this,” Sakumo gasped dramatically, “I am hurt! How could you!”

“Haha,” I laughed, “Congrats man, I am happy for you,” I truly was, I knew how much he wanted to be a dad, how much he wanted to start a family.

“That’s not all!” Sakumo chuckled, giving me a one-arm-sided hug. “You will be his o her Godfather!”

I rolled my eyes at him, “Is this you trying to get free babysitting?”

“Maybe… but is also so that my kid will always have someone there for him or her, in case… something happens to me,” Sakumo smiled.

“So… how far is your wife, pregnancy-wise?” I asked, offering a smile of my own.

Sakumo hummed, “We just confirmed the pregnancy… so a week or two?” he shrugged, “I ran as soon as I found out to tell you, so… no idea,”

“Very well then, I off to see Tsunade, bye~” with not much to talk, I bid my goodbyes, or so I would’ve wanted, for Sakumo stopped me.

“We have to celebrate! Drinks are on you!” Sakumo declared with a wide grin, dragging me to a bar.

“I WILL NOT PAY FOR ANYTHING SAKUMO!” I shouted, laughing along the way…. Meh, what that hell, I’ll pay for a few drinks, he’s celebrating, and I am a nice bro.

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After a long afternoon of alcohol, I arrived at home to see Tsunade drinking some tea, “I’ll be on the be---” tea, Tsunade doesn’t drink tea, she only drinks alcohol, and super alcohol, the stronger shinobi version of normal alcohol. “Why are you drinking tea?”

“I like tea,” Tsunade replied, and from her body language, I could tell… something was off.

“You basically live of alcohol.... Something is not right,” I eyed her, trying to find what was wrong.

“I… well, I guess it depends on what you consider wrong,” Tsunade replied, as my eyes narrowed even more.

“And what is that?” I asked, narrowing my eyes even more, to the point I could barely see.

“I’m pregnant,” Tsunade smiled.

….. Raiden.exe not found, analyzing memories, processing information, condoms used, result not possible, analyzing outside the normal pattern, sex on my birthday a few weeks ago, condom not used, result: you are fucked. “I see,” I nodded, “Cool, cool, cool, cool,”

“You need a moment to process all of this?” Tsunade chuckled.

“Yes please,” I nodded, my voice sounding a bit on the high pitch side.

“I’ll be in the living room while you process this,” Tsunade chuckled.

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[Sakumo Hatake POV]

I had it all, a beautiful wife that loved me, an amazing best friend to drink, train and play board games with, and a kid on the way, I had it all, now all I needed was Raiden to get his wife pregnant too so that I could be an uncle. “How was Raiden today honey?” my wife asked.

“Good, he took me out for drinks, and food, we had a great time,” I replied, getting ready for bed, when all of the sudden, I felt a disturbance in the air, something had changed… and I knew what… “It happened,” I muttered.

“What?” My wife asked, confused.

“Raiden… is also having a kid,” I grinned, putting back my clothes, “Honey I am sorry, but I have a broooo to take out,”

“Brooo?” she giggled.

“That’s how he calls me, broooo, it must be unique to us, anywho, don’t wait up, I am getting my bro wasted!” I laughed, jumping out of the window, running towards the Senju estate.

“How the fuck did he know Tsunade is pregnant by a simple feeling?” I heard my wife mutter.

“The brooooo sense!” I shouted, the bro sense was how I knew things, the bro sense was only there for the brooooest broooos.

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[Uzumaki Mito - THIRD POV]

Uzumaki Mito was sleeping soundly on her bed, when all of the sudden, she jumped out of her bed, a look of determination flashing before her eyes, "It happened," for she knew, her granddaughter was pregnant.

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[Sarutobi Hiruzen - THIRD POV]

The Hokage laid on his bed, reading porn, I mean political papers, when all of the sudden, the book he had on his hands, that was obviously not porn fell to the ground, as he muttered, "It happened,"

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[Jiraiya THIRD POV]

Jiraiya was at the hot springs of Konoha, spying... I mean, researching on the ladies there, his eyes forming hearts, he detailed the body of young ladies with great care, taking notes as he was careful not to be discovered, when all of the sudden, his porn-filled notebook fell to the ground, "It happened," he muttered in shock, "the chosen one has fathered an heir,"

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[Orochimaru THIRD POV]

Orochimaru was conducting a few experiments under the supervision of the council, trying to understand how the sage energy worked, using the bodies of the prisoners the village had, as tools to increase the knowledge about this subject, scalpel at hand, he cut a man open, when all of the sudden, "Kukuku, it hap--- why do I know this?" the snake wondered in shock, why did he know about such thing, "I... maybe I have worked enough time for today,"