❤️ ⚔️ Gimme Back My King ⚔️ ❤️ [Warrior Queen] [Storming a Castle For You] [Get Away From My Husband] [Hey, Sweetheart] [Missed Me?] [Flirty & Deadly]

i guess the evil queen muts have a thing for muscular tomboys

JP800

This one is one of my favorites

Ghostship1776

I was imagining being in the corner in a basic wooden chair with tons of rope through the whole thing, just quiping in randomly. Lol

Eleum Soporo

I'm imagining myself just hanging in the background slowly spinning around like Thor in Ragnarok.

Liam Richardson

Phwoar. This is fantastic!

Awkward Space Man

Congratulations Tea. This was the audio that made me break down and become your patron. I want to be upset, but honestly? It was inevitable. I just stopped fighting. I would've loved to have thrown my support in during that YouTube fiasco, but real life happened, so I'm here now.

Blindluck92

Gotta love a lady like this one.

Bushido Blade

I don’t know why but I picture the husband king dangling upside down from a chain during the whole thing.

Sam

I had to laugh every time there was a mention of lady balls. It's an appropriate descriptor for the majority of my favorite women in my life. Also "sex on scholarly legs" is probably the best descriptor ever.

Shadowy Fox

More of this, please ❤️

Mac

Love that one.

Savage Dragon

Okay... I'm all for continuation of this story...

VeRG1L_47

The moment i heard it, i thought: "ah... Jmann would be displeased".

VeRG1L_47

“This makes total sense. She wants to fuck ME...” Makes me think of the old Robot Chicken M. Night Shyamalan meme; “What a twist.”

Jovial Alexander

Now this is a certified hood classic.

Some might use the nomenclature "Dummy Thick" to describe such a blade

We need to know for immersion purposes: Do you have a big fuck off sword in this? Like a dumb, massive Final Fantasy sword

Ok that's good ! Thank you. The fact that it's close to one scenario I suggested is a nice bonus. :)

I love this! 😄 First I find it funny how we're just kind of chilling on the side while our Wonder Woman of a wife sasses our captor, and I loved the twist at the end. As someone whose bisexual themself I always appreciate the representation, especially when it busts stereotypes. Thank you so much for this gem, Tea! 😊

Kit Riley

The great thing about getting your channel deleted on YouTube is now you can move into the not-so-family friendly territory and not have to worry about the creative limits of comrade Google

MUZaKM4K3R

Omg I love this so much I could hear the pride and how full of her self she was and I loved every second

*sits back and watches the banter*

Mike Taylor

"Not physical balls" Big Disappoint Tea. Otherwise Great audio

Jmann1892

Hell yeah, really missed these fantasy-setting roleplays of yours, Tea ^^

Reasonably Satanic

This was so freakin' good! 🥳🥳

JamaicanMeCrazy

The sass. I love it! 😂

IceBear

Yess Queen!!

Jam Elephant

I feel like this is the kind of girl I would have XD

Charles Johnston

...For some reason I imagine being kidnapped by a female Bowser from Mario and my wife is a sassy warrior Queen.

Jeremy Knight

Just like what spike says in cowboy bebop "I love a woman who could kick my ass"

Christopher Martinez

Who doesn’t like a woman who can defend herself? Because I certainly do!

Camilo Iribarren

I'm at work right now. I shall indulge later.

Mike Taylor

I must say I am extremely aroused. I don't want kids but with a woman like that, I'd strongly reconsider my stance on the matter.

Meadiocracy

Thank you darling for saving me from her. I don't know what I'd do without a strong, beautiful wife that's highly skilled on the battlefield. People will sing songs of our rule. The rule of King Koopa (I swear, I'm not Bowser) and Queen Tea!

Splat Koopa

I imagine Tea just swinging around a giant great sword with a big grin on her face just before the audio starts.

Warden D.

Idk why, but when I read hear comes trouble it made me think of this: Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jessie! James! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light! Surrender now, or prepare to fight! Amazing audio tea, I love it. I hope ya make more of these, maybe a series. Though I was sad the big tiddie waifu option didn't win, hopefully it will eventually be made or maybe ya could try my combo idea I suggested in the voting comment section. All the best tea. I hope your day is going well. Thanks again for this fantastic audio. I needed it today.

Brutus

'Storming a castle for me' huh. And here I am trying to make myself some midnight snaccs 🍿

Karl

The ending had me smiling. Definitely enjoyed this one, glad it won the vote.

Me: "Now that, THAT'S over I'm gonna go find some food and a new sword."

The Baka King

hohoho thats what im talking about! no regrets about becoming a patron

Haven’t even started listening yet and I’m already in love with this premise

C. T. Meraki

Thank you m’lady 💙🌹💛

Viltaryn

It's not like I needed to be saved or anything but... Ty 😶

AdamUpAe86 !

I have my evening wind down time Audio ☺️

JamaicanMeCrazy

I like this lady.

Thor Odinson

I couldn’t help but think of “Have fun storming the castle!” from The Princess Bride

Anthony Giggie

All hail the Queen!

Akito Kiba

Oh hell yeah. Love the fantasy stuff.

Mr. Mayhem

The Boudicca vibes are strong in this one

Lavendhim

Gives a whole new meaning to ‘yaaas, queen.’

16BitYeti

Ah yes. Warrior Wahmen to the rescue. I accept.

Kurohime

Banger

Elijah King

Thank you

June