❤️ Hope You Like Short Girls ❤️

Short gurls is best

Chris Santos

I'm hiding my rings, I'm on to you lady Tea Baggins. You're welcome to partake in my cheese platter n Longbottom Leafs, though.

cpt_yakitori

*Isengard. To Isengard. They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard. To Isengard (Gard gard g-g-g-gard)

Scarida Ghostly

Yes, that was a really good pinch of positivity for today. I'm definitely ready for a picnic in the shire!

NakedSunFlower

Beware the shortstacks

Raven

Dang I’m late af! What did I miss? o-o Oh thx TEA

Kaisel

Perfect timing

all shortstack girl are equal

Greenstrike

Really!? We are?! YEAH!!! Since I'm 5'3"-5'5", it's probably the only way to find girlfriend material shorties below my own 19/20yr old short ass...

Lachlan Parker

Joke's on you, I PREFER short girls! >:D

Brooms17

Short stacks, warm hearts, full bellies and hairy toes! 💛

Bear

Cant wait Tea!

Phoenix Brave Hideki

Goblin > Hobbit

CurrentlyEatingPies

The average height of a Hobbit is three feet six inches.

TheTMoneyMan

I was just playing Lego Lord of the Rings...

UAC Bearbi

Oh. That’s sounds neat. How tall are they compared to us?

Coby-O

Hopefully this doesnt come up 'short'

LET'S FUCKIN' GOOO

Jared Chinchello

Yooooo. Aw man now I wanna hear you do the one ring poem in the black speech of mordor

John Folmer

By the realms it's time for second breakfast!

Warden D.

Can't wait

Sam

As long as you are not trying pull what this anime is: https://my-senpai-is-annoying.fandom.com/wiki/Igarashi_Futaba, I think that I'll give it a try. Kinda tired of this trope in anime to be honest.

TheTMoneyMan

It depends on how short they are. I prefer women to be taller than me but i'll take what I can get.

Jeremy Knight

AH LOTR IS MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE hypeeeee

bag

YEAH I’m looking forward to this!

Delinash

I dig short girls. They can climb all over me like a monkey on a jungle gym.

Mike Taylor

It definitely doesn't need to be but if this is NSFW, "Yes we've had first orgasm, but what about second orgasm?"

Frohawk

Giantess gf AND Hobbit gf?? In the same month? We're truly being spoiled.

Yes, Scottish accent

chad drake

(Bilbo voice) "I'm going on an adventure!"

Blindluck92

Bring it on teacup

Jordan Curry

As long as they are willing to be big spoon too Any height is good

kris220b

I'm into tall queens but I like myself a fine short stack once in a while.

Iron Piedmont

I’ve never felt more appreciated before today, this is wonderful

PLUTTOH

Do goblins count? Cause yes please. Oh Hobbit? Yeah sure!

Flux Goodra

Now, will this be a second breakfast or luncheon? Dinner supper even?

Barontakedown

Perfect timing, i wanted to rewatch LotR anyways

Prophet Tentakles

Only if we can keep our secrets

Nathan Smith

We’re getting a WHAT??? 🤯❤️

MalikTheRonin

#ShortGirlAreFeckingPrecious

sa r dran 24

I don’t mind short stacks

Benjamin Horton

Thank you

June