Modern Monster Girl Health Report - Dragon

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Monster Girl Health Advisory - Dragon

Family - Dragon

Liminal sub-type - Reptile

Habitat: Caves, sky scrapers, mountainous regions

Profession: Largely unemployed but increasingly entreprenureal ventures

Disposition:  Strong-willed, arrogant (depending on conditions, lustful and honest)

Diet: Carnivorous but have been fooled by very convincing tofu-based alternatives. 

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Dragons are ‘enormously powerful’ monster girl species with multiple special abilities including flight and firebreathing, but also carry the capacity to temporarily transform back into their full bestial forms as well as the habit of ‘zombifying’ on death if they had not taken a mate. 

Among the highest level of species, many of these girls boast an enormous and strong body with high intelligence. Due to this overwhelming power, many of them take their title of ‘rules of the earth’ seriously and expect absolute submission of all ‘lesser’ species including humans and other monsters. This includes regular ‘tithes’ provided to them in the form of metals, jewels and rare magic items which they often sleep atop of in enormous, glittering beds. 

Since modernization however, Dragons have discovered that another power has emerged to potentially dominate their position; that being the very wealth which they coveted. Dragons, more accustomed to hording gold, have now had to face the prospect of spending it in order to maintain their lifestyle as they are unable to simply pillage what they want or need due to the non-aggression pacts raised.

As such, many Dragons have found their finances accumulated over centuries rapidly dwindling, potentially leaving them an era of a bygone age. Due to their proud nature, and tremendous size, many Dragons have been reluctant to find  employment despite the best efforts of the integration committee as they resist working for ‘lesser species’ and find it difficult to deliver any meaningful service including military service since they cannot take orders for similar reasons. 

This overall lack of physical activity, purpose and vast wealth to live off, at least for a time, has resulted in many Dragons becoming lazier and far more prone to obesity than their legendary forbearers, with a particular taste for anything elegant sounding which in turn usually winds up being quite fattening.

In recent times however, many dragons have developed an interest in streaming services as it is a profession which appeals to their internal nature. When questioned why they would choose such a life, many dragon streamers have listed a lot of the same benefits including the constant stream of positive attention they receive while people bask in their glory, how it requires minimal effort outside of the initial set up and how there has been a growing interest towards the uniqueness of their size, especially in very obese girls.

This contrasts to the reasons received in the most recent survey of stream viewers who have highlighted a common interest in the natural ‘freak outs’ which dragon girls are capable of as a result of their great haughtiness. It is not uncommon for a majority of streams content to include several instances of firebreathing and property destruction following a period of poor game performance or as a reaction to something else. This can also extend to many declarations of war and threats towards ‘would-be-dragon-slayers’ who purposefully try to irritate the dragon girl into performing a mistake or act of aggression on stream.

Such acts to aggravate a species would normally result in intervention from the committee, however Dragon girl ‘cultists’ have also arisen to thwart any one sided bullying. Due to the Dragon’s natural charisma, many species often find themselves willingly donating large sums of money to particularly attractive Dragons as well as popular streamers. Donations not only extend towards material goods and gold but also increasingly food which both cultists and slayers have agreed upon as the best option since it fulfils the cultists’ desire to worship their enormous overlord while slayers have a chance to relish the sight of an overstuffed dragon, pushing herself to her absolute limit to finish an absurd amount of food on stream. 

To this date, only one dragon has perished as a result of such an extreme challenge, only to zombify and revive herself out of lingering regret. She is now incapable of fullness and has become enormously successful in both her gaming and eating career with streams every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.