Epic MegaHaiku SeptupleFest '19
Added 2019-11-25 06:44:36 +0000 UTCWe're catching up all at once on backburnered haiku. Here's seven of them. Strap in. Here we go.
if you give a mouse
a cookie that mouse will want
socialist reforms
it will take its prize
deep into the forest so
all may eat of it
the crumbling cookie
never falls far from the tree
yet it makes no noise
that is the big lie
the line that fake news feeds you
the egg in your ass
that cookie? it howls
it is screaming for your love
why wonβt you help it
because youβre not there
because nobody is there
a forest vacuum
this soundless hollow
where only the pope may void
and, perhaps, a bear
Comments
Oops. Make that: Cookies are silent. But it s certainly true Cookie Monsterβs not.
Bruce Cohen
2019-12-12 21:14:54 +0000 UTCCookies are silent But it is certainly true Cookie Monster does.
Bruce Cohen
2019-12-12 21:13:38 +0000 UTCThat's goddamned art right there.
Maggie McFee
2019-11-26 04:40:02 +0000 UTC(Beatnik finger snaps)
Stefan Edward Jones
2019-11-26 00:32:06 +0000 UTCFalling falling, pitter pater like rain tumbling through the leaves
Crissa Kentavr
2019-11-25 17:04:15 +0000 UTCTrust me, crumbs falling from trees make noise.
Crissa Kentavr
2019-11-25 17:03:42 +0000 UTCCookie on its back Why don't you turn it over Leon hates cookies
Andrew Rich
2019-11-25 13:54:33 +0000 UTCThe cookie has shit, But not from a pope or bear. It's for a tapeworm. We are the tapeworm, Fed cookies by the fake news, Caring not for eggs.
Coyoty
2019-11-25 10:08:04 +0000 UTCWait, do the bear and the pope shit on the cookie?
Tudza
2019-11-25 07:38:57 +0000 UTC
