Neo Cow
Added 2023-01-04 15:12:23 +0000 UTC
"Go on, trendsetter. Give it a sip.”
He was wary of doing so. Taking strange drinks from ad girls rarely ended well. But she was so cute with her glowing horns and huge, milky tits, he figured what the hell?
And the Neo Milk was good. So very good. Not that he was addicted. Sure he came back every day for more cans. And sure, they were changing him. But why shouldn’t he want to be bigger? Buffer?
And yes, he dimly realized it was making him dumber. But who needed brains with guns like these!
And the Neo Cow was so in awe of his new physique. She hung off him, giggling, offering him another can. Even when he ran out of money she figured out how he could still get his fix. All he had to do was sign away his life to NeoCorp, and he could pump as much milk as he wanted from her big, sloshing tits.
And really, what more could a good, dumb cyber bull ask for?