Ok this one was tough. I definitely messed up whatever Daisy is saying in panel 4. Does that guy have a name? I don't know if he does.
Dorothy: "Representative DeSanto is having a re-election rally in town tomorrow night, and I want to cover it."
Daisy: "Oh, sure, sure."
Daisy: "You've long been angling for more political stories, which are typically my beat, but frankly, you can have this one."
Daisy: "I don't think this one'll be my kind of rally."
Dorothy: "What do you mean?"
Daisy: "You know, she's a family values candidate."
Daisy: "And all which that implies about who's likely to show up."
Daisy: "Buncha ironclad stiffshirts, you know? Where's the flavor, the allure? Total waste of my time and energy."
Daisy: (I can't read this one at all, sorry)
(Guy): "Actually, Daisy, a lot of them probably sublimate their true natures and are a powder keg of sexuality ready to burst at the tiniest provocation."
Dorothy: "I didn't get the story."
Sierra: "Aw, dang."
RubbishBinMan
2022-08-14 07:08:15 +0000 UTC
Sorry if I seem repetitive, but is there a version of this strip with better resolution?
Tiago Quintana
2020-06-08 14:56:55 +0000 UTC
Sierra. We always see her in the background of other people's stories. What is HERS? :D
Satyros Phil Brucato
2016-05-01 16:42:44 +0000 UTC
willis why must you ignore the voice of the people? hear our forlorn cries for ninja rick and sydney yus
Zachary
2016-04-30 17:39:11 +0000 UTC
That guy in the background is going to get his own strip before we get another Asma strip.
D. R. Goblins
2016-04-30 08:58:37 +0000 UTC
Now let's see who are the most unlikely characters we can get Willis to include in the subplot.
Dare Talvitie
2016-04-30 04:18:23 +0000 UTC
The re-election subplot is turning out to be bonus-strip exclusive content.
Hooray for the long-awaited return of Daisy! Here's hoping she gets the closeted lesbian republican gilf booty she's apparently desperate enough for.
Ryan Kertai
2016-04-29 15:15:29 +0000 UTC
I vote to call him "Storyblock Steve" as his only interaction with the narrative thus far has been to storyblock Dorothy.
Alexa
2016-04-29 14:18:07 +0000 UTC
Sierra and Daisy. I ship it.
Thingo Ergo
2016-04-29 13:22:45 +0000 UTC
Hahahaha!!! <3 Daisy :D
Jennifer Bak
2016-04-29 12:57:16 +0000 UTC
We didn't get puppy!Dotty but we DID get newshound!Dotty. Good enough!
Also: Daisy!!!!
Awww, Dotty didn't get the story. Aw dang.
Bagge
2016-04-29 12:06:20 +0000 UTC
In related news, this is the first time I've correctly parsed "hiimdaisy" as "hi i'm daisy." I always read it as "him daisy" with an extra I.
▲ndrusi
2016-04-29 11:22:36 +0000 UTC
Sierra <3
Simon Magid
2016-04-29 10:03:11 +0000 UTC
Daisy doesn't really sublimate her true nature, yet still manages to be a powder keg of sexuality ready to burst at the tiniest provocation.
Aidan Cortney
2016-04-29 09:33:01 +0000 UTC
I'm voting for the unnamed guy in the background for the next bonus strip.
Giant Speck
2016-04-29 08:36:09 +0000 UTC
Oh goodie, now I'm going to be making hiimdaisy jokes to myself all day.