Hotel - This Wine Tastes Like Crap #32
Added 2018-08-01 09:27:22 +0000 UTCTodays fine offering is a Blossom Hill chardonnay complimented with spine-chilling stories about sleeping in a hotel room at the foot of my parents bed.
Comments
Did you drink the entire bottle the first time? If the glass table and p word jokes came out of a sober mind, I'll quit drinking now...hilarious!
jennifer spain greene
2018-08-01 21:35:01 +0000 UTCI always just assumed Head came to live with you after retiring from professional wrestling.
Mr_Bombphoon
2018-08-01 21:29:27 +0000 UTC"Smells like piss" is from Sweeney Todd btw, as is "Times is hard"
ThatsSoHaydn
2018-08-01 16:21:56 +0000 UTCBelittle! I wish you would be little
Novympia
2018-08-01 13:10:49 +0000 UTCSo what are you saying Olympia? That your mothers belittling has bebigged you?
Oliver James @olspols
2018-08-01 12:24:20 +0000 UTCI have a lot in common with your mum - I'm a middle aged northern woman who is into yoga. I also have a head. She's called Ed-wina and I like to dress her up as Ozzy Osbourne. I'm going now cos I'm starting to scare myself. Love the episode :-)
Gina Charlesworth
2018-08-01 11:23:20 +0000 UTCI would LOVE to have you as part of my family. Iβd just pester you to do accents all the time cause youβre so good!! πβ€οΈ
Kylie Wallace
2018-08-01 09:56:37 +0000 UTC
